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It was beaut having Uncle Rob's mate Guy over for the evening. He's always up for a laugh and it's great how his no-nonsense way of speaking and brash sense of humour are so at odds with the airs and graces Uncle Rob puts on.
It was especially great, though, because I knew there was a lot more on the cards than just a fun night with my uncle, Guy and my cousin Jake. Uncle Rob had told me earlier that day that after we'd all gone to bed, he and his plumber friend were going to be having sex together.
And not just a bit of dick rubbing or a suck of each other's cocks like me and Jake were doing!
The two big blokes were going to go the whole way together - proper up-the-butt stuff with one guy's chopper actually inside the other dude's arsehole. If you'd seen the two of them - just two normal middle-aged men laughing and joking as they had a few drinks - you wouldn't have believed they were going to do the deed together doggy-style after light-out.
But in spite of how ordinary they looked together, Uncle Rob had told me they were going to 'anally copulate' as he'd dorkishly put it. He'd also let slip - and maybe it was a case of too much information - that Guy is usually the one who gets to play hide the sausage.
We got a takeaway and ate it watching a movie and passing around bottles of beer, and all the time I couldn't stop myself from thinking how Guy was soon going to be slamming his hips hard and fast against my dad's brother's arse. Guy was brandishing a hefty bulge in his jeans and obviously had a fat meaty cock stashed away down the front of them, and for some reason I found it totally fascinating that within just a couple of hours it was going to be pounding in and out of my uncle's furry gape.
It just seemed so weird that the two of them were boyfriends, if I can call them that. Actually I don't think they'd like that label - Uncle Rob has only ever described Guy as a 'friend' and I really can't see Guy wanting to be called another dude's boyfriend.
I guess they were mates who happened to enjoy getting together for sex sometimes, and that was something I was really starting to like the idea of. There were guys back in Brisbane who I could see myself playing around with if they'd be up for some occasional no-strings fun with another dude. We'd maybe go out for a few drinks, perhaps play a couple of rounds of pool or something like that, and then head back for a stopover together the way mates do. Except in our case we'd have some fun with each other on the bed before we went to sleep.
I could now see it was a really cool thing to be able to do with a mate and it was something I could imagine myself getting into if I could find a few other like-minded lads back home. After all, that was pretty much what me and Jake were getting into, and it sure felt great to get sexy with him - so much so I was keen to move things on further.
The previous day, we'd gone over to meet a couple of his friends, had done a few flips at the skateboard park and then spent a couple of hours in front of the XBox. Then the two of us had gone back to his place and had played around with our dicks and done stuff with each other's butts until we'd spooged off together and then gone downstairs for tea with his dad.
That's how I wanted sex to be: fun and casual, and with no promises about commitment or any shit like that.
Staying with Jake and Uncle Rob had shown me that I was probably more into guys than I was into girls but, like my cousin and uncle, I wasn't comfortable about having the word 'gay' attached to me. Maybe given time I'd get to accept the label, but it didn't feel right just yet.
While Uncle Rob was bending over to fill up our drinks during a lull in the movie, I noticed Guy checking out his arse in the back of trousers. Any lingering disbelief I'd had that the two men really were discreet lovers was laid to rest: I could see from the interest in Guy's eyes how much he was looking forward to having Uncle Rob's two pudgy butt-cheeks all to himself that night.
And later on, when I was collecting empty bottles to help Uncle Rob out, I saw the same look in Jake's eyes as peered over at my two bubble buns straining inside the seat of my jeans. It was clear from the way he fixed his gaze on my rear that too was looking forward to having his turn on the tight Aussie tush just a few feet away from him.
I decided that if Uncle Rob was going to give his mate a taste of Furlong butt after bedtime, then I'd do the same favour for his son on the other side of the bedroom wall.
I smiled over at Jake while he was staring so hungrily at my behind, but when he saw that I'd caught him in the act he looked embarrassed that his lust had appeared so obvious. When I grinned broader and nodded as if to say, "It's all yours for the pluckin', bud!" he chuckled and winked at me before licking his lips to confirm he was as up for it if I was.
And I did feel I was now up for it. The moment felt pretty right.
Tonight was the sort of opportunity I'd been waiting for when I'd told Jake I wanted our first sex to be 'special'. I hadn't meant that in any sort of romantic sense - I didn't have those kinds of feelings for my cousin and couldn't imagine ever feeling like that about another dude. It was just that since I was still a virgin (in pretty much every sense), I wanted our first proper intimacy together to be more than just a mass of writhing and grunting underneath his doona.
I wanted it to be fun and sexy - two mates who happen to be horny for each other playing around together and having a laugh. So if Uncle Rob was doing pretty much that with his friend Guy, what better time could there be for me and Jake to join in having some fun of our own in the nextdoor bedroom?
