One Sunday morning I was cruising through the classified adds in the newspaper, under the heading “Part Time.” And there it was…an intriguing ad. “Wanted: Men ages 18 thru 30 for medical evaluation. Must be available three days per week, three hours per day, for a six-week period. Apply in person, sixth floor, General Hospital.”
Mmmm, I thought … nothing to loose. So, Monday morning I caught the bus to General Hospital to see what was going on. Arriving early, I went to the sixth floor and inquired at the reception area. The lady at the desk kind of smirked and then gave me some paper work to fill out. Upon completion of the numerous questions, I returned the form to the desk.
“Just have a seat, young man,” said the receptionist, “The doctor will be with you shortly.”
Mmmm, I thought … the doctor. But what else did I expect at a hospital. After waiting about 30 minutes, the receptionist called my name and directed me to a small, albeit comfortable, examination room. I hadn’t been in a hospital since childhood, when I had an emergency appendectomy. I had no more had a seat on the exam table when the doctor entered the room, carrying my chart.
“Todd?” asked the doctor, extending his hand.
“Yeah,” I replied, “I’m here about the ad.”
“Right,” said the doctor, looking over my chart, “… well Todd, the hospital has received grant to…effectively…study the effects of penis enlargement.” I about shit! You can’t be serious! The doctor continued, “…and I’d like to tell you a bit about the program.”
“Yeah…okay,” I replied, just sitting there practically numb.
“Now then Todd,” said the doctor, “…the program will last approximately six months. You will have treatment three days per week for approximately three hours per day. Are you available?”
“Yeah…I think so,” I replied, now becoming very uncomfortable with the conversation.
The doc continued, “… The objective of the program is to extend the length of your penis as well as the circumference. And while there are no guarantees, the staff believes a program of this consistency will work. Are you up for this?”
“Ah…yeah, I guess so…what does it pay?” I asked, hoping he’d say a billion bucks.
“Well,” said the doc, “the compensation is $100 per day. There is a bonus of $1,000 if you remain with the program for the entire six-months.”
Holy shit, I thought. This was incredible. $300 dollars a week plus the bonus! “Well, doctor,” I said, “Count me in.”
“Well Todd,” said the doc, “Not so fast. First, I need to evaluate you to determine if you’re suitable for the program.”
“Yeah…okay,” I replied, “What do I need to do.”
“Well,” said the doc, “I need to talk a few measurements…okay?”
“Yeah…that’s okay,” I replied, not really knowing what he might have in mind.
“Okay, if you’ll remove your shirt, pants, shoes and socks, we’ll get started,” said the doc. I wish I had worn boxers instead of briefs. Oh well, for a $100 a day, it really didn’t matter. I removed all my clothes except my underwear and neatly folded them across a chair. The doc fiddled with my chart, asking me a few questions in the process.
“Okay Todd,” said the doc, “just step on the scale over there.” Once he had me weighed, he took my height. “195 pounds, 5 feet 11 inches,” said the doc, “… perfect. Let’s measure your chest and waist. Hands on you head, Todd.” The doc took a tape measure, noting my chest at 44 inches and waist at “a perfect” 32 inches. “Well Todd, you appear to be an ideal candidate,” said the doc, as he recorded all the information on the chart.
“Now then, Todd,” said the doc, “I will need to examine your penis. Please remove your underwear.” I suppose this part was inevitable, given the subject. Removing my briefs, I stood naked before the doc, as he pulled up a stool and sat squarely in front of my manhood. The room was slightly cold, and my dick had shriveled up somewhat.
“Ah…uncut!” said the doc, as he commenced the examination, “… nice…very nicely shaped … testicles proportionate to penis size …” The doc was actually touching my dick and balls, which started to have an effect…I could feel the beginnings of a hard on. The doc retracted my foreskin, rolling it back over the shaft. “Very nice,” said the doc, “… Just have a seat on the table Todd.” The doc wrote something on the chart and then washed his hands. In the meantime, my hard on had subsided.
“Okay Todd, now I want to you lie down and stimulated yourself to an erection,” said the doc, “… as we will need to take several measurements.” I’d never had an erection in front of another man before, and wasn’t sure if I could comply with his request. Nonetheless, I began massaging my dick, hoping I’d get hard. By now, I’d already spent the money, which would hopefully be forthcoming. After several minutes, nothing was happening.
“Having some trouble, Todd?” asked the doc, as he observed me. “Yeah …” I replied, “… I’m a little embarrassed.”
