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BY POPULAR DEMAND Part of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong robert.furlong@rocketmail.com

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"Jake. I'm really sorry about what happened last night."

I threw him a glance across the car, as I pulled out of our estate as I drove him to college. He looked over at me and shrugged.

"It's not a big deal, dad. You're trying a few things out. I get that."

"I need you to know though: I'm sorry."

"You didn't have to say it the first time. You've caught me in plenty of embarrassing situations."

Had I? I couldn't really remember any, other than hastily repositioned duvets when I'd gone to wake him up; but that must be pretty standard for all parents of teenage boys. Perhaps I hadn't been aware that I'd walked in on him in the middle of something. My attention to what's going on around me can be pretty vague at times.

Whatever he'd been doing when he felt he'd been 'caught', it couldn't compare with what he'd walked in on me doing the previous night. Being caught masturbating by one's eighteen-year-old son would be awkward; being caught masturbating in front of gay porn would be painful; being caught masturbating in front of gay porn with one's fingers up one's bottom had turned out to be mortifying.

I hadn't really slept because of it. I'd found it difficult to believe that I'd been so stupid as to do something like that with Jake just downstairs; the same Jake who'd always had such a gift for sneaking up where he was least expected.

"Well, I'm still sorry," I said. "I wish it hadn't happened."

He nodded and I pulled in to let some cars queuing up on the other side of the road get through a narrow gap caused by a parked van.

"I'm... er... guessing, then," he started hesitantly, "that you're interest has... well... moved up a couple of notches since we first spoke about it...?"

"What do you mean?"

"Back then you said that you weren't sure what you wanted to do with another guy, other than... you know... using your tongue on him..."

"Well, yeah..."

"It seems like... from what I saw last night... you're ready to take it a few steps further..."

I nodded. "Possibly... well, probably, actually. But as you said yourself, I was just trying out a few things. Just like you might have done when you first realised what your willy could be used for."

"Is that how it feels to you?" he asked. "Like you've just woken up to... well... I suppose in your case it'd be what your bum can be used for...?"

I looked over at him before pulling away and overtaking the parked van. His question seemed genuine; his face was quite serious.

"I suppose that's a fair summation," I replied, when we were clear of the congestion. "I'm realising bums aren't just for the obvious. There are loads of other things two men can do with them."

"Like the things those guys were doing in that movie you were watching? Would you like someone to do that to you?"

"I thought we'd agreed a while ago there'd be no more sexual questions," I reminded him.

"I'm just surprised at how quickly this has happened... how you've gone from being, like, Mr Squeaky Clean to being... I dunno... suddenly into all this hardcore gay stuff..."

I was surprised that Jake had considered that I'd set myself up as some kind of 'squeaky clean' father as I'd always thought I'd been quite frank and honest with him about sexual matters. However, it was certainly true that I'd undergone quite a transformation over the last few months.

"I think, Jake, people often assume that once you get past adolescence, once you've 'grown up', you're pretty much the finished product. That, after that, you've done all the developing that you need to do and you're going to pretty much stagnate doing the same old same old until you die. I don't think that's true. I think in reality people keep changing and evolving as they grow older."

He nodded. "Well, yeah, okay. But do people really change their sexualities? Can a guy go from being into women to suddenly finding other men's bums so attractive?"

I shrugged, putting my foot down as we pulled out onto the dual carriageway. "Maybe it was there all along, Jake. Maybe what happened between me and Simon's dad triggered what I'm going through now. I don't know. I just know it feels right and so I'm pursuing it. Why should I try to ignore it and push it to the back of my mind when it's clearly part of who I am and something I'm finding that I enjoy expressing?"

He nodded again. "Of course you shouldn't. I think, like I said a few weeks ago, you need to get together with another guy. Do some stuff together... have some fun. See if it really is what you want."

I smiled over at him. "You'd be okay with that?"

"Yeah... of course I would. It's clearly pretty important to you."

I beamed at him, hugely grateful that he was being so understanding about something which could have proven vexatious.

After a few seconds I cheerfully added, "On a totally unrelated matter, I'm thinking of going to the office Christmas party this year. Would you be able to sleep at your mum's that night?"

Jake grinned broadly. "Oh, right... in case you get lucky with one of the filing boys?"

"That's not the reason I'm going," I lied. I didn't want endless witticisms from him between now and then. "I'm just hoping to widen my circle..."

Jake chortled. "I think you did enough of that last night!"

"Come on, Jake, you know what I mean... I'm just trying to be sociable... you're always saying I should make more friends..."

"Don't worry – I'll get out of your way. Just... you know... be careful."

"Okay, thanks," I said.

"Don't forget to... you know... buy some –"

"Okay, thanks," I repeated with enough finality to let Jake know the subject was dropped. I really didn't want a lecture from my son about the importance of safe sex.

===

After I'd dropped Jake off at college, I called into the petrol station at Sainsbury's on the way to work. Having filled up on fuel, I grabbed a bottle of cheap chardonnay and a few essentials we were running low on in the little shop and then went to pay.

The lad on the till was young and rather cute, and when the bloke in front of me asked for a packet of Rizlas which was on a low shelf behind him, he bent over to show off a very nice backside bulging conspicuously in his tight black work trousers. I wondered if that's why people bought Rizlas – just to get a flash of cashiers' bums – as they always seem to be placed in the least accessible places.

"Have you got a red packet, actually?" the bloke in front asked.

Oh, nice one, I thought. I was quite sure the colour of the wrapper didn't signify anything about the product inside.

The lad turned around and bent down again to hunt around among the boxes of matches and cheap lighters. The guy in front of me strained to get a good look at his arse as he did so – almost standing on tiptoes to peer over the desk at it – and I felt sure I was in the presence of a fellow devotee of the male derriere.