When I took the empty beer bottles into the kitchen, Jake surprised me by following me in.
"Did that look you threw me mean what I think it meant?" he asked as I put the bottles by the sink.
I turned to him and smiled. "Depends on what you think it meant!"
He walked over so he was very close to me. When he spoke I could smell the hops and alcohol on his breath. "That maybe... while dad and Guy are doing their thing... you'd be up for doing something similar with me...?"
"It'd be kind of hot, wouldn't it?" I chuckled, our lips so close we could just crane our necks together and kiss. "The big boys pounding away together... the son and the nephew joining in in the next room..."
"You are talking about going the whole way, aren't you?" Jake clarified. "I mean, are you saying you'd be up for doing that with me?"
"I reckon so," I smiled.
Jake smiled back and for a second I thought he really was going to kiss me. But instead he asked, "What about the stuff you said this morning? Being worried about the smell and stuff...?"
I admit that I was still seriously worried about the nuts and bolts of having bum sex with Jake. What if my arse made a stink while my cousin was fucking me? What if I farted or made a mess of his bed? Or what if I went to shag him and found the smell of his butt or the state of my cock when it came out of him so totally gross that I'd end up retching?
It seemed like a total minefield, if I'm honest, but I'd figured that I'd rather venture across it with an experienced guy like Jake who I could trust not to make a big deal if things did go wrong.
I said, "I'd prefer to figure it all out with you, mate, instead of with some guy back in Brissy who might not be so patient..."
He smiled and patted me on the arm. "We can take it as slow as you like, bud. And if you don't like doing it one way - or you're embarrassed or whatever - there's plenty of other stuff we can have fun doing!"
"Aye aye," called out a deep voice behind us, the amusement in it obvious. "What's going on in here, then?"
It was Guy, grinning broadly that he'd walked in on us getting up close together in a near-smooch.
Jake stepped away from me and smiled back at the favourite of his dad's many male callers.
"Just a bit of cousinly affection," he said. "We haven't seen each other in like eighteen years or whatever... we're just making up for lost time!"
"Trust you, Jake," Guy laughed. Then to me, "I hope you're not letting him corrupt your Aussie innocence!"
"Too late, mate!" I joked back. "It's pretty much all gone!"
"There's just one bit of innocence left for me to corrupt!" Jake smirked at the bigger man. "And you never know... tonight could be the night!"
"Yeah?" Guy chortled.
"I'm hoping!" Jake laughed.
I decided I'd chip in with, "Yeah, me too!"
Guy seemed to like my admission because he grinned broadly at me, perhaps wondering if I was on the verge of losing my virginity to Jake.
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Guy kept looking over at me and Jake throughout the rest of the movie, as if trying to figure out if the two of us really were about to have full-on sex together.
While Jake was upstairs taking a pee and I was in the kitchen getting more beers from the fridge, I heard Guy in the living room quietly ask Uncle Rob if I was gay.
"I think Shane is very much like Jake and me," Uncle Rob replied in a low voice. "He's curious to explore his sexuality and that's something which, as you know, I'm very keen to encourage."
"Are him and Jake... you know... getting it on?"
"Are they?!" I heard my uncle chuckle. "They're performing oral on each other - very proficiently, actually - and Shane isn't afraid to let his mouth wander... shall we say... down under!"
Guy laughed at the expression. "He likes giving the brown eye a good licking, does he?"
"He's certainly a Furlong on that score," Uncle Rob laughed back.
"But the two of them aren't playing pokey yet?"
I assumed by that he meant we weren't fucking each other's butts. I knew Guy had worked on an oilrig once so maybe that expression had been used as a euphemism among the all-male workforce.
"Shane is intrigued by the idea," Uncle Rob acknowledged. "I think he's waiting for the right moment to take his and Jake's ventures into deeper waters."
"Well, the way they were talking in the kitchen, I think tonight might be the night!"
"Really?" Uncle Rob asked with interest. "Actually that raises something I've been meaning to ask you... something we could do to perhaps help the two of them along..."
In my excitement I accidentally clanked two bottles noisily together and, remembering I was just outside in the kitchen, their conversation abruptly stopped.
I walked back into the living room carrying three bottles of beer along with Uncle Rob's replenished wine glass, and acted like I hadn't heard what they were talking about.
Uncle Rob quickly saw through my pretence, though, and decided to continue their chat.
"I was just about to tell Guy, Shane, about our conversation earlier. You wouldn't mind, would you?"
"I guess not," I shrugged.
"Shane is rather worried about what anal sex will be like," Uncle Rob told his friend. "So I suggested he could watch us having intercourse by way of reassurance."
Guy grinned over at me. "You wanna see the two big boys doin' a bit of butt-banging?!"
I nodded eagerly. "If you'd be up for it..."
