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Air BNB
by Furlong
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"So first thing next day I knocked on their bedroom door to say good mornin' and one of them called out, tellin' me to come in."
"This was one of the gay blokes who owned the house?" Brian asked.
"Yeah. I think I was the only one rentin' a room that night."
He nodded and I went on.
"I walked into their bedroom and there the two of them were – the older dude and the younger lad I'd met the night before. Both of them were in the stark nuddies and they were sittin' side-by-side with their hands goin' at it on their dicks."
"Fuck off!" Brian laughed. "That so did not happen!"
"I swear to god it did," I laughed back. "They were sittin' up in bed together, their legs wide open so you could see their arse-cracks, and their hands were slidin' up and down their poles right in front of me!"
"What, the two blokes who owned the house were wankin' off?"
"Plain as day! Both sittin' back against the headboard, jerkin' their porked-up pricks off and just sort of grinning over at me!"
"Like they wanted you to see them?" he asked, still chuckling.
"Exactly! Like they were proud that's how they start their mornings. With their arses plonked down next to each other and their hands sliding up and down their two massive dongers!"
"Doin' each other, or doin' themselves?"
"Doin' themselves. One of them had his arm around the other, his hand on his mate's shoulder, but both of their hands were on their own big chubbed-up cocks."
Brian laughed again and then took a swig from his lager.
"Have you noticed how gay fellas always have the biggest knobs?" he asked after he'd swallowed his mouthful.
"Not really, why would they?"
"You know... the way they shag each other's arses."
"Why would that make their cocks grow big?"
"Maybe it acts like fertiliser or something," he shrugged. "There was a gay lifeguard at this hotel me and Sharon stayed in once. You could see through his shorts he was built like a fuckin' county show donkey."
"Well this pair both had cocks as long and thick as their forearms. They could hardly get their hands around them as they wanked the fuckin' massive things off right in front of me!"
"So what did they say?" Brian asked, still chuckling. "Were they like apologetic that they was whackin' their two pricks off in front of their houseguest?"
"Were they fuck! The older one - Paul I think his name was - was all like, 'We'll sort you out with some breakfast, Dave. Once we've finished masturbating!'"
Brian guffawed, spitting some of the drink he'd been slurping right across the table. "These gay types sure know how to tart a wank up so it sounds proper posh!"
"I know... that's what I thought! Anyway, I was like, 'Don't mind me, gents. You just masturbate to your hearts' content!'"
Brian laughed even louder. I knew he'd love this story. Even while I'd been watching the two gay dudes wanking off, I'd known Brian would just about laugh himself silly hearing how I'd walked in on my gay hosts having a good pull together.
"So what did you do then?" he asked. "Did you leave them to it?"
"I was gonna, but then they younger one - Charles or whatever - called over to me, with his hand slappin' up and down his big prong dead fast, 'You don't have issues with us doing this, do you, Dave? Masturbating together as two male lovers...'"
"Oh fuck! 'Two male lovers'... how did ya keep a straight face?"
"So I says, 'It's your house, mate... I'm only here for a cheap stopover on the Air BNB. Ya can do what ya like in yer own bed, fellas...'"
Brian nodded, risking another mouthful of his drink.
"And then he's like, 'It doesn't offend you, does it? Homosexual activity, I mean...?'
"I said back, 'It's hardly homosexual, is it? Me and brother used to wank off together when we was in our teens and neither of us can even spell homosexual never mind do it!'"
Brian chortled again but avoided spraying me with lager for a second time.
"Is that what they looked like?" he asked, after wiping off his mouth. "Just two blokes wankin' off?"
"Naah, they were a bit more touchy-feely than that. They were more into each other, if you know what I mean..."
Brian nodded but I could see he didn't really get it.
"And their arseholes... oh yeah! I forgot to tell you what their fuckin' arseholes looked like!"
"You could see them?" he asked.
"Yeah... I told you, they had their legs wide open. That was part of the touchy- feely thing. Where their legs were touchin', they were sorta twined around each other the way two straight fellas would keep right apart..."
"So what was it about their arseholes?"
"Well, their big pairs of knackers were bobbin' around as they wanked their dicks off, and underneath those you could see their two dark purple ringpieces pokin' out from their hairy arse-cracks."