“Don’t be,” said the doc, “…this is all very professional…do you need some lubricant?”
“Ah…yeah, maybe,” I replied, as the doc reached in a drawer and pulled out of tube of grease, placing several dabs on the tip of my dick. “Here, let me help you Todd,” said the doc, as he grabbed my dick and started to masturbate me. Within several minutes, I was rock hard…hopefully I wouldn’t cum.
“Okay Todd, just relax while I take some measurements,” said the doc, grabbing a tape measure. “Mmmm,” said the doc, “… exactly six inches long from base to tip … five inches in circumference.” The doc recorded the results. My dick was screaming by now.
“Well Todd,” said the doc, “…you are indeed the perfect candidate,” as he told me to sit up on the table, “…you can report here next Monday at 9 am…we’ll have your first session.” Great, I thought…couldn’t wait to get paid. The doc made several more entries on the chart, as I sat on the exam table naked and hard. Next, the doc took several “before” pictures with one of those instant cameras.
“Todd,” said the doc, “I’m going step out of the room. Feel free to relieve yourself if necessary before you get dressed. I’ll meet you outside in the hall.” He opened the door and left me alone in the room. I hadn’t jacked off for several days, and the excitement of the study left me quite horny. I grabbed some more lube, applied it liberally to my cock, and commenced jacking off. Within several minutes, my balls exploded with the result being an unusually large amount of cum flying from my dick. What a mess! I cleaned up, got dressed, and entered the hallway. “We’ll see you Monday, Todd,” said the doc, pointing the way to the reception area. I couldn’t help but notice several other guys in the waiting room… Were they here for the same thing?
On Monday morning, I reported back to the hospital and was immediately escorted to an exam room…different from the one I’d been in before. Several minutes later, the same doc entered the room.
“Good morning, Todd!” said the doc, “…ready to get started?”
“Ah…yeah,” I said, trying to contain my excitement at not only earning $100, but also ending up with a bigger cock!
“Okay!” said the doc, “…just remove all your clothes and lie down on the exam table!”
I stripped off my clothes and planted myself on the table. The doc moved a rather strange machine next to the table and then reached for yet other unusual looking contraption.
“Todd,” said the doc, “I am going to attach this pump to your penis. Once it is in place, it will expand your penis to a full erection.” And sure enough, no sooner that the contraption was in place, I had a raging hard on.
“Now then Todd,” said the doc, “I am going to attached these sensors to your body… I will explain what they’re for in just a minute. A total of six sensors would be placed on my body…two on my forehead, two on my chest, two on my stomach, and…two smaller ones attached to my balls. “These sensors Todd, will prevent you from ejaculating during the time the machine is expanding and contracting your penis. When the sensors determine you’re about to ejaculate, the machine will suddenly stop…and then start again when appropriate…okay?”
“Yeah…so what do I do?” I asked.
“Nothing…just lie there and let the machine do the work. I will be back in three hours,” said the doc, checking to see that everything was set prior to his departure.
So I just relaxed on the exam table while the machine began. It was kind of like being jacked off by a mechanical hand, which was rather cool! About five minutes into the treatment, I thought for sure I was about to cum…the machine shut itself off…and then restarted several minutes later. This “on” and “off” routine continued for the next three hours. And frankly, my dick was feeling rather sore, having been stimulated by the machine for that period of time. And the anticipation of unloading…and then being denied…was driving me nuts. And then the doctor entered the room.
“Well, Todd,” said the doc, “…how do you feel?”
“Yeah…oaky…but my dick, err, penis is a little sore…I think,” I said.
“That’s to be expected…that’s why we have a down day between appointments,” said the doc, continuing, “…now then, I’m going to remove the apparatus from your penis and shut down the sensors. And when I do, you will probably immediately ejaculate…this is to be expected.” And sure enough, the instant the equipment was shut down, my cock exploded with the most cum I’d ever seen. The intensity of the climax was unbelievable. I mean it was like my entire groin area exploded off the face of the earth. The doc tossed me a wet towel to clean up.
“Okay Todd,” said the doc, “…get dressed, and we’ll see you Wednesday! And oh by the way Todd, resist the temptation to measure yourself…and I also recommend you not masturbate during this period of time.”
I continued the treatments for the next six weeks. Following the doctor’s orders, I didn’t do my own measurements nor did I jack off. I wanted nothing to spoil what could be a very nice outcome to the experiment. At the end of the six weeks, it was time for the first measurement.