"Believe me," he chuckled, "it's not a pretty sight, mate!"
"I think it would look awesome!" I smiled back.
"What... seeing your Uncle Rob's flabby arse with a big prick sliding in and out of it?"
"Hey, less of the flabby," Uncle Rob chirped in, smiling.
"I'd be stoked if you'd let me see it," I told Guy wide-eyed. "I'm just kinda worried about the smell and... well, you know... the practicalities of it..."
"The smell's the best bit," Guy grinned. "Takes me back to the bunkroom on the rig!"
I realised that working on the oilrig must have been how Guy had developed a taste for sex with men. In every other way he was the definition of straight - he mentioned women a lot and sex with them seemed to play an important part in his life - but desperation in the bunkroom must have driven him to play 'pokey' himself and probably to his surprise he'd found that he greatly liked it.
"I really like the smell too," Uncle Rob agreed. "It gives sex between men its own distinctive quality."
"Jake said the same thing," I smiled, "though not quite in those words."
"Jake said what?" Jake himself called over as he came back into the room from the toilet.
I blushed and Uncle Rob intervened for me. "I'm just reiterating my invitation for Shane to come into my bedroom later on to find out what it looks like - and smells like - when two men are having relations."
Jake grinned, grabbed a beer and sat back down in the armchair.
"Is it an open invitation?" he leered across at his dad.
"Wanna see how the grown-ups do it?" Guy chuckled at him. "I reckon I could teach the young pup a few tricks..."
"Oh yeah?" Jake laughed. "The young pup's pretty well trained, I'll have you know!"
Uncle Rob stepped in again. "Enough with the playground competitiveness, gentlemen! This a serious invitation for Shane to learn from a couple of more experienced men but if you think you could also benefit, Jake, then you'd also be very welcome to watch our intimacy."
"Yeah, come on in!" Guy grinned. "Let us show you how it's done!"
"But if you do join us, there are to be strictly no wise-cracks!" Uncle Rob snapped at his son. "And that goes for both of you!" he added, glaring across at Guy.
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"You know, it'll probably be better if we just do our own thing," Jake said after we'd brushed our teeth and were undressing in his bedroom.
I turned to him in surprise. "I thought you wanted to see your dad and Guy getting intimate..."
"That was just me and Guy having a bit of banter," he shrugged. "It'd seem kinda weird for us to pitch up while Guy's ball-deep up my dad's butt, sitting down on our deckchairs and pulling out our flasks of tea..."
I wasn't sure what he meant about the deckchairs and flasks of tea, but I really did want to see how the two big blokes shagging together compared with the buffed-up porn studs I'd seen pounding each other's poopers on the internet.
Would they look just as amazing? Would I get horny from watching them?
But it wasn't just that.
At the back of my mind, there was this curiosity about what had driven Guy to start hooking up with other men. I could imagine him clambering into the bunk of one of the other labourers on the oilrig and roughly fucking the man's arse, determined to cum as quickly as his balls would let him.
Would he be like that with Uncle Rob - crudely bumming him without any feeling or passion? Or would their sex reflect the warmth of their friendship - would there be fun and affection the way I wanted it to be between me and Jake?
Before I could even start explaining this to Jake, he went on trying to convince me to stay in his room with him.
"You can try to stick your cock up my bum first," he pragmatically offered. "That way you'll see how it works... how I relax my muscles and open my hole right up... then, when you're happier about what you need to do, we can swap positions and I'll try doing it to you..."
"Look," I said, unsure about why he'd had such a sudden change of heart. "Your dad was really sweet to invite me to see something so private... it'd seem rude not to show up..."
"Well fuck off and watch them going at each other," he snorted huffily. "I'll just stay here and jerk myself off."
"What is it with you, Jake?" I asked him, standing up in my t-shirt and boxers. "Why are you acting like this?"
"I just want us to do it, Shane," he implored. "I'm sick of all this messing around!"
I smiled at him. "I know, mate... and I really want us to do it too..."
"Well, come on, bud," he said back, looking brighter and nodding. "Get on the bed... let's me show you how much you're going to enjoy it!"
"I've gotta just pop next door, Jake... literally two minutes... it'll look really bad if I don't..."
He rolled his eyes but nodded reluctantly.
"I'll go and have a quick squiz at whatever it is they're doing," I went on. "Then I'll come right back and we can leave your bedroom door open and let our mattress squeak in time with theirs!"
That made him throw me at least a half-smile back.
Who said that it was girls who could be difficult to handle?
As I padded down the hallway towards Uncle Rob's bedroom door, it became clear from the low, quiet murmurs from the two men that Guy's train hadn't yet entered my uncle's tunnel. That was a good sign - on the rig I was pretty sure that sex between bunkmates wouldn't have been preceded by foreplay.