"And what did they look like?" he kept on, his face dead keen to hear what the gays were hiding down the backs of their trousers.
"Fuckin' massive!" I grinned and Brian beamed at me, his eyes gawping wide.
"Could ya tell they fucked each other up them?" he asked.
"'Course ya fuckin' could," I chuckled back. "They were all puffy and swollen and stretched from havin' to take each other's tree-trunk cocks."
"Aw Jesus! I've always wondered about that!" Brian marvelled, staring intently at me. "I've always wanted to know if gay fellas have big fanny-sized arseholes!"
"Well they do," I told him, "or at least this pair did have. Their arseholes were bigger than twats 'cause of how their knobs were so fuckin' thick and their bell- ends were so massive."
"'Cause of all the fertiliser," Brian nodded knowledgably.
"Or just 'cause of how much action their cocks must see, with them both bein' two horny-as-fuck men!"
"Oh yeah, I never thought o' that!" he said. "They must be at it all the time like rabbits, neither of them ever sayin' 'no'!"
I chuckled. "You can see the appeal, when ya put it like that!"
"Lucky bastards!" he laughed back.
"Anyway, then the older one says, all posh like, 'We were refraining from expressing our love in a way that you might find offensive...'
"And I'm like, 'I'm from Doncaster, mate - I've seen a lot worse than this!'
"So he leans over and - I'm not kiddin' you, Bry - put his whole mouth right over the other fella's prick."
"He so fuckin' didn't!"
"He fuckin' did - I'm not makin' this up!"
"What, he started suckin' the other bloke's cock right in front of you?"
"Fuckin' chowed down on it, he did. I was like, 'Whoa! Me girlfriend never does it like that on mine!' And he just went for it, takin' the whole fuckin' length of his mate's big chopper down his throat, slurpin' his mouth up and down it, like it was the best lolly he'd ever tasted!"
"Oh fuck!" Brian chortled, "I'd have loved to see that! I bet it was fuckin' wild!"
"It was!" I laughed back. "I mean, not 'cause it were two blokes or anything like that..."
"'Course not!"
"Just... you know... seein' a quality blow-job up close..."
"Absolutely!" he nodded. "I love to see a bit of high-class dick suckin' whoever's doin' it!"
"So I was stood there, still in me boxers like, watchin' him guzzle this massive fuckin' boner like a pro, thinkin', 'Don't get a fuckin' hard-on, Dave. Any other time, but not right now!'"
Brian laughed. "No way, mate... he'd have been on ya like a fuckin' headlouse!"
"Anyway, so I'm just stood there ogglin' at them, and the younger lad who's havin' his dick sucked says, cool as a cucumber, 'Is our male intimacy very different from heterosexual oral sex?'
"And I say, 'Quite a bit, yeah... for a start he seems to be enjoyin' doin' it to you...'
"And he says back - totally cazh, like we were sitting having cocktails or something - 'Do you admire my lover's technique?'
"So I joke with him, 'It's a lot different from how I do it, when I'm doin' it to me girlfriend..."
Brian smiled, his face captivated by my story. He seemed to have forgotten about the drink sitting losing its fizz in front of him.
"Then the older one pulls his mouth off his cock and says, 'Maybe this is more like how you do it, Dave,' and cranes his neck right down so his face is pushed between lover-boy's legs..."
"What did he do? Lick the other bloke's bollocks?" Brian asked me, his eyes locked on mine with interest.
"No, he went a bit lower than that..."
He thought about it and after about two seconds shrugged, "I don't get it..."
"He did what gays must do to each other as their own way of lickin' out a pussy..."
He thought for another few seconds. "I still don't get it, Dave. Help me out here, mate... I'm not up on all this gay shit like what you are..."
I chuckled at his dig and said, "He licked his fella's arsehole, Bry. He ran his tongue around it like it was a minge!"
"You have gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me," he said, looking genuinely shocked.
"God's honour, mate," I nodded, chuckling at his surprise. "The older fella licked round the younger lad's dirtbox!"
Brian kept staring at me and for a few moments I wondered if maybe I shouldn't have told him this part. But then he asked, still wide-eyed and looking gormless, "So what did you do then, Dave?"