It was indeed an extremely nice bum he was marvelling at: solid-looking with nice, full buttocks. It occurred to me that Cameron would describe it as 'fuckable', and, having had that thought present itself, I couldn't help but muse on what it would be like to slide myself into it and give it a test drive. It was the sort of backside a guy would want to look at while he was humping away: if the cashier was riding you, you'd want him to turn his back to you so you could get a good view of your cock sliding in and out between its round, succulent cheeks. Or maybe, on second thoughts, it would be better to have him facing you. That way you'd see his cock, stiffened with excitement, bobbing around in front of your face while he pumped his pert little tush up and down. Yes, front-on might be best. Apart from the fact he had a very pleasant face, which would probably be quite expressive during sex, it might be possible to crane forward and suck the tip of his hard-on as he worked his magic with his bum. It would be nice to watch him wanking himself, gasping with that cute mouth of his, and have him shoot over your –

"Pump, please?"

"Er... sorry?" I asked, momentarily confused.

"'Ave you got fuel?" he asked. His voice was quite deep and his accent strong. He pronounced 'fuel' with two distinct syllables.

"Oh... er, yeah."

"Which pump, then?"

I glanced over at my car. "Number... ah... two, please."

He rang it into the till.

"And this lot," I added, putting my wine and groceries on the desk.

He turned to one side and called out: "Gill! Alcohol!" Actually, it sounded more like 'alk-rol'.

A grey-haired woman peered out from around a door and nodded.

Evidently he was too young to be able to determine that I was eligible to buy a bottle of wine.

As he scanned my few items of shopping, I wondered how old he actually was, given what I'd just been fantasising. Did having to get an older colleague to authorise the sale of the wine mean he was younger than twenty-one? Or might he be younger than eighteen?

Could I have been imagining having sex with a seventeen-year-old boy? A lad who might be younger than Jake?

Is that what I had come to?

Jesus Christ, Robert, I thought. Get a grip, man.

Just then someone tapped my shoulder and a voice behind me said, "Hello, stranger! Where've you been hiding?"

I turned around and saw Guy grinning at me. He was wearing a leather jacket and had at least two days of stubble. With his hair cut so short, he looked, quite simply, stunning.

The realisation that I might have been perving over a lad who was younger than my son had been alarming enough: now I was staring into the face of a man whose backside I had drunkenly rimmed. The very same backside that was now right there in front of me, albeit hidden away in his underwear under the back of his jeans.

I was momentarily lost for words.

Guy laughed. "Aren't you speaking to me?"

"Yeah... I... wow! It's been way too long!"

He laughed again. "It's only been a couple of months, mate. But how are you keeping? How's Jake?"

Before I could answer, the cashier said in a monotone, "Seventy six pounds eighty one, please." He said pounds like 'pa-ands'.

"We're both fine," I told Guy, and then turned to push my card into the reader. "How are you guys?"

"Likewise, likewise... we're both good," Guy said.

"Could you check the amount and enter your PIN?" droned the cashier.

"Look," Guy said. "We really should go and see another match. The four of us. It was a good night... well, I mean the football was good too... but it was good to stay over in that hotel... you know... have a laugh and stuff."

And stuff. Yeah... the 'and stuff' part had certainly been the highlight.

I turned to key my PIN into the keypad.

"Yeah... it was good. You're right – we should do it again."

"Let's commit to it," Guy said. "See who's playing in the New Year and book something up. Make it even better than last time."

You really want me to lick your arse again, I thought. And, after what Cameron had revealed about his habits on the oil rig, I suspected he wanted rather more than that. It was obvious from the excitement on his face that he was well up for whatever was going.

And I was too. Let's be honest about it.

"Yeah... let's do that," I smiled.

The boy – the underage boy – had packed my shopping into an orange carrier and stuffed the receipt into it.

"Don't wimp out on me, Rob," Guy chuckled. "Let's make it a firm date."

A date. That sounded a bit heavy.

But, picking up my bag, I turned to him and grinned. "Yeah. We'll make a night of it. For sure."

He grinned back and, with a playful wink, said, "Even better than last time, big boy!"

As I passed him to leave, I half-expected him to slap me on the arse. Although just weeks earlier I would have been outraged by having something like that done to me by another man, at that moment – right there in the petrol station – I think I'd have rather liked it.

It would have been like he was staking out his claim for me. Telling me, with his actions speaking far louder than his words could, that he'd let me do whatever stuff turned me on with my face between his legs, but this time we both knew where this was headed. Last time had been just a warm-up, just a few first tentative steps. Now we both knew the score, this time was the real deal: if I chose to stay over somewhere with him, my arse – to put it bluntly – belonged to his cock.

There'd be no more pussying around: I had to accept how it would end. Me on all fours with him behind me; the two of sweating as I took it from him; the sounds of our sex growing faster and faster; him grunting as he squirted his seed deep into my bowels.

I'd be happy with that; I'd let him use my bum to pleasure himself if that's what he wanted. I'd lick his arse and suck his cock and then, in return, he could fuck me until he came. I'd prefer to use him, of course, but I'd understand his reluctance to let me do that to him and I'd have to accept it.

As I got into my car, I looked over at him inside the shop paying for his petrol. He was staring at me; that smile still etched on his face. I smiled back and gave him a thumbs-up. That pleased him a lot. Maybe he took it that I was accepting our arrangement; that as long as I could rim him again, he could fuck me.

He smirked broadly and gave me a thumbs-up in return as I pulled out from the forecourt.

===

On the drive to work, I wondered how Jake would react if I suggested that we go away for an overnight stay to see a football match with Simon and his dad. He'd certainly be positive about it: he had himself, after all, suggested another trip away as a way of me spending some more time with Guy. But I was a little concerned about the form his positivity might take: would he tease me with innuendoes about what might happen between the two of us dads, or would he find it funny that I was setting myself up for a 'date' with another man?

I wouldn't be able to stand it if he were to make 'phwoar' type quips about what might go on in the hotel room after lights-out: it wasn't really his style but I wouldn't put it past him. If he said something like that in front of Simon and Guy it would be excruciating.

I'd have to introduce the idea with some kind of rider. 'Look, Jake, I don't want any inappropriate comments, but...' Or, 'Jake, don't even think about cracking some lame joke, but...' Or even, 'Pretend you know nothing about what happened between me and Guy Leeson, but...'

Once we got to the 'but' it would be plain sailing.

I wondered if, in the hotel room with Guy, I'd be able to say the same about the 'butt'.