When I reached Uncle Rob's open door, I saw that he was lying on his back with Guy straddling his chest. The plumber's thick, serpent dick was sliding in and out of my uncle's smiling, eager mouth. Guy was thrusting slowly and deliberately, feeding his male lover with every inch of his long, succulent manhood.
The sight of Guy's big buff body looked so spectacular that the front of my boxers immediately started lifting upwards. He had a huge hairy chest with strong solid pecs and on one of his thick muscular arms there was a faded tattoo stretched across the bulging bicep. His armpits, crotch and undoubtedly his butt-crack all bristled with dense forests of thick black hair, and his huge nutsack heaved with the two straining plums of his fat, over-stocked bollocks.
I fell forwards into the room, captivated by the masculine beauty of Guy's powerful physique and both men looked across at me, lurching gormlessly in the doorway with my shorts poking outwards. Guy guffawed at how dweeby I must look and Uncle Rob released Guy's large spit-covered organ to urge me over to join them.
"I'm just getting him warmed up," my uncle told me with a cheeky grin. "He loves receiving oral pleasure and I'm becoming quite the expert at fellating his... shall we say... abundant organ!"
"Better than first time you did it," Guy laughed. He showed zero self-consciousness at being naked with his dick raised upright on full erection while I was standing there gawping at him in my underwear. "You were all teeth and slaver..."
"I'd never even thought about having a homosexual experience up until then. So having a big bloke like you squatting over me shoving your huge phallus down my throat was somewhat unsettling I have to admit!"
"How did you end up in that position?" I chuckled, sitting down alongside them and pulling the front of my t-shirt down to cover the lump in my boxers.
"We'd stopped over in some cheap hotel before we took Jake and my kid Simon to a football match," Guy explained. "We'd both had a couple of bevvies and I was horny - I'm always fuckin' horny - so your uncle here offered to have a suck on my cock."
"I hardly offered," Uncle Rob laughed with Guy's big cock, now starting to lose its firmness, slapping against his cheek. "It was a case of sucking the thing or having to listen to him masturbate it half the night."
I couldn't help but laugh at their easy-going playfulness in talking about their sex as two men. They were like two long-term lovers and the fact they both had women in their lives made their naked horseplay all the more crazy.
"When did this happen?" I asked.
"About four years ago," Uncle Rob said before turning to Guy's softening rod and gently licking at the sticky helmet.
"He had this thing about my bush-stink," Guy recalled. "Kept wantin' to explore 'round my bits with his nose..."
"That's right," Uncle Rob chuckled. "As I was attempting to orally pleasure him - unsuccessfully it now seems - I found his masculine smells unexpectedly arousing."
He leaned forwards sniff around the base of Guy's thick shaft, inhaling deeply the savoury musk of his pubic hair. Guy chuckled and moved his crotch towards my uncle's face, raising himself up so that his two golfball nuts hung down heavily in his sack.
"I wanted more of it... I started exploring both of his large testicles... sniffing and licking at the sweaty odour that had been trapped inside the front of his underpants..."
He nuzzled both of Guy's big bollocks, first snuffling his nose into the furrow between them before sweeping his tongue around the coarse wiry scroat-hair. His cock raised upwards from his stomach, throbbing in expectant salute behind his lover's solid buttocks.
Guy laughed and said, "He kept movin' his nose and mouth further back, tellin' me to squat forwards over his face."
Uncle Rob pushed himself lower under Guy, craning his neck upwards to snort hungrily behind the bigger man's fat heavy ball-sack and pressing his nose right up into the furry trench between his legs.
My uncle went on, his voice muffled by Guy's thighs, "The brash manly flavours lurking just behind his scrotum and the more pungent odours coming from his alluring crack... I felt compelled to explore deeper and to press my nose upwards between the base of his buttocks..."
"And I was there thinkin', 'What the fuck?'" Guy chortled. "'Does this bloke know he's gonna end up getting a mouthful of my arse!'"
"Wow!" I grinned, impressed by my uncle's resourcefulness. "So the very first time you did stuff with another man, you ended up rimming his butt?"
Uncle Rob moaned his affirmation and I heard his mouth slobbering into Guy's rich, furry butt-trench, revelling in the raw harshness of its stink and lapping his tongue insistently to coax more flavour from the hot, puckered hole.
Then he pulled out and smirked triumphantly up at me. "Very soon I found myself licking his anus... just as eagerly, I should imagine, as you had your own tongue buried up my son's exhaust pipe this very morning..."
"Oh Shane!" Guy reproached, turning to grin at me. "You naughty boy!"
"There's something about licking another dude's butt," I told him, "that's just totally hot but I have no idea why!"
"You don't need to explain it to me, mate," he laughed, pulling himself up from Uncle Rob. "I've become a bit of a connoisseur myself even though I would never have thought it possible."