"I just watched them doing it... the older guy lapping at his boyfriend's dick- loosened arsehole... the younger guy wanking his fat dick off again, just pleasantly smilin' over at me like we was havin' drinks and nibbles."
"At least that took care of the stiffie you was worried about gettin'," Brian said, managing a grin. "Seein' one bloke lickin' another fella's chuff could wither a fuckin' flag-pole!"
"I dunno... it was kinda hot in a weird sorta way," I admitted. "I reckon I was gettin' half chubbed-up just from how... you know... different it was from anythin' I'd ever seen before..."
Brian laughed at that, just like I thought he would. "You reckon you might give Colleen's brown-eye a little once-over with yer tongue, then?"
"No fuckin' way!" I laughed back. "I just thought it might feel nice havin' someone lickin' round my baster."
Brian grinned at me. "Dream on, mate. There's no way anyone would stick their tongue up a lard-arse like yours!"
I smiled back at him. "Yeah... I guess you're right."
"Come on, then... what happened next?"
"Okay, so the young lad - Charles I think his name was - says, 'I'm really pleased you're not offended, Dave. The anal side of our lovemaking is very important to us.'"
"The anal side of their lovemaking? That's butt-fucking in plain English, isn't it?"
"I think it's anything involvin' the arsehole, Bry. Lickin' it, fingerin' it... bummin' it with yer knob..."
"One visit to that house and you're like a fuckin' oracle of gay sex info, mate," he chortled. "You should write one o' those sex guides about how fellas do it with each other!"
I ignored the piss-take. "So I says, 'I'm pretty open-minded, me. What you gay blokes get up to with each other's backdoors is yer own business.'
"Then he says back, 'Do you enjoy an anal component to your own lovemaking, Dave? If you don't mind the question...'
"And I shrug and say, 'I don't really go in for that meself, to be honest. When ya girlfriend's got a letterbox round the front, the postman doesn't need to go round the back that often..."
"Then Paul or whatever he was called pulls off from eatin' laddo's arse and says, 'Well, as two men we have two postmen, Dave. And they both make all of their deliveries round the back!'"
"Oh Jesus!" Brian laughed. "He's on about shaggin' each other's arses!"
I nodded – I'd known full well what he'd been on about – and went on, "So then he says, 'Would you mind very much if our postmen made their deliveries before we treat you to breakfast?'
"And I say back, 'Do whatever you like, mate! I didn't even know breakfast was included.'"
Brian looked at me in disbelief. "You're not gonna tell me they did gay bum sex and you just stood there and watched them...?"
I smirked back. "I suppose I could've walked out... but they didn't seem to mind havin' an audience, so I reckoned it would be kinda interesting to see what they would do."
"So what did they do?" he asked.
"They messed around a bit first... sorta wrestled with each other and played swordfights with those fuckin' big gayed-up cocks of theirs. All the time they were smilin' over at me, lovin' the fact I was stood watchin' them playin' around in the nuddie."
"And did they end up bummin' each other for proper?"
"The younger one got pinned down on his front by the older bloke," I nodded, "sorta bent over so his arse was stickin' up."
"What did the older one do then?" Brian grinned, his face expectant.
"What d'ya think he did?" I laughed. "He pushed his fat bell-end right in between lover boy's bum-cheeks and then slid his thick cock all the way up his dumpster."
"And what did the younger one do? Did he like havin' his shitter shagged?"
"Like it?" I kept laughing. "He fuckin' loved it! He pushed himself up on all-fours and the older one grabbed him by the hips. Then they butt-fucked together fast as a train on full-crank with the younger one shoutin' 'Aw yeah! Fuck me harder!'"
"And you was stood there, tryin' not to chuck yer guts up?"
"Naah, I was stood there, tryin' to hide my hard-on."
Brian really howled at that. "Aw, don't tell me you grew a fuckin' woodie watchin' two blokes doin' it up the fudger!"
"I kinda did, yeah," I told him, smirking sheepishly. "Seein' his massive cock gettin' shoved up the other fella's slurpy mucker... I dunno why but it looked pretty hot!"