It was obvious that, if we did commit to arranging something and the four of us were to stay over somewhere, I'd have to make sure that Guy and I didn't share a room which was right next door to that of our sons. Even staying opposite them on the same corridor might be rather too close for comfort.

It would be similar to the problem I had anticipated about bringing a man back home with me from the office Christmas party. In both cases, the prospect of having my son listening to my clumsy homosexual fumblings from an adjoining room was not something I wished to endure. With Guy, my discomfort would be exacerbated by having both of our sons overhearing our attempts to couple up.

Jake would be fully aware – if indeed Simon didn't suspect – that when our respective doors were closed for bedtime, events in the room the two of us dads were sharing would soon be taking a sexual direction. He would assume that, at some point during the evening, his father would end up tonguing his friend's dad's arse-crack and he would probably expect that one or both of us would get sucked. I didn't like the fact he knew enough about my sexual habits to presume I would want to rim Guy for a second time, nor that his knowledge of sex between men was sufficiently lurid for him to regard oral stimulation as commonplace. I didn't like it, but it seemed to be rather how things had turned out.

What I was less comfortable with was that, knowing Jake as I did, I was aware that he would not fail to discern and recognise our more intimate sounds. He'd visualise us squatting together, listening to his friend's dad noisily pleasuring himself between his own father's eager buttocks. He would know, from the slapping of my cheeks against Guy's pelvis, that I was pushing my bum back against his cock, revelling in the sensation of being so roughly buggered by him. He would hear me gasping and crying out, perhaps dimly conceiving that the balls which had given rise to him were being repeatedly thumped by those in the swinging scrotum of another man.

I found that I didn't really care that Jake might assume that I would want to rim Guy and that we might do some other foreplay together; I wasn't even that bothered that his friend Simon might realise that the guttural noises he could hear from our room were somewhat more than just drunken horseplay. It was the thought of the two of them – but my son in particular – hearing me being sodomised by another man that I had issues with. This was why our rooms would have to be far apart – preferably on different floors, if that were possible.

I didn't want Jake to find out – through sounds he might hear or from what we might call out – that his father was more than willing to receive a man from behind without expecting him to reciprocate in turn. If he really had to imagine me with another man, for some reason I wouldn't be too bothered to think of him visualising me as the dominant partner: for him to see me as the man behind; for him to imagine me holding onto Guy's hips and looking down at his hairy crack as my cock ploughed back and forth into his gaping hole; for him to think it was my balls whacking against Guy's and my spittle dribbling down onto his back.

If Jake had to know I was having sex with Simon's dad, I wanted him to picture me thrusting myself, with energy and vigour, into the other man; not being fucked by him.

At the very least I wanted him to think that, if his dad had submitted his backside to another man's cock, that I'd done so purely in order to similarly gratify myself. That I'd let my arse be used by his friend's father so that I could, in time, enjoy swapping positions and using his equivalent hole to experience the same thrill. To know that, even if I was being loosened by having to pay my dues to another man, my own rod would soon be more than making up for the time it had lost.

But it wouldn't be like that. I'd be the guy in front, taking it unconditionally from his friend's father. I'd be the one on all fours, being shafted by the bigger, hairier man, groaning with pleasure as my arse was stretched wide. I'd be the one beating myself off, my mouth gasping, as I was roughly butt-fucked by a man whose slick, furry crack I'd just licked. I'd be the one spraying my semen up the wall as the man behind pulled me close to him and pumped his own seed, hot from his sweaty balls, up into my bowels.

I might be calling out, "Give me it, Guy! Squirt it up my arse!" And he might be shouting, "Take it, Rob! Take my fucking load!"

And, as trickles of his juices leaked down the insides of my thighs as he shuddered behind me, "God – that smells hot! Jesus Christ, mate!"

We'd have to be on different floors. Maybe in different hotels.

===

Once again I was musing on how one would get from A to B in the simplest most straightforward way. This wasn't a geographical problem: this was the problem of what would happen between Guy and me from closing our bedroom door after saying goodnight to our sons, to stripping naked and enjoying our brief but hopefully satisfying male-to-male tryst on one of our hotel beds.

I was at my desk at work, halfway through checking someone else's awe-inspiringly dull product specifications and unable to stop my mind from wandering.

I was attracted by the idea of being direct with Guy as soon as our bedroom door was closed. Of saying, "Okay, mate. We both know what we want, so let's not waste time messing around." And then walking over to him, unzipping his fly and playing with his hardening organ through his zipper. Or doing what Cameron had done with Malcolm and yanking his jeans down from behind, plunging my face between his buttocks and sliding my tongue into his moist hole.

Then we'd both get down to it, quickly shedding our clothes and clambering onto one of the beds so we could do with one another all the things we were so desperate to. I'd suck his cock and lick his balls, and then I'd have him bend over for me so I could feed voraciously on that most private part he'd only once allowed another person to be intimate with. And then I'd give myself to him and we'd fuck together, sweating and panting on the bed, both staring forward towards whatever generic hotel painting happened to be hanging above the headboard. Guy's hand would be beating at my erection, our bodies briefly joined man-to-man and the room slowly filling with the crude odour of our sex.

My problem remained, though, how to get to that point. I liked the idea of being frank about my intentions – of bypassing the lumberingly circuitous route we'd taken last time – but at the same time, I didn't want to put him off with an approach that was too overbearing. Guy seemed to like to lead and to be the dominant partner, and he might not respond well to having another man appearing to force himself on him.

Perhaps I should be the one to pull out a bottle of whisky this time. Grab us a couple of glasses and sit alongside him on his bed, pouring the two of us some overly generous measures to get the party started. Compliment him on how he looked, especially once he started undressing. Tell him how nice his bum filled out his briefs; how much I admired his substantial bulge out front.

Yes, that would get him going. He'd soon be rock hard and making a ridge in of his underwear; offering my mouth his fat bell-end like it was the tip of an especially extravagant cigar.

The phone on my desk rang and I took a call about a camshaft I'd signed off. Then I got back to the dreary table of specifications I'd been checking.

Where was I? What had I been thinking about? Had I reached any kind of decision about what I'd do when Guy and I were alone together?