Uncle Rob took the hint and got up, swivelled around and bent over on all-fours. His huge cock pointed forwards, fully engorged and pounding in time with his heartbeat, and his big heavy nutsack dangled down between his thighs.
"I started fucking other blokes when I worked on the rig," Guy explained, confirming what I'd suspected. "It was pretty grim to be honest - just a sort of urgent humping in and out of some willing stranger's hairy arse - but I really got to like the smell of it..."
"The smell of the other bloke's bum?" I asked, remembering how strong mine had smelt that morning when I'd been fingered.
"Yeah, the smell of me fucking him up it... the smell of two men having sex with each other, one behind the other."
I nodded, only half getting it if I'm honest, and he went on.
"Licking another bloke's arse is tasting that same sexy stink... it's like licking a woman's minge gets you in the mood to fuck her pussy... licking a man's pucker gets you ready to give his bunghole a good bumming!"
With that he leaned forwards and pressed his nose and mouth into Uncle Rob's broad hairy crack. He sniffed deeply, inhaling the rich flavour of my uncle's wiry fur, and then moaned gratefully. After savouring the earthy pungence between the two solid round cheeks, he pushed further in for a second, closer smell of the hidden opening lurking within the bristling forest.
I saw his cock re-inflate like one of those sausage-shaped balloons. It thickened and lengthened as his nose explored Uncle Rob's gaping crack and then rose up from his thigh, the head growing shiny and glistening, as his tongue pushed forward to lick at the source of the strong acrid odour.
"Fuck yeah!" he sighed as he lapped at my uncle's big puckered entrance.
I smiled at him, my own mongrel lifting the front of my boxers like a tentpole.
I said, "Takes you back to the oilrig, does it?"
He pulled out from between Uncle Rob's cheeks and grinned back at me. "Your uncle's arse is a cut above the stink of a bunkroom fuck with some random navvie."
"Aw, Guy," my uncle chuckled, "you say the sweetest things!"
The burly plumber got up and knelt behind my uncle who stayed on all-fours, his big cock curving upwards and pointing right at the part of the hairy crack that was smeared with spit. He was about to fuck the butt he'd just licked out and my uncle turned and smiled up at him to show he was ready.
"This is actually nothing like jazzing off up some skanky arse on the rig," Guy told me as he pressed the fat helmet of his cock between Uncle Rob's two pale cheeks. "That was always over pretty quickly - just a quick hump against another bloke's sweaty back as a way of stopping your bollocks turning blue."
I smiled at him as he started sliding the long thick shaft of his cock up into Uncle Rob's spit-moistened innards.
"This," he grinned back at me, "is something on a totally different level. The first times me and your uncle fucked, I admit it was from the same desperation. But it's become like a whole new way of having sex... something I look forward to even when I've got a girlfriend on the go!" He grabbed Uncle Rob's hips to hold him steady while his cock slowly disappeared between the two big moons of his buttocks.
Uncle Rob turned to look at me watching his friend's large girth pushing its way up his backside and, on seeing how fascinated I was, asked, "Do you like how it looks?"
"It's totally amazing!" I gasped, as the last inch of Guy's wide phallus squeezed between the gaping cheeks. "It must feel grouse, does it? Having you and your buddy's two bodies joined together, dick to butt...?"
"It does feel incredible, if that's what you mean," Uncle Rob smiled. "Once he starts moving in and out, you'll see my penis start dribbling... I always make such a wet patch on the duvet!"
I stood up to take a proper look at them from the foot of the bed. My big chub made an obvious mound poking the front of my boxers outwards and I was pleased they could both see how horny their sex was making me. It felt like a compliment to be able to show them how turned on I was by the amazing act of man fucking man.
Guy started slowly moving his cock in and out of the splayed backside in front of him and as my uncle had predicted, a thick rope of goo was soon dangling from the long curving cock that was pounding upwards underneath his belly.
"Quite often we enjoy intercourse face-to-face," Uncle Rob said across to me as his breath started to quicken. "But there's something about the crudeness of this position - so evocative of public toilet graffiti and schoolboy cartoons - that I find extremely exciting!"
"I like it this way too," Guy grinned. "This is how blokes would always do it on the rig, so you could kinda say this is how I lost my gay virginity!"
I laughed at his way of putting it. I was about to lose my 'gay virginity' too very soon.
That reminded me...
"Jake has so gotta see this!" I called out, already halfway towards the bedroom door. "I bet he has no idea how hot you guys look together!"
"Bring him in!" Uncle Rob gasped across at me, his cock now seeping its drool into a puddle and his breath coming out in short pants.
"Fuck yeah!" Guy laughed, bucking his hips more roughly against my uncle's big wobbly buttocks. "There's room on the bed for the two of you to follow our example!"