"You dirty git!" he laughed. "So did you stand there watchin' them doin' gay bummin'... all the way to the spunk-off?"
"Two spunk-offs," I corrected him. "First the older guy nutted his juice with that Charles lad thumpin' his bum back dead hard against him, then the two of them swapped places and the younger lad sowed his own oats up his boyfriend's big hairy trench!"
"Oh fuck!" Brian laughed. "No wonder they have such big cunts for arseholes!"
He looked at his lager and, as if remembering it was there and only half-drunk, picked it up and took a long, deep swig.
Then after he'd chucked out a noisy belch and put the glass back down, he said, "So did they give you breakfast?"
"Oh yeah," I grinned. "It turned out well nice, actually. They both put a lot of effort into... er... servin' it up."
After the young lad had jizzed off up his fella's back-passage, they'd told me they were now ready to sort me out. I'd known from their faces and the fact that the older one's knob was rock hard again that it wasn't bacon and eggs I was going to be getting from the pair of them.
They'd come over to where I was standing and I'd given them the thumbs-up to show them I was up for having a bit of fun. I was hoping for a wank-off or a blow- job, maybe have one of them lick my bollocks, but if they'd tried to bend me over to shove one of their massive gay cocks up my tiny tush, I promise you things would have got nasty very quickly.
But they didn't try anything like that - I'd mentioned my girlfriend enough times for them to figure out how far I'd go. They'd pulled my skanky boxers down and my short stubby prick had sprung upwards. Then they'd smiled at me and I'd just stood there to let them do their thing.
The older one knelt down in front of me with his mouth working its magic up and down my veiny chub, while the younger one went round the back of me to crouch down and feast between my cheeks like he loved other fellas' arse-stink.
It was fucking awesome if I'm honest, but I wasn't going to tell Brian that. Our friendship has its limits and I figured I'd already gone too far admitting I'd had a boner watching those two horny fuckers roughly doing each other right there on their bed in front of where I was standing.
I'd cum down Paul's throat - if that was his name - with his boyfriend's tongue lapping in and out of my hot slimy pucker. I don't know which I liked most out of the blowjob or the arsejob. The feel of the young guy's morning stubble snagging against my flabby cheeks certainly helped my cock start spewing into the eager mouth that was wrapped around it.
And when all said and done, where was the harm in it? It was just a bit of fun when you think about it! Colleen really hates the taste of my knob and - let's face it - there's no way that any girl on Earth was going to put her nose and mouth anywhere near a whiffy back-crack like mine. So I reckon it was fair game to let these two posh bum-boys give me a little sniffter of how nice it felt to get worked over front and back.
"So how'd it work with the payment?" Brian asked after downing the last of his pint. "Did you have to pay them through the Air BNB website?"
"No, you pay the host directly. But they didn't ask for any money so I didn't offer."
"What, you got to stay over for free?" he gawked.
"Yeah, and I had the invoice from the website so I got my expenses back from work."
"You jammy fucker!" he grinned. "You got it both ways!"
"And very nice it was too, mate," I smirked back at him.
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GUILTY PLEASURESPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong===Jake and Simon were focussed on the afternoon's football game when they emerged from their hotel bedroom and there was no mention of what had taken place between their dads the previous night. Guy was his usual bright and breezy self, but I was feeling more subdued: troubled
Having A Laugh
HAVING A LAUGHby Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===It started out with the two of us having a laugh. I showed Reece some photos on my phone of our mates doing stupid shit with their cocks out and he said we should go one better and pretend like we were doing gay stuff.So that's how it started and it seemed really funny at the time. Grabbing
How Do You Like It?