“Okay Todd,” said the doc, “…let’s see how you’re progressing.” I stripped my clothes off, jumped on the table, and got an instant hard on. The doc took the tape measure. It was the moment of truth. “Mmmm,” said the doc, “…exactly six and seven-eights inches…and six inches in circumference! You’re progressing very well, Todd.” Several more photographs were taken to document my progress.
Wow! Now let me think about this. Almost an inch in six weeks that means when the program is over, I’ll have a 10 inch dick! And it will be nine inches in circumference! Holy shit! I’ll have the biggest dick in the country!
I continued with the treatments. By the twentieth week, my dick had expanded to over eight inches long and the circumference resembled a beer bottle. The doctor told me I had been the most successful in the entire study. During one session, he brought in several of his colleagues to observe the measurement. I was indeed proud of my accomplishment!
There are disadvantages to having a big dick however. By necessity, I had to purchase some new pants…you know, the baggie ones, which allowed for greater flexibility. Didn’t want to show off too much…you know?
Towards the end of the 6-month period, I went to a major league ball game. Consuming a few beers, I headed to the rest room during the seventh inning stretch. Urinals at sports facilities are usually just troughs, where men line up, whip out their dicks, and take a pee. When it was my turn, I unzipped my pants, pulled out my dick, rolled my foreskin back and let loose with a stream of yellow pee. I think the guy next to me almost fainted when he saw my dick. Clearly, I had the biggest cock on earth!
Finally, it was graduation day! Actually, I was tempted to ask the doctor if perhaps we could extend the program. At this rate, I could put on several more inches…but maybe I’d better be satisfied with what I had…no use pushing my luck.
“Just a tad under ten inches, Todd!” said the doctor, “…congratulations!” Man, was I proud. I left the hospital not only with a big dick, but also with $1,000 to boot!
After the end of the procedure, I joined a gym primarily to parade around in the locker room naked, with my new dick flopping between my legs. Not wanting to miss any opportunity to show off, I went to the men’s swimming pool one Saturday morning (no swim suits required), and did the backstroke for about 30 minutes, sporting my big dick. All eyes were upon me!
On yet another occasion at the gym, I walked into the steam room (naked, of course). There was another guy in there, but it has hard to see with the thick steam. Nevertheless, I got close enough to make sure he saw my dick and sat down several feet away. Nothing was said until the guy started to leave…when he stood up, he looked me straight in the eye, and said, “Man, would I like to have that thing shoved up my ass!” Well, not today, pal.
In the meantime, I had started dating one of the hot college co-eds from one of those fancy sororities. Man, are they snobby…but hot nonetheless. One evening, things got a little out of hand in the car…one thing let to another…and we ended up in the back seat, both half naked. I think she’d done this before. Anyway, I released the snap on my pants and she willingly unzipped me, reaching for the eventual prize.
“What’s this?” said my date, as she fondled my enlarged dick, “…if you think for one minute that monster is going to get any satisfaction tonight…you’re sadly mistaken. You could kill with that thing…”
I ended up jacking off that night.
It was a Sunday morning, several months after the conclusion of the experiment. I awoke with my customary morning erection. My underpants were literally soaked with cum … some of which had dried and felt like it was stuck to my pubic hair. Something however, didn’t quite feel right. I reached down to rub my cock, only to discover it had shrunk! Immediately, I threw the covers off and jerked my underpants down to my knees.
There before my eyes was my old six-inch dick, soaked in cum. Mother fuck! It had all be a dream!