I laughed back at what I assumed to be a joke and then hurried back to Jake's room to fetch him. But as I headed along the corridor towards my cousin's bedroom, it occurred to me that Guy's suggestion could prove to be the 'special' moment I'd been waiting for. After all, how much more special could it be for me and my cousin to have our first sex together right alongside the two blokes whose drunken hotel fumblings had led to all this?
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DANNY COMES TO STAY PART 2 by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com dirty-shorts.tumblr.com === Perhaps it's not surprising that my husband had lost his hard-on while he was watching my ex hungrily rimming my splayed hole. "Just gonna get him nice and slippy," Danny had said before plunging his face into my butt crack and giving me the most intense and satisfying
DOING THE DIRTY PART 1by Robert Furlong===robert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===
DOING THE DIRTY PART 2by Robert Furlong===robert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===It's odd but strangely compelling to watch your own son masturbating right there in front of you. I was fascinated to see how different his technique was from my own – his hand seemed so much more frantic and his fingers more agile – while marvelling at so many physical
DON'T FREAK OUT (PART 1) by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com dirty-shorts.tumblr.com === For several months, I'd been promising my son that I'd show him how two men can make love very intensely and passionately together using only their two cocks. Jake is young and bisexual but when it comes to other boys, he has made it very clear that his interests are
DON'T FREAK OUT (PART 2) by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com dirty-shorts.tumblr.com === "I'm not gonna freak out, Rob," Guy assured me. "I'm just surprised, that's all..." I smiled at him again to show that, even though he was quite visibly shaken by what he was seeing, I was more than comfortable to have my son's mouth slurping up and down my large erection in
DOUBLING UP PART 1by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===I opened the front door to find Guy grinning at me broadly, his son Simon following right behind. I showed them through to the sitting room, where Jake introduced Simon, who he'd been to school with, to Marcus, his friend from university.While I was busying myself collecting in coats,
DOUBLING UP PART 2by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===
DOUBLING UP PART 3by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===It felt odd for my son and me to be squatting naked together, his back rubbing against mine, but I was sure it must feel even stranger for his best mate Marcus who was lying out on our front room carpet, facing upwards at our two splayed bums and pressing the twinned heads of a double-ended
DRIVING HOME FOR CHRISTMASThe epilogue to the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert FurlongContact me for the full series: robert.furlong@rocketmail.com===Jake looked over at me and we grinned at each other.I was desperately pleased to see him and I could see that he was pretty chuffed to see me, even though he hadn't found the time to phone home in over a fortnight.
DROPPING THE BOTTLE OPENER by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com dirty-shorts.tumblr.com === So he bends over to pick up the bottle opener, his jeans so far down you can see his arse inside his boxers, and I say, "Fuckin' 'ell, Tyler! Are you deliberately flashin' me an eyeful o' wank-fodder!" He turned to grin at me, still bending over, and reached round to the
FATHER AND SON MOMENTSPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong===
FOOTBALL MATCHThe start of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong===Considering the impact it was to have on my life, it now seems difficult to believe that it came with no warning. But then, I suppose that's true of almost all of life's most momentous events: they emerge unannounced amidst the most boringly ordinary of our daily routines.
FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE FURLONGS' PART 1 by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com robertfurlong.tumblr.com === The first night I slept with my twenty-year-old cousin Jake, the two of us snuggled up arms around each other in his double bed, confirmed to me that I was more into guys than I was into girls. It just felt so right to be close to another dude like that, our two big
FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE FURLONGS' PART 2 by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com robertfurlong.tumblr.com === It was beaut having Uncle Rob's mate Guy over for the evening. He's always up for a laugh and it's great how his no-nonsense way of speaking and brash sense of humour are so at odds with the airs and graces Uncle Rob puts on. It was especially great, though,
FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE FURLONGS' PART 3 by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com robertfurlong.tumblr.com === "Whoa! I didn't know you guys were playing piggy-backs in here!" Jake called out when he saw his dad on all-fours with Guy squatting behind him. The hairy broad-chested plumber chortled across at his fuck-buddy's son. He always enjoyed a bit of banter with Jake.