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?Part of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong
Hypothetical Hitch-Hiker Part 1
HYPOTHETICAL HITCH-HIKER PART 1by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===The lad grinned across at me, pleased for the lift. I wasn't going exactly where he wanted, but I could take him to a motorway junction twenty miles short without too much of a detour. He'd have to sort himself out from there: either stand in the cold with his thumb sticking
Hypothetical Hitch-Hiker Part 2
HYPOTHETICAL HITCH-HIKER PART 2by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===We both positioned our respective underwear in front of us – the outer and less intimate surface of the gussets facing towards us – and Dane lifted mine up to his nose first. I followed his lead, applying the outside of his shorts to my nose even though I would have strongly
Jake's Christmas Present
JAKE'S CHRISTMAS PRESENTThe final part of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert FurlongContact me for the full series: robert.furlong@rocketmail.com===>> NOTE TO READERS>> I wanted to add a message to this final part of 'Butt Monkey' to say, firstly, thanks for reading and following my story (especially if you've very kindly messaged me to express your appreciation) and,
Just Like My Dad Part 1
JUST LIKE MY DAD PART 1by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===I met my friend Ivan because I bought my car from him.I liked him because he was so unlike the younger, cockier salesmen I'd encountered in all the other dealerships. I'd been trawling showrooms most of the weekend and had long since grown bored of being pestered by smarmy
Just Like My Dad Part 2
JUST LIKE MY DAD PART 2by Robert Furlong===robert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===As I drove Ivan back across town in my swanky new car, I asked him how he'd ended up seeking out men for sex in spite of being married to such an attractive woman and having what he'd described as an 'enjoyable' sex life.
Like Father Like Son Part 1
LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PART 1by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.com===The first time I felt like I might be developing feelings for another man was the night when we'd gone out for a meal, and Marcus – my son's friend from university – made a joke that it was like I was Guy's boyfriend.We'd all laughed at the absurdity of the suggestion – after all, Guy and I are both
Like Father Like Son Part 2
LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PART 2by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.com===I stood in front of them, my son grinning broadly at me while Marcus, still kneeling forwards with his hands prizing his arse-cheeks apart, peered over in wide-eyed horror.
Mankini Bearcub Part 1
MANKINI BEARCUB PART 1by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===A couple of months ago a lad called James I know at work pulled me to one side to show me something on his phone. I knew it was going to be a piss-take the way his mates were all sniggering and throwing glances at each other and it turned out it was the stupid mankini video which my
Mankini Bearcub Part 2
MANKINI BEARCUB PART 2by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===
Medical History
MEDICAL HISTORYPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong
Online Briefing
ONLINE BRIEFINGPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong===I scrolled down the pictures of men's underwear filling the screen, trying to locate the Calvin Klein boxer briefs Jake prefers. If I bought him the wrong ones, he'd wear them once and then that would be it. He'd say they were
Pantomime Cow
PANTOMIME COWPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong=Jake mentioned over tea that the drama department at his college was looking for someone to help out with the Christmas pantomime. It was still early November but rehearsals were already underway.
Pleasant Thoughts
PLEASANT THOUGHTSPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong==Debbie turned out to be very nice. A bit giggly, perhaps, but that could be put down to the nervousness of being on a first date. She probably thought me too quiet for the same reason.We'd got on well – better than I'd dared to hope – and I'd suggested that we could meet
Questions and Answers
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERSPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong
Roadside Assistance
ROADSIDE ASSISTANCEPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong===Driving over to Rugby for a meeting with a prospective customer, my car started spluttering on the A4304, and refused to respond when I tried to accelerate. Half a mile on, the engine was threatening to cut out altogether, so I pulled
Silas in the Library
SILAS IN THE LIBRARYPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong
Stain Devils
STAIN DEVILSPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong===The restaurant seemed a lot more expensive than those I was used to: it certainly wouldn't have been the sort of place I'd have picked if given the choice. The starters alone cost more than I would usually be prepared to pay for a whole meal,
Surprise at Rogerson Shopping Mall
SURPRISE AT ROGERSON SHOPPING MALL by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com dirty-shorts.tumblr.com === I'd agreed to meet my son Jake in Leeds city centre one Saturday afternoon. He was in his second year of studying at the university there and, as I had most of the day free, I thought it would be nice for the two of us to meet up for a coffee and chat. I was picking
Taking It All In
TAKING IT ALL INThe penultimate part of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comFind my older stories at screeve.org===It's not every day one gets caught by one's own son being anally pleasured by another man, but that's how Saturday had started out for me.I'd woken rather later than I usually would, a consequence of a very eventful
The Bride's Brother Part 1
THE BRIDE'S BROTHER PART 1by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===Ricky, my partner, unlocked the bedroom door and I noticed Jason peering down the corridor to make sure the three of us weren't being watched.
