Gay Erotic Stories

At last, the fall semester commenced and as usual, I found my way to the gym to administer a number of sports physicals. Nothing was really new this year. The freshman swim team was an awesome bunch of guys all trim and buffed. Naturally I made my usual attempt to humiliate each and every one, jamming my finger into their balls as I examined their testicles. And of course, several popped a boner, which thoroughly disgusted the coach. In reality however, it is much easier to properly examine the penis when erect, but this is rarely done in actual practice.

Late on a Friday afternoon, the basketball coach called the clinic. Typically he speaks to another doctor who is responsible for the team; however, this particular doctor had only been recently fired by the clinic board due to ‘incompetence’. I think he was screwing around with one of the nurses. In any case, I ended up with the call.

“Ah … doctor, this is the basketball coach. I need your help. Can you come to the gym this afternoon?”

“Yeah … sure, what’s the problem?” I knew the team had already received their physicals.

“Perhaps I’d better explain when you arrive.” I grabbed my bag, not knowing what to expect, and headed towards the gym.

“Coach?” He was a middle-aged man, slightly balding and very muscular and trim.

“Yes … doctor! Thanks for coming!”

“What’s the problem, coach?”

“Well doctor, yesterday I caught two of the team members jacking off in the shower … together! Naturally, I admonished them. This got me to thinking however, that perhaps the men should understand what good sexual health is all about. Perhaps you could give them a little pep talk.”

“Ah … sure coach, no problem. But there’s nothing wrong with masturbation. You do understand that … don’t you?

“I thought it zapped the strength out of men. I can’t have that … especially when we’re the number two team in the state!”

“Quite the contrary coach … sexual activity actually benefits the body … gives him unlimited strength!”

“Really?” The coach was an idiot. “Well, let me gather the team from the gym. Can you do this now?”

“Ah … sure, why not?” While I didn’t have a prepared speech, this was something I probably would improvise. I mean, how hard (forgive the pun) could this be, talking to a bunch of horny young men?

The team was gathered in the locker room. Coach introduced me, noting that I would speak to them candidly about maintaining good sexual health. The team’s ears perked up.

“Good afternoon, men. Your coach has asked that I speak to you about your sexual well-being. This is an extremely important subject for young men like yourselves, and I’ll do my best to answer any questions following my brief remarks.”

“First and foremost, there is absolutely nothing wrong with masturbation provided you practice prescribed procedures. Never masturbate without a lubricant, since it can cause temporary scars on the penis and result in irritation.”

“Second, never try to force an ejaculation. Let it come naturally. And while this may take longer than you had anticipated, it precludes the testicles from having to work overtime and force the semen before its time.” What a bunch of shit! Needless to say, I had everyone’s undivided attention!

“Third, if you have not been circumcised, be sure and pull the foreskin over the shaft when masturbating. This will keep the foreskin loose and pliable.” Obviously, I was making this up as I went.

“Fourth, don’t ever believe that masturbation will cause warts or blindness.”

“Fifth, always use protection during sexual intercourse. There’s a lot of nasty stuff out there, and you need to protect yourself.”

“Sixth, if you happen to engage in anal sex … whether male or female … ALWAYS use a condom.”

“And last, always cleanse your penis and testicles after any sexual activity, including masturbation. Any questions?”

“Ah, doctor … how much is too much? I mean, jacking off!” (The coach rolled his eyes.)

“Good question, son. There is no such thing as excessive masturbation. I recommend at least once per day, which allows the tubes to operate properly!”

“Doctor, the coach told us never to masturbate before a game. It appears to me this might be incorrect.” (The coach looked at his player, and again rolled his eyes in disgust.)

“This is not a problem, despite what you might have heard. Actually, it will give you added strength during the game!” I think the basketball team was about to loose every game of the season!

“Doctor, my penis and balls ache after masturbation. Is this normal?”

“It depends son, whether or not you forced an ejaculation. Again, let it come naturally.” Actually, these were fairly good questions.

“Doc is there any truth to the rumor that ‘size counts’ … I mean some of us are blessed and others are not. Could you comment on that?”

“Yes … this is a question I get all the time from young men your age. While it is true that there is a wide range of penis size, most men fall between 5 and 6 inches, erect. You men must remember that the average depth of a vagina is only 5 and ½ inches. Thus, if you have an exceptionally large penis, you really aren’t gaining anything.”

“One more question for the Doctor, men,” said the coach, apparently sorry he even started this conversation. A young man in the back raised his hand.

“Doctor, is it okay to have group masturbation? I mean, does it make you queer?” I thought the coach would flip! This was obviously one of the young men caught by the coach jacking off in the shower. There was some laughter from the now aroused team.

“Mutual masturbation is not necessary uncommon in young men your age. Actually, it contributes to your sexual health, in that you are most likely not to be inhibited by subsequent sexual situations you may confront in the years to come!”

“Anything else, doctor?” asked the now seriously befuddled coach.

“Men, if you ever have any questions regarding your sexual health, or if I can answer any other concerns you might have, just make an appointment at the clinic!”