FURLONG FOUR PLAY PART 1 by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com robertfurlong.tumblr.com === It was nearly teatime on Saturday afternoon and my cousin and I were sitting on his bed with his mate Marcus from university. Marcus had come to visit from Surrey where his parents lived, and even though he'd only arrived on the train that lunchtime, things were already getting
FURLONG FOUR PLAY PART 2 by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com robertfurlong.tumblr.com === I didn't get my threesome with Jake and Marcus after bedtime. It wasn't that my cousin and his buddy didn't recover themselves after the jerk-off we'd had before tea, it was just that by the time the three of us collapsed into Jake's bed, we'd had so much fun with Uncle Rob
FURTHER INTO THE FURLONGS PART 1 by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com robertfurlong.tumblr.com === "Look, about last night," Jake said, walking into the kitchen. It was the morning after I'd stormed out of his bedroom and he was, no doubt, going to try to make amends. I figured I knew what my cousin was going to say. That he was sorry he'd messed things up by
FURTHER INTO THE FURLONGS PART 2by Robert Furlong===robert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===Jake was still a bit offish with me next morning, giving me a wide berth in the house and keeping conversation to a minimum. After lunch we went to meet a couple of his mates and I thought he might be a dork by dissing me in front of them and taking the piss out of my
GETTING TOGETHERPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comFind my older stories at screeve.org===
GIVING SMITHY A BUM-JOB by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com dirty-shorts.tumblr.com === He kept going on about how hard-up he was. How he hadn't had his cock up an arse for however long it was and how his balls were so blue that a fart would get him off. Me and Biggsy kept laughing at how desperate he was acting but I kind of felt sorry for him in a stupid sort
GO AHEADby Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===Whenever I need to use a public toilet, I invariably go into one of the cubicles even if the entire row of urinals is empty. This used to be because, having had some bad reactions from women at the large size of my manhood, I was self-conscious about exposing my genitals to other people and preferred
GUILTY PLEASURESPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong===Jake and Simon were focussed on the afternoon's football game when they emerged from their hotel bedroom and there was no mention of what had taken place between their dads the previous night. Guy was his usual bright and breezy self, but I was feeling more subdued: troubled
HAVING A LAUGHby Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===It started out with the two of us having a laugh. I showed Reece some photos on my phone of our mates doing stupid shit with their cocks out and he said we should go one better and pretend like we were doing gay stuff.So that's how it started and it seemed really funny at the time. Grabbing
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?Part of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong
HYPOTHETICAL HITCH-HIKER PART 1by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===The lad grinned across at me, pleased for the lift. I wasn't going exactly where he wanted, but I could take him to a motorway junction twenty miles short without too much of a detour. He'd have to sort himself out from there: either stand in the cold with his thumb sticking
HYPOTHETICAL HITCH-HIKER PART 2by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===We both positioned our respective underwear in front of us – the outer and less intimate surface of the gussets facing towards us – and Dane lifted mine up to his nose first. I followed his lead, applying the outside of his shorts to my nose even though I would have strongly
JAKE'S CHRISTMAS PRESENTThe final part of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert FurlongContact me for the full series: robert.furlong@rocketmail.com===>> NOTE TO READERS>> I wanted to add a message to this final part of 'Butt Monkey' to say, firstly, thanks for reading and following my story (especially if you've very kindly messaged me to express your appreciation) and,
JUST LIKE MY DAD PART 1by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===I met my friend Ivan because I bought my car from him.I liked him because he was so unlike the younger, cockier salesmen I'd encountered in all the other dealerships. I'd been trawling showrooms most of the weekend and had long since grown bored of being pestered by smarmy
JUST LIKE MY DAD PART 2by Robert Furlong===robert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===As I drove Ivan back across town in my swanky new car, I asked him how he'd ended up seeking out men for sex in spite of being married to such an attractive woman and having what he'd described as an 'enjoyable' sex life.
LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PART 1by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.com===The first time I felt like I might be developing feelings for another man was the night when we'd gone out for a meal, and Marcus – my son's friend from university – made a joke that it was like I was Guy's boyfriend.We'd all laughed at the absurdity of the suggestion – after all, Guy and I are both
LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PART 2by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.com===I stood in front of them, my son grinning broadly at me while Marcus, still kneeling forwards with his hands prizing his arse-cheeks apart, peered over in wide-eyed horror.
MANKINI BEARCUB PART 1by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===A couple of months ago a lad called James I know at work pulled me to one side to show me something on his phone. I knew it was going to be a piss-take the way his mates were all sniggering and throwing glances at each other and it turned out it was the stupid mankini video which my
MANKINI BEARCUB PART 2by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===
MEDICAL HISTORYPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong
ONLINE BRIEFINGPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong===I scrolled down the pictures of men's underwear filling the screen, trying to locate the Calvin Klein boxer briefs Jake prefers. If I bought him the wrong ones, he'd wear them once and then that would be it. He'd say they were
PANTOMIME COWPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong=Jake mentioned over tea that the drama department at his college was looking for someone to help out with the Christmas pantomime. It was still early November but rehearsals were already underway.