I found myself wondering what men usually took with them when they were expecting to have sex together. Condoms? I'd definitely need to have a few packets of those stashed away. A couple of tubes of KY jelly would also come in useful. I wondered whether laxatives were also a standard part of the kit; maybe even some strong painkillers.

Since I was going to buy condoms, what size Guy would need? One didn't like to offend a bloke about stuff like that. His cock would disappear without a trace into my own 'U' size marquees but if I got him anything less substantial than 'XL' he might be insulted. I'd better buy a selection and play it by ear on the night. Try and slip one on him without making an issue of its size.

I realised I was assuming that he would want to wear a condom – what if he didn't? He'd clearly worked his way through a succession of male partners during his time on the oil rig – if not before and since – and I didn't really fancy gambling on the fact that he hadn't picked something up along the way.

Surely he'd be used to rubbering up when he was faced with the splayed, hairy buttocks of a member of his own gender? Surely he'd want a layer of protection around his organ given that it was another man's dank, slimy rectum he was going to be working it up inside?

Again, I'd have to play it by ear. See what happened on the night.

But I was determined there was no way he was going to get his cock anywhere near my virgin hole if there wasn't a sheath of latex rolled down it.

So, how to get from A to B? That was the question. How do two purportedly straight men go from closing the door of the hotel room they were sharing to rutting on the bed without a stitch on just a short time later? It wasn't really the sort of problem one could just type into 'Yahoo! Answers'.

Maybe I should start undressing first and flash my bum a bit towards him. Since he was, by all accounts, used to regarding other men's backsides as sexual opportunities, he'd be likely to see that as an invitation. He'd probably start undressing with me, showing himself off to me. He'd flash his own arse towards me, knowing full well the peculiar interest I had in it, and might bend down a few times to tantalise me with thoughts of pressing my face into the well-worn material between the backs of his thighs.

He might stay bent down and turn to me, over his shoulder, and say, "Come and get it, mate!" And I'd quickly approach to find out if that thin strip of material between the backs of his thighs smelled and tasted as alluring as it looked.

Or he might come over to me as I sat on my bed, just like he had last time, and stand in front of me with the front of his briefs in front of my face. This time I'd relish the view of him filling his underwear so abundantly and inhale as deeply as I could the thick wafts from his cock and his hot, sweaty balls. I'd lean forwards and nuzzle my face into his briefs, feeling his cock harden against my face as I smelt his sharp, masculine scents. And perhaps I'd reach up and pull his waistband down, letting his slowly swelling cock flop into my mouth and feeling his hands grasp the back of my head as his organ lengthened inch by inch towards my throat.

Matt Strickson startled me from my reverie, coming over to my desk with another set of figures for me to look through. As he put the file on my desk, one of my pens rolled onto the floor and I bent out of my chair to pick it up. As I got back up, I noticed Matt peering down at my bum with a distinctly interested expression on his face. He may even have licked his upper lip slightly, but I can't be sure.

I thanked him for the documents and he strolled back over towards his desk, flashing his own incredible backside, emblazoned so extravagantly by his flagrantly tight trousers, in my direction.

I wondered if, in spite of Cameron's insistence to the contrary, career-obsessed Matt might after all be harbouring a secret fascination for his office-mates' rears. Had he really just looked at mine with what had appeared to be lust? Was it possible that he could have been thinking about rimming me? What it would be like to stick his face into my round backside and sniff my hairy crack through the combined whiff of my underpants and trousers? To have me bend forwards for him so he could wedge his nose low down where my hole would be; to hungrily inhale another man's roughest scent through the enticing patch of material that had been working up between his buttocks all day?

I looked over him sitting himself back down at his desk and he threw me an amicable smile. I grinned back over at him and then we got on with what we were doing.

Could he really be one of my kind?

Was it possible that he might have been admiring the back of my work trousers, licking his lips to see the hem disappearing between the rounded orbs of my cheeks? Imagining what underwear I might be wearing underneath them and how exciting it would to work his tongue around the back of them to seek out the taste of my hot, wet hole? To have me yank my sweaty briefs down so he could probe the most carnal of another man's openings; to push his face so hard against my squat, hairy arse that my swollen ball-sack would be bobbing against his chin.

The ping of an e-mail forced me back to reality.

Of course Matt wasn't harbouring such thoughts! Apart from anything else he was straight; and even if, like me, he was curious about his own kind, he would probably be disgusted at the thought of doing something so base as to be licking the hairy arse of a forty-odd year old bloke.

I got on with the product specifications, trying to focus my mind on the task in spite of how dull it was.

It occurred to me that in spite of him being straight, his lingering glance at my bum might nevertheless have been a betrayal of other, less imaginative but equally promising thoughts. It wasn't totally implausible, for example, to suppose he might have been thinking what it would be like to work his cock into the curvaceous backside I was so obligingly presenting for him. Even the straightest of blokes must occasionally succumb to such illicit thoughts when they find themselves staring at another man's splayed and undeniably inviting rump.

If he had been privately pondering the potential of my bum for a bit of improper penetration, such thoughts would make for a very appealing prospect. I could easily envisage him, as a younger man and probably someone who could be sexually very demanding, holding onto me and driving himself in and out of my spread behind. Cameron said he thought Matt was probably well-hung so that would make it even more interesting: imagine his large and insistent erection, long and thick and with the impatience of youth, thrusting upwards so deeply into my bowels.

I looked over at him as he checked something on his computer monitor and compared it with a printout he had in his hand. He had an angular face with a strong jaw line and pale, piercing eyes. It was odd to think of another man in such a way, but I mused that he would make an amazing sexual partner. He was tall, attractive, had a well-built cock (if I could believe Cameron) and an arse I would willingly have for breakfast, lunch and tea any day of the week.

I looked back down at the document I was supposed to be checking. What the hell was wrong with me this afternoon? Why was I having all these thoughts about a younger colleague?

I glanced over at him again. Those eyes. Jesus Christ!

I wondered if he liked football; whether he might want to come along on our trip with Guy and me. Of course I would never ask him – I hardly knew the guy – but what if I did? What if the three of us – somehow – were to end up sharing a room in the hotel? The three of us stripping naked and playing around together. It was a ludicrous idea – so implausible as to be laughable – but nevertheless I started to get hard at the thought of it underneath my desk.