The Bride's Brother Part 2
THE BRIDE'S BROTHER PART 2by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===We threw our jackets on the floor and then kissed again, grinding our erections together through our open zippers, regardless of the fact we were smearing each other's precum across the fronts of our trousers.Ricky smiled as my tongue entered his mouth and this time he let me
The Halfway Inn Part 1
THE HALFWAY INN PART 1by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===I glanced across at Pete as I took off my shirt. Perhaps because he was a lot younger than me, he seemed oblivious to any sense of self-consciousness or embarrassment that the two of us were having to share a room and get undressed together. He looked young enough to have graduated from
The Halfway Inn Part 2
THE HALFWAY INN PART 2by Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===I got on the bed first, kneeling down on the mattress and splaying my legs wide open. Seeing me like that, facing him expectantly with my cock arching upwards, made Pete laugh again.
The Paint Job (Part 1)
THE PAINT JOB (PART 1 of 4) by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com dirty-shorts.tumblr.com === With the current fashion for newlyweds to have their wedding night nuptials committed to canvas, I have become familiar with sketching hesitant couples alongside their conjugal beds. Painting such tender moments presents a fascinating artistic challenge and I've developed a
The Paint Job (Part 2)
THE PAINT JOB (PART 2 of 4) by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com dirty-shorts.tumblr.com === "You've obviously discussed the other five paintings of the set in some detail," I remarked to my two clients. "Could you give me a rundown of what you have in mind to give me an idea of context." "Okay, so the first is the beautiful composition of us kneeling face-to-face
The Paint Job (Part 3)
THE PAINT JOB (PART 3 of 4) by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com dirty-shorts.tumblr.com === "So... onto the first consummation," I suggested, pausing for the two men to reposition themselves and sit alongside each other on the couch. "In this painting, Adam is... er... making love to Stephen. Am I okay to describe it like that?" I'd expected Adam to haughtily
The Paint Job (Part 4)
THE PAINT JOB (PART 4 of 4) by Robert Furlong === robert.furlong@rocketmail.com dirty-shorts.tumblr.com === After leaving the tea to brew, I went back through to the studio to find Adam and Stephen having what looked like very intense sex together kneeling on the couch. They were both upright and facing forwards. Stephen had one arm around Adam's prominent chest, fondling a
The Right Trousers
THE RIGHT TROUSERSPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong===On Friday afternoon, after meeting a group of potential clients at their Coventry head office, I thought I'd take a walk into the city centre before the shops closed to see if I could find a new pair of trousers. I'd been wondering what
Troy Story
TROY STORYPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong
Up At The Crack
UP AT THE CRACKby Robert Furlongrobert.furlong@rocketmail.comrobertfurlong.tumblr.com===A few months ago I met a guy called Edward and it turned out that, among his varied and chequered past, he'd been divorced and has a son in his late teens, just like me.His lad is called Ashley; he's eighteen and at university in Sheffield. My son is Jake who's nineteen and at Leeds.
What Happened in Harvey's Room Part 1
WHAT HAPPENED IN HARVEY'S ROOMPART 1: CIRCLE JERKby Robert Furlong===robert.furlong@rocketmail.comdirty-shorts.tumblr.com===The five of us gathered round Harvey's laptop, pulled our dicks out and he loaded up the movie so we could all wank off to it.I was new to the academy and I'd never been in a circle jerk before, so it seemed funny and horny at the same time for us
What Happened in Harvey's Room Part 2
WHAT HAPPENED IN HARVEY'S ROOMPART 2: SLOPPY SECONDSby Robert Furlong===robert.furlong@rocketmail.comdirty-shorts.tumblr.com===It turned out to be totally different from playing around with girls. For a start, we didn't even get on his bed together and there was cuddling each other or anything like that.I just hitched the front of my jeans down so my aching hard-on
What Lurks Beneath
WHAT LURKS BENEATHPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong===As I was getting into bed, Guy returned to the room chuckling that the lads had still been on their DS, which he'd confiscated.
Work and Play
WORK AND PLAYPart of the 'Butt Monkey' series of stories by Robert Furlong
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