PLEASANT THOUGHTSPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong==Debbie turned out to be very nice. A bit giggly, perhaps, but that could be put down to the nervousness of being on a first date. She probably thought me too quiet for the same reason.We'd got on well – better than I'd dared to hope – and I'd suggested that we could meet
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERSPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong
ROADSIDE ASSISTANCEPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong===Driving over to Rugby for a meeting with a prospective customer, my car started spluttering on the A4304, and refused to respond when I tried to accelerate. Half a mile on, the engine was threatening to cut out altogether, so I pulled
SILAS IN THE LIBRARYPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong
STAIN DEVILSPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong===The restaurant seemed a lot more expensive than those I was used to: it certainly wouldn't have been the sort of place I'd have picked if given the choice. The starters alone cost more than I would usually be prepared to pay for a whole meal,
SURPRISE AT ROGERSON SHOPPING MALL by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com dirty-shorts.tumblr.com === I'd agreed to meet my son Jake in Leeds city centre one Saturday afternoon. He was in his second year of studying at the university there and, as I had most of the day free, I thought it would be nice for the two of us to meet up for a coffee and chat. I was picking
TAKING IT ALL INThe penultimate part of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comFind my older stories at screeve.org===It's not every day one gets caught by one's own son being anally pleasured by another man, but that's how Saturday had started out for me.I'd woken rather later than I usually would, a consequence of a very eventful
THE BRIDE'S BROTHER PART 1by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===Ricky, my partner, unlocked the bedroom door and I noticed Jason peering down the corridor to make sure the three of us weren't being watched.
THE BRIDE'S BROTHER PART 2by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===We threw our jackets on the floor and then kissed again, grinding our erections together through our open zippers, regardless of the fact we were smearing each other's precum across the fronts of our trousers.Ricky smiled as my tongue entered his mouth and this time he let me
THE HALFWAY INN PART 1by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===I glanced across at Pete as I took off my shirt. Perhaps because he was a lot younger than me, he seemed oblivious to any sense of self-consciousness or embarrassment that the two of us were having to share a room and get undressed together. He looked young enough to have graduated from
THE HALFWAY INN PART 2by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===I got on the bed first, kneeling down on the mattress and splaying my legs wide open. Seeing me like that, facing him expectantly with my cock arching upwards, made Pete laugh again.
THE PAINT JOB (PART 1 of 4) by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com dirty-shorts.tumblr.com === With the current fashion for newlyweds to have their wedding night nuptials committed to canvas, I have become familiar with sketching hesitant couples alongside their conjugal beds. Painting such tender moments presents a fascinating artistic challenge and I've developed a
THE PAINT JOB (PART 2 of 4) by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com dirty-shorts.tumblr.com === "You've obviously discussed the other five paintings of the set in some detail," I remarked to my two clients. "Could you give me a rundown of what you have in mind to give me an idea of context." "Okay, so the first is the beautiful composition of us kneeling face-to-face
THE PAINT JOB (PART 3 of 4) by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com dirty-shorts.tumblr.com === "So... onto the first consummation," I suggested, pausing for the two men to reposition themselves and sit alongside each other on the couch. "In this painting, Adam is... er... making love to Stephen. Am I okay to describe it like that?" I'd expected Adam to haughtily
THE PAINT JOB (PART 4 of 4) by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com dirty-shorts.tumblr.com === After leaving the tea to brew, I went back through to the studio to find Adam and Stephen having what looked like very intense sex together kneeling on the couch. They were both upright and facing forwards. Stephen had one arm around Adam's prominent chest, fondling a
THE RIGHT TROUSERSPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong===On Friday afternoon, after meeting a group of potential clients at their Coventry head office, I thought I'd take a walk into the city centre before the shops closed to see if I could find a new pair of trousers. I'd been wondering what
TROY STORYPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong
UP AT THE CRACKby Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===A few months ago I met a guy called Edward and it turned out that, among his varied and chequered past, he'd been divorced and has a son in his late teens, just like me.His lad is called Ashley; he's eighteen and at university in Sheffield. My son is Jake who's nineteen and at Leeds.
WHAT HAPPENED IN HARVEY'S ROOMPART 1: CIRCLE JERKby Robert Furlong===robert.furlong@rocketmail.comdirty-shorts.tumblr.com===The five of us gathered round Harvey's laptop, pulled our dicks out and he loaded up the movie so we could all wank off to it.I was new to the academy and I'd never been in a circle jerk before, so it seemed funny and horny at the same time for us
WHAT HAPPENED IN HARVEY'S ROOMPART 2: SLOPPY SECONDSby Robert Furlong===robert.furlong@rocketmail.comdirty-shorts.tumblr.com===It turned out to be totally different from playing around with girls. For a start, we didn't even get on his bed together and there was cuddling each other or anything like that.I just hitched the front of my jeans down so my aching hard-on
WHAT LURKS BENEATHPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong===As I was getting into bed, Guy returned to the room chuckling that the lads had still been on their DS, which he'd confiscated.
WORK AND PLAYPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong
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