Cameron had said that three men together could be a lot of fun. I hadn't really thought of myself in that position before but now that I did, the idea was as exciting as it was intriguing. Three of us guys, probably a bit drunk, feeling horny and getting naked together; three pumped-up cocks demanding gratification; three hot, moist arseholes eager to please. The possibilities were almost endless; the many combinations we could get ourselves into fascinating.

I gently rubbed myself through my trousers at the thought of having Matt rimming me while I bent down low to suck Guy's cock. Or Guy fucking me from behind while Matt stood in front of us both, holding my head and driving his cock in and out of my mouth.

The fun three men could have together! The sheer variety of things we could do!

Matt standing behind me, fucking me, while Guy bent over in front of me so I could have my turn licking his arse. Or Guy fucking me on the bed, lying on my back and as he held onto my ankles with both hands, while Matt squatted over me, lowering his arse and a lovely big pair of spunk-filled bollocks into my face.

Or – even better – the two of them lying flat on the bed like Cameron had shown me with his hands, so I could straddle over them and have both of their cocks fuck me at the same time. That would be just amazing! Slamming myself down on them, the two of them sweating and gasping. Turning one way so Matt could see my arse being fucked and then the other so he could see my cock and balls jumping around over his stomach.

Reaching down to finger them both as they fucked me. Enjoying their different smells as they thrust themselves together to reach up into my bowels.

And then Matt getting up and bending low so I could mount him, as Guy came up behind me and entered me as my hips were bucking back and forth. The three of us heaving together like that: me in the middle, enjoying it both ways. Giving it and taking it both at the same time.

It would be like being the middle segment of a weird centipede-like creature. How amazing it would be to feel Guy's thick cock pumping in and out of my bum while mine took up the same rhythm inside Matt's splayed arse as bent over in front of me. We'd be panting, grunting and laughing together at how wonderfully erotic three horny men could be with each other.

And the smell of the three of us! Oh God, imagine that!

The powerful, unmistakeably rectal stink of two men's bums being rapidly fucked at the same time would be incredible. Better still, the raunchy nasal assault of our frantic joint penetration would combine in the heat of the room with the cloying reek of our sweat, the base fug of our six fat balls slapping together underneath us, and the acrid tang of Matt's swollen cock being frantically wanked. What a deliciously carnal and aggressively masculine aphrodisiac it would make!

Just a few whiffs of such an uncompromisingly homosexual musk – perhaps a single, bracing sniff of it – would have me hurtling towards my climax.

With a jolt, I realised Matt – the real Matt – was staring pointedly over at me across the office and that I was making a blatantly masturbatory motion against the front of my trousers. He couldn't see my hand beneath my desk but the rhythm of my elbow and the angle of my forearm told him everything he needed to know.

I felt my cheeks flush and threw him what I hoped he would take as an apologetic smile. He raised his eyebrows towards me, his expression more quizzical than offended, and I quickly got up from my desk, pulling on my jacket to hide the prominent tenting of my crotch and darted off to the gents to attend to my urgent excitement.

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When I got home that night, I found I had a message from Debbie. She was suggesting that we meet up again the following Friday night. It was the only night she was available this side of Christmas and she said wanted to spend it with me.

That was unexpectedly hopeful.

I skipped through a couple of paragraphs of general chit-chat and almost missed an ambiguously-worded invitation back to her place. I had to re-read what she'd written a couple of times to make sure I had understood her correctly. For something so loaded, it seemed odd that she had dropped it so casually into otherwise unremarkable small-talk.

As the letter went on, she offered to cook me a meal and to get in a few bottles of wine. She mentioned that she'd noticed I'd had a Semillon on our first date and suggested I might enjoy something fuller bodied next time. I wasn't sure if I was misreading flirtatiousness into her e-mail – was she word-playing Semillon with semi-on? – until she wrote that she hoped 'the two of us can make a night of it.' If that wasn't a thinly-veiled offer for me to stay over, I don't know what would be.

How fantastic was this?

Not only did I have the prospect of another weekend away with Guy on the horizon, I now had an evening of likely passion lined up the following week with Debbie. Her one night off and she was giving it – and herself, hopefully – to me.

I even had the office Christmas party to look forward to, with the promise of a hook-up to be arranged by Cameron. That was quite soon, I thought.

I checked through my calendar on Outlook. Yes, it was next Friday night.

Now there's a coincidence. That was also the night Debbie suggested...

Ah.

We have, I grimly acknowledged to myself, something of a problem.

Do I risk offending Debbie by asking her to rearrange our evening – even though she said quite categorically that it's her only available night – or do I miss the office party and miss meeting the likeminded 'friend' Cameron might have in store for me?

A pleasant evening spent with a woman, or a filthy night spent with a man?

Which was it to be?

Oh God. I had, at the back of my mind, rather suspected that one day this choice would come but I'd hoped it wouldn't be so soon.

Both prospects were so attractive in their different ways.

But which was it to be?

I clicked the 'Reply' button above Debbie's e-mail. This was going to be a difficult message to write. I had to be very tactful with the wording.

"Hi Debbie," I wrote.

"Thank you so much for the invite – it's so great of you to ask me over and I can't wait for us both to try the stronger stuff you mentioned. Unfortunately, though, I've already arranged something that evening. I know you have very little time right now, but do you think you could squeeze me in on another night? I really hope so as I'm sure we'll have a really great time together..."

The potential for a night of sex with a man was simply too good to pass up on. Debbie, I resolved, would have to reschedule.

Talk about getting your priorities right.

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Next story: Both Ways

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79 Gay Erotic Stories from Furlong

A Holistic Approach

A HOLISTIC APPROACH Part of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong

A Man in My Bed

A MAN IN MY BEDPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong

A Walk in the Park

A WALK IN THE PARKPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlongrobert

Adam and Steve

ADAM AND STEVEPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong

Air BNB

AIR BNB by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com robertfurlong.tumblr.com === "So first thing next day I knocked on their bedroom door to say good mornin' and one of them called out, tellin' me to come in." "This was one of the gay blokes who owned the house?" Brian asked. "Yeah. I think I was the only one rentin' a room that night." He nodded and I went on.