The coach thanked me, and told the men to “hit the showers!” I left the gym, knowing full well there would be excessive masturbation by the basketball team. It being Friday evening by now, I headed to a bar for a drink or two.

The following Monday, I dealt with several patients who had overdone things during the weekend. When will these old farts ever learn they are no longer teenagers? One 50 something guy had ruptured himself attempting to bench press 300 pounds at a local health club. He would eventually require surgery.

Following lunch, the receptionist caught me in the hallway, noting there was a young man who wanted to see me. “Said it was personal, doctor,” said the receptionist. It always is, I thought. Wonder what this guy had done the past weekend. The receptionist put him in an exam room. I made him wait a few minutes, which is professionally customary at any clinic.

Opening the door, I recognized the young man from the basketball team. He had planted himself on the exam table.

“What’s your name, son?”

“Adam, sir.”

“And what brings you to the clinic today?” I figured he’d taken my advice to heart, and probably beat his meat excessively during the weekend.

“Well doctor, I heard what you said last Friday … but am a little confused.”

“Yes, Adam … go ahead.”

“You see sir, my father always taught me that masturbation was evil … therefore I have never ‘done it’ if you get my drift.

“Adam, there’s nothing wrong with that. I wasn’t saying you had to … only that it contributed to good sexual health.”

“Yeah doc, but I want to be normal … just like the other kids.”

“Tell me Adam, have you never had an erection?”

“Ah … sure … normally when I wake up, but my father told me it was only because I have to take a leak … which is usually the case.”

“And have you never ejaculated?” This would be interesting.

“Ah … I don’t think so … or if I have, I’m unaware of it.”

“Well tell me this Adam, have you ever woken up with your underpants soaked in fluid?”

“Ah … yeah … once or twice, but I think it was just perspiration.” Huh, likely story.

“So why are you here, Adam?” So far, there was nothing I could much do for the kid. I mean if he’d never jacked off, that was okay with me.

“Well doc … as I said, I want to be just like the other guys but had no idea what you were talking about yesterday. I mean if I’m going to disobey my father, the least I can do is masturbate correctly.”

“Okay Adam, get undressed and lay down on the table.” This was unbelievable. An eighteen year old who had never jacked off, about to cross the line! This was going to be sweet! Adam quickly disrobed and again planted himself on the exam table. He was average in size in the flaccid dick department, but you can never tell until that sucker starts to expand.

“Okay Adam, I’m going to coat your penis with a lubricant.” I grabbed some grease, and set about coating the soft dick with a liberal amount. Adam watched intently.

“Now take your right hand, and stroke the shaft of your penis!” Adam grabbed his dick and began stroking. Immediately, his dick started the slow journey north.

“My goodness, doctor … what’s happening?” Adam kept stroking.

“It’s just an erection, Adam … now keep stroking.” Adam was catching on fairly quickly.

“Jesus doc, it’s so big! It won’t stay this way … will it?”

“No Adam … as soon as you ejaculate, your penis will return to a soft and normal state.” Adam was a good student, stroking slowly … up and down … slowly … up and down.

“How’s it feel Adam?”

“Wow! This is unbelievable, doc … does it always feel like this?”

“Yep! Sure does, Adam … now keep stroking!”

Several minutes passed, and I figured Adam would not last very much longer. Best to warn him of the forthcoming celebration.

“Okay Adam, very shortly you will feel a very pleasurable sensation in your testicles, which will resonate its way up the shaft and into the tip of your penis. This is a signal that you are about to ejaculate. When this happens, just keep stroking your penis until all the semen has been released.”

“Semen? What’s that?” Adam must really be a class A fool.

“It is the while fluid that contains sperm. There may be a little … and there may be a lot.”

Adam continued to jack off, under my expert tutelage. Suddenly, a strange look came over Adam’s face. I saw his legs start to stiffen.

“Ah … doc, something very weird’s happening.” He continued to stroke.

“You’re probably about to cum. Don’t stiffen up … let it come naturally!”

“DOC! My dick is about to explode!”

“Well yes, Adam, it probably is and will.”

“Mother! My goodness!” A gusher of cum came forth from Adam’s dick, landing all over his chest. Some got hung up in Adam’s healthy bush, while some dripped down his leg. Adam kept stroking.

“You can stop now, Adam!” His hardon relaxed somewhat, as Adam breathed a shivering sigh of relief.

“Mercy, doctor … that was something … something indeed!” I tossed Adam a wet towel to clean up.

“Can I do it again, doc?” Mmmm, a good student, I see. Definitely Class A.

“Not right now Adam … sometimes we need to rest between these sessions. Why don’t you get dressed?” Adam quickly got dressed, and appeared anxious to leave.

“Where are you going now, Adam?”

“I’m headed back to the residence hall … and I’m going to call my father and tell him to go fuck himself … and then … I’m calling my twin brother up state and tell him what I’ve discovered!” (Identical twins I bet.)

“Good luck to you, son!” Ah … another satisfied patient! Our next installment takes a strange and bizarre twist. A newly married coed (and apparently a nymphomaniac at that) consults with our doctor about her bridegroom’s poor performance in bed.