Awake with Jake Part 1

AWAKE WITH JAKE PART 1by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===

Awake with Jake Part 2

AWAKE WITH JAKE PART 2by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===

Awake with Jake Part 3

I got into bed with Marcus, having to push him to one side so that the two of us could fit into the single bed.

Awake with Jake Part 4

AWAKE WITH JAKE PART 4by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===I looked at the clock. It was going on for three. At this rate, I was going to need half a jar of coffee to get me going in the morning.I'd been enjoying having horny thoughts about the first time I'd hooked up with Marcus, and it had been nice to lie here snuggling into his back and

Badly Drawing Boy

BADLY DRAWING BOYPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong===While Matt Strickson's PowerPoint presentation was unremittingly dreary, the way his arse flexed and rippled in the back of his tight grey trousers every time he turned towards the whiteboard was more than enough to keep me entertained.

Bedtime Stories

BEDTIME STORIESPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong

Blast from the Past... and from my Son!

BLAST FROM THE PAST... AND FROM MY SON! by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com dirty-shorts.tumblr.com === Warning: contains mild scat === The night before Jake and I were going to watch Liverpool play Leeds, the tumble drier decided to break down. I had, of course, left the bulk of the laundry we needed until the night before our trip and so we had a large pile

Both Ways

BOTH WAYSPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong===At first I was convinced my ex-wife was in the bed with me.It was Sunday morning and I was in that half-dreaming half-dozing state I sometimes end up in when I've slept too long and I really should get up. I'd opened an eye to check the alarm

Bunk Buddies

BUNK BUDDIESby Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===My fuck-buddy Rob has always been fascinated to hear about my time in prison. I told him early on in our hook-ups that life inside hadn't actually been that interesting – that it was mostly mind-splittingly dull and that the sex, such as it was, was brief and infrequent – but he keeps asking about

By Popular Demand

BY POPULAR DEMANDPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong

Candid Cameron

CANDID CAMERONPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong

Carried Away

CARRIED AWAYPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong===Pulling out of the car park after meeting Cameron, I couldn't help but marvel at how much nerve he must have. Imagine going back to a stranger's flat and rimming him while his mates looked on! The idea of doing something like that myself was

Coupling Up

COUPLING UPPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong===I was back at the small toilet building tucked away among the trees in the park.Curiosity about what I'd seen there on my last visit had got the better of me and I'd left the office early with the excuse of having a bad stomach and the

Danny Comes to Stay Part 1

DANNY COMES TO STAY PART 1 robert.furlong@rocketmail.com dirty-shorts.tumblr.com === As we undressed for bed, Alex said to me, "I feel kind of sorry for Danny." "Sorry for him? You're kidding me!" It was hard to believe he would feel anything but mistrust for my ex. He hadn't been keen on Danny visiting us, and sure as hell hadn't been comfortable with him staying over with us for

Danny Comes to Stay Part 2

DANNY COMES TO STAY PART 2 by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com dirty-shorts.tumblr.com === Perhaps it's not surprising that my husband had lost his hard-on while he was watching my ex hungrily rimming my splayed hole. "Just gonna get him nice and slippy," Danny had said before plunging his face into my butt crack and giving me the most intense and satisfying

Doing the Dirty Part 1

DOING THE DIRTY PART 1by Robert Furlong===robert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===

Doing the Dirty Part 2

DOING THE DIRTY PART 2by Robert Furlong===robert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===It's odd but strangely compelling to watch your own son masturbating right there in front of you. I was fascinated to see how different his technique was from my own – his hand seemed so much more frantic and his fingers more agile – while marvelling at so many physical

Don't Freak Out (Part 1)

DON'T FREAK OUT (PART 1) by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com dirty-shorts.tumblr.com === For several months, I'd been promising my son that I'd show him how two men can make love very intensely and passionately together using only their two cocks. Jake is young and bisexual but when it comes to other boys, he has made it very clear that his interests are

Don't Freak Out (Part 2)

DON'T FREAK OUT (PART 2) by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com dirty-shorts.tumblr.com === "I'm not gonna freak out, Rob," Guy assured me. "I'm just surprised, that's all..." I smiled at him again to show that, even though he was quite visibly shaken by what he was seeing, I was more than comfortable to have my son's mouth slurping up and down my large erection in

Doubling Up Part 1

DOUBLING UP PART 1by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===I opened the front door to find Guy grinning at me broadly, his son Simon following right behind. I showed them through to the sitting room, where Jake introduced Simon, who he'd been to school with, to Marcus, his friend from university.While I was busying myself collecting in coats,

Doubling Up Part 2

DOUBLING UP PART 2by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===

Doubling Up Part 3

DOUBLING UP PART 3by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===It felt odd for my son and me to be squatting naked together, his back rubbing against mine, but I was sure it must feel even stranger for his best mate Marcus who was lying out on our front room carpet, facing upwards at our two splayed bums and pressing the twinned heads of a double-ended

Driving Home for Christmas

DRIVING HOME FOR CHRISTMASThe epilogue to the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert FurlongContact me for the full series: robert.furlong@rocketmail.com===Jake looked over at me and we grinned at each other.I was desperately pleased to see him and I could see that he was pretty chuffed to see me, even though he hadn't found the time to phone home in over a fortnight.

Dropping the Bottle Opener

DROPPING THE BOTTLE OPENER by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com dirty-shorts.tumblr.com === So he bends over to pick up the bottle opener, his jeans so far down you can see his arse inside his boxers, and I say, "Fuckin' 'ell, Tyler! Are you deliberately flashin' me an eyeful o' wank-fodder!" He turned to grin at me, still bending over, and reached round to the

Father and Son Moments

FATHER AND SON MOMENTSPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong===

Football Match

FOOTBALL MATCHThe start of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong===Considering the impact it was to have on my life, it now seems difficult to believe that it came with no warning. But then, I suppose that's true of almost all of life's most momentous events: they emerge unannounced amidst the most boringly ordinary of our daily routines.

Friday Night at the Furlongs' Part 1

FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE FURLONGS' PART 1 by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com robertfurlong.tumblr.com === The first night I slept with my twenty-year-old cousin Jake, the two of us snuggled up arms around each other in his double bed, confirmed to me that I was more into guys than I was into girls. It just felt so right to be close to another dude like that, our two big

Friday Night at the Furlongs' Part 2

FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE FURLONGS' PART 2 by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com robertfurlong.tumblr.com === It was beaut having Uncle Rob's mate Guy over for the evening. He's always up for a laugh and it's great how his no-nonsense way of speaking and brash sense of humour are so at odds with the airs and graces Uncle Rob puts on. It was especially great, though,

Friday Night at the Furlongs' Part 3

FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE FURLONGS' PART 3 by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com robertfurlong.tumblr.com === "Whoa! I didn't know you guys were playing piggy-backs in here!" Jake called out when he saw his dad on all-fours with Guy squatting behind him. The hairy broad-chested plumber chortled across at his fuck-buddy's son. He always enjoyed a bit of banter with Jake.

Furlong Four Play Part 1

FURLONG FOUR PLAY PART 1 by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com robertfurlong.tumblr.com === It was nearly teatime on Saturday afternoon and my cousin and I were sitting on his bed with his mate Marcus from university. Marcus had come to visit from Surrey where his parents lived, and even though he'd only arrived on the train that lunchtime, things were already getting

Furlong Four Play Part 2

FURLONG FOUR PLAY PART 2 by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com robertfurlong.tumblr.com === I didn't get my threesome with Jake and Marcus after bedtime. It wasn't that my cousin and his buddy didn't recover themselves after the jerk-off we'd had before tea, it was just that by the time the three of us collapsed into Jake's bed, we'd had so much fun with Uncle Rob

Further into the Furlongs Part 1

FURTHER INTO THE FURLONGS PART 1 by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com robertfurlong.tumblr.com === "Look, about last night," Jake said, walking into the kitchen. It was the morning after I'd stormed out of his bedroom and he was, no doubt, going to try to make amends. I figured I knew what my cousin was going to say. That he was sorry he'd messed things up by

Further into the Furlongs Part 2

FURTHER INTO THE FURLONGS PART 2by Robert Furlong===robert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===Jake was still a bit offish with me next morning, giving me a wide berth in the house and keeping conversation to a minimum. After lunch we went to meet a couple of his mates and I thought he might be a dork by dissing me in front of them and taking the piss out of my

Getting Together

GETTING TOGETHERPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comFind my older stories at screeve.org===

Giving Smithy a Bum-Job

GIVING SMITHY A BUM-JOB by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com dirty-shorts.tumblr.com === He kept going on about how hard-up he was. How he hadn't had his cock up an arse for however long it was and how his balls were so blue that a fart would get him off. Me and Biggsy kept laughing at how desperate he was acting but I kind of felt sorry for him in a stupid sort

Go Ahead

GO AHEADby Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===Whenever I need to use a public toilet, I invariably go into one of the cubicles even if the entire row of urinals is empty. This used to be because, having had some bad reactions from women at the large size of my manhood, I was self-conscious about exposing my genitals to other people and preferred

Guilty Pleasures

GUILTY PLEASURESPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong===Jake and Simon were focussed on the afternoon's football game when they emerged from their hotel bedroom and there was no mention of what had taken place between their dads the previous night. Guy was his usual bright and breezy self, but I was feeling more subdued: troubled

Having A Laugh

HAVING A LAUGHby Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===It started out with the two of us having a laugh. I showed Reece some photos on my phone of our mates doing stupid shit with their cocks out and he said we should go one better and pretend like we were doing gay stuff.So that's how it started and it seemed really funny at the time. Grabbing

How Do You Like It?

HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?Part of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong

Hypothetical Hitch-Hiker Part 1

HYPOTHETICAL HITCH-HIKER PART 1by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===The lad grinned across at me, pleased for the lift. I wasn't going exactly where he wanted, but I could take him to a motorway junction twenty miles short without too much of a detour. He'd have to sort himself out from there: either stand in the cold with his thumb sticking

Hypothetical Hitch-Hiker Part 2

HYPOTHETICAL HITCH-HIKER PART 2by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===We both positioned our respective underwear in front of us – the outer and less intimate surface of the gussets facing towards us – and Dane lifted mine up to his nose first. I followed his lead, applying the outside of his shorts to my nose even though I would have strongly

Jake's Christmas Present

JAKE'S CHRISTMAS PRESENTThe final part of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert FurlongContact me for the full series: robert.furlong@rocketmail.com===>> NOTE TO READERS>> I wanted to add a message to this final part of 'Butt Monkey' to say, firstly, thanks for reading and following my story (especially if you've very kindly messaged me to express your appreciation) and,

Just Like My Dad Part 1

JUST LIKE MY DAD PART 1by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===I met my friend Ivan because I bought my car from him.I liked him because he was so unlike the younger, cockier salesmen I'd encountered in all the other dealerships. I'd been trawling showrooms most of the weekend and had long since grown bored of being pestered by smarmy

Just Like My Dad Part 2

JUST LIKE MY DAD PART 2by Robert Furlong===robert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===As I drove Ivan back across town in my swanky new car, I asked him how he'd ended up seeking out men for sex in spite of being married to such an attractive woman and having what he'd described as an 'enjoyable' sex life.

Like Father Like Son Part 1

LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PART 1by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.com===The first time I felt like I might be developing feelings for another man was the night when we'd gone out for a meal, and Marcus – my son's friend from university – made a joke that it was like I was Guy's boyfriend.We'd all laughed at the absurdity of the suggestion – after all, Guy and I are both

Like Father Like Son Part 2

LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PART 2by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.com===I stood in front of them, my son grinning broadly at me while Marcus, still kneeling forwards with his hands prizing his arse-cheeks apart, peered over in wide-eyed horror.

Mankini Bearcub Part 1

MANKINI BEARCUB PART 1by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===A couple of months ago a lad called James I know at work pulled me to one side to show me something on his phone. I knew it was going to be a piss-take the way his mates were all sniggering and throwing glances at each other and it turned out it was the stupid mankini video which my

Mankini Bearcub Part 2

MANKINI BEARCUB PART 2by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===

Medical History

MEDICAL HISTORYPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong

Online Briefing

ONLINE BRIEFINGPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong===I scrolled down the pictures of men's underwear filling the screen, trying to locate the Calvin Klein boxer briefs Jake prefers. If I bought him the wrong ones, he'd wear them once and then that would be it. He'd say they were

Pantomime Cow

PANTOMIME COWPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong=Jake mentioned over tea that the drama department at his college was looking for someone to help out with the Christmas pantomime. It was still early November but rehearsals were already underway.

Pleasant Thoughts

PLEASANT THOUGHTSPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong==Debbie turned out to be very nice. A bit giggly, perhaps, but that could be put down to the nervousness of being on a first date. She probably thought me too quiet for the same reason.We'd got on well – better than I'd dared to hope – and I'd suggested that we could meet

Questions and Answers

QUESTIONS AND ANSWERSPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong

Roadside Assistance

ROADSIDE ASSISTANCEPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong===Driving over to Rugby for a meeting with a prospective customer, my car started spluttering on the A4304, and refused to respond when I tried to accelerate. Half a mile on, the engine was threatening to cut out altogether, so I pulled

Silas in the Library

SILAS IN THE LIBRARYPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong

Stain Devils

STAIN DEVILSPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong===The restaurant seemed a lot more expensive than those I was used to: it certainly wouldn't have been the sort of place I'd have picked if given the choice. The starters alone cost more than I would usually be prepared to pay for a whole meal,

Surprise at Rogerson Shopping Mall

SURPRISE AT ROGERSON SHOPPING MALL by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com dirty-shorts.tumblr.com === I'd agreed to meet my son Jake in Leeds city centre one Saturday afternoon. He was in his second year of studying at the university there and, as I had most of the day free, I thought it would be nice for the two of us to meet up for a coffee and chat. I was picking

Taking It All In

TAKING IT ALL INThe penultimate part of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comFind my older stories at screeve.org===It's not every day one gets caught by one's own son being anally pleasured by another man, but that's how Saturday had started out for me.I'd woken rather later than I usually would, a consequence of a very eventful

The Bride's Brother Part 1

THE BRIDE'S BROTHER PART 1by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===Ricky, my partner, unlocked the bedroom door and I noticed Jason peering down the corridor to make sure the three of us weren't being watched.

The Bride's Brother Part 2

THE BRIDE'S BROTHER PART 2by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===We threw our jackets on the floor and then kissed again, grinding our erections together through our open zippers, regardless of the fact we were smearing each other's precum across the fronts of our trousers.Ricky smiled as my tongue entered his mouth and this time he let me

The Halfway Inn Part 1

THE HALFWAY INN PART 1by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===I glanced across at Pete as I took off my shirt. Perhaps because he was a lot younger than me, he seemed oblivious to any sense of self-consciousness or embarrassment that the two of us were having to share a room and get undressed together. He looked young enough to have graduated from

The Halfway Inn Part 2

THE HALFWAY INN PART 2by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===I got on the bed first, kneeling down on the mattress and splaying my legs wide open. Seeing me like that, facing him expectantly with my cock arching upwards, made Pete laugh again.

The Paint Job (Part 1)

THE PAINT JOB (PART 1 of 4) by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com dirty-shorts.tumblr.com === With the current fashion for newlyweds to have their wedding night nuptials committed to canvas, I have become familiar with sketching hesitant couples alongside their conjugal beds. Painting such tender moments presents a fascinating artistic challenge and I've developed a

The Paint Job (Part 2)

THE PAINT JOB (PART 2 of 4) by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com dirty-shorts.tumblr.com === "You've obviously discussed the other five paintings of the set in some detail," I remarked to my two clients. "Could you give me a rundown of what you have in mind to give me an idea of context." "Okay, so the first is the beautiful composition of us kneeling face-to-face

The Paint Job (Part 3)

THE PAINT JOB (PART 3 of 4) by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com dirty-shorts.tumblr.com === "So... onto the first consummation," I suggested, pausing for the two men to reposition themselves and sit alongside each other on the couch. "In this painting, Adam is... er... making love to Stephen. Am I okay to describe it like that?" I'd expected Adam to haughtily

The Paint Job (Part 4)

THE PAINT JOB (PART 4 of 4) by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com dirty-shorts.tumblr.com === After leaving the tea to brew, I went back through to the studio to find Adam and Stephen having what looked like very intense sex together kneeling on the couch. They were both upright and facing forwards. Stephen had one arm around Adam's prominent chest, fondling a

The Right Trousers

THE RIGHT TROUSERSPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong===On Friday afternoon, after meeting a group of potential clients at their Coventry head office, I thought I'd take a walk into the city centre before the shops closed to see if I could find a new pair of trousers. I'd been wondering what

Troy Story

TROY STORYPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong

Up At The Crack

UP AT THE CRACKby Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===A few months ago I met a guy called Edward and it turned out that, among his varied and chequered past, he'd been divorced and has a son in his late teens, just like me.His lad is called Ashley; he's eighteen and at university in Sheffield. My son is Jake who's nineteen and at Leeds.

What Happened in Harvey's Room Part 1

WHAT HAPPENED IN HARVEY'S ROOMPART 1: CIRCLE JERKby Robert Furlong===robert.furlong@rocketmail.comdirty-shorts.tumblr.com===The five of us gathered round Harvey's laptop, pulled our dicks out and he loaded up the movie so we could all wank off to it.I was new to the academy and I'd never been in a circle jerk before, so it seemed funny and horny at the same time for us

What Happened in Harvey's Room Part 2

WHAT HAPPENED IN HARVEY'S ROOMPART 2: SLOPPY SECONDSby Robert Furlong===robert.furlong@rocketmail.comdirty-shorts.tumblr.com===It turned out to be totally different from playing around with girls. For a start, we didn't even get on his bed together and there was cuddling each other or anything like that.I just hitched the front of my jeans down so my aching hard-on

What Lurks Beneath

WHAT LURKS BENEATHPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong===As I was getting into bed, Guy returned to the room chuckling that the lads had still been on their DS, which he'd confiscated.

Work and Play

WORK AND PLAYPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong

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