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After examining the last cop, I decided that perhaps it would be best to terminate my relationship with the police force. I quickly reviewed the terms of the contract and luckily found a clause, which would allow me to cancel. I therefore had the receptionist draft a cancellation letter (the contract required 5 days written notice). In the meantime, and unbeknownst to me, an appointment had
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To make a long story short, the police arrested me on a Monday morning for allegedly forcing a young woman (hereafter referred to as ‘bitch’ or ‘cunt’) to perform oral sex in the restroom of a mid-town bar. Unfortunately, I just happened to be at the bar where the incident occurred, which wasn’t a good sign. Fortunately, I had an attorney friend who not only bailed me out of jail, but also
To make a long story short, the police arrested me on a Monday morning for allegedly forcing a young woman (hereafter referred to as ‘bitch’ or ‘cunt’) to perform oral sex in the restroom of a mid-town bar. Unfortunately, I just happened to be at the bar where the incident occurred, which wasn’t a good sign. Fortunately, I had an attorney friend who not only bailed me out of jail, but also
I absolutely, positively, had to do something about my hemorrhoids. The pain was awful! And the scratching was disgusting! I must have the most ugly butt hole on the planet! Something had to be done! Not having seen a doctor since my college days, naturally I was apprehensive to start now. And notwithstanding that fact, I didn’t even have a regular physician. Certainly, I wasn’t going to
Having been married for about 10 years with two kids, my wife and I decided it was time for me to have a vasectomy. She had been on the pill, but was unhappy with the side effects. Additionally, my wife was scared to death of having another child, which resulted in infrequent sexual intercourse. This is pretty tough on a 30-year-old still horny bastard. At least my wife would give me several
During my senior year in college, one of my professors suggested I attend medical school. I was a smart kid, and would graduate with a degree in biology. The trouble with this suggestion however, was the fact I had no money. There was a solution however, and that was to let the military pay for med school, knowing full well I’d have to commit to eight years in the army. Well, one does what
After spending one year in the middle of nowhere, I was transferred back state side. After my arrival however, I decided being on an isolated base in the Pacific wasn’t so bad after all. The military medical facility I was assigned was very large and filled with a multitude of doctors. Upon my arrival, I was ushered into the office of the head physician. I was about to learn he was a
After a year of hell working stateside for General “shit head”, I got transferred to a medium sized military base in Europe. This was now my third year of my eight-year commitment to the military. Time was going very slowly. Upon my arrival at the base, I was assigned to emergency room duties. This was okay with me, as it would give me some additional experience as well as allow me to
It was my fourth year of indentured servitude with the Military medical team. I really wasn’t too anxious to leave Europe, but didn’t have a choice when reassigned to a stateside facility on the west coast. The base was a combination of various functions, including a recruitment and high-tech training center. I would be working in the hospital, making rounds and sometimes alternating in the
It was the beginning of my fifth year as a military doctor. I was somewhat concerned that nothing had been said regarding a transfer, although my current assignment at a west coast facility was okay with me. The warm weather suited me just fine. On a Monday morning, the chief medical officer called me to his office. “Major, we’d like you to stay in this area. Would that be acceptable?”
So here I am in year six of my commitment to the military, which landed me on the east coast at a large medical facility. At first I was assigned to the emergency room, where I dealt mainly with military dependents. This was basically shit duty, particularly dealing with officer’s wives and their spoiled children. Everyone thinks they’re special. After several months of the emergency room,
It was now year seven of my military obligation. Two more years to go, and I’d be out on my own and hopefully making some serious money. I’d had about enough military as any one individual should have to take in a lifetime. Leaving the east coast, the military transferred me to sunny Florida. I was assigned to a small base of approximately 1,500 men and women. I wasn’t quite sure what the
Finally! This was the final year of my military career! I started out marking off the days on the calendar, but discontinued that practice after it became clear it was only prolonging the agony! My last assignment was back to the west coast, where I was put in charge of the recruitment center. Among other duties, it was my charge to ensure all the hunky young recruits were in the best of
After twenty years of marriage, my wife and I decided to divorce. We had simply grown apart. She had her life and I had mine. Being the nice guy, I moved out and settled into an apartment. I decided that women were nothing but trouble, and thus made no effort to find female companionship. Five months after the divorce, my life was less than perfect. After work, I would typically stop by
“Okay, sir…if you’ll just stand up and lift your gown, we’ll finish your exam.” So there I was, practically naked, standing before a doctor I’d never seen before. After turning 40 years of age, my employer insisted I have a complete physical exam. I lifted the skimpy gown, exposing my manhood to the doctor, who had rolled up a small stool, put on some gloves, and took a seat. “Just relax,
To make a long story short, I grew up in a totally dysfunctional household. My parents were the town drunks, which meant I had little or no supervision. Nor did I have any siblings to hang out with. Nor did we have any money to speak of. My dad worked odd jobs and made just enough money to survive on. Of course there was always money for liquor. By the way, my name is Cooper, but they call
Part 2 Arriving at the training base, I checked in with the officer of the day who assigned me to a barracks. “You’ll be bunking temporarily upstairs in this building with a sergeant. We’re out of room in the barracks you’re suppose to be in.” I grabbed my stuff, headed upstairs, and found my room. It was somewhat small, with two bunks, two closets, several chairs, a small couch, and a
Part 3 The following morning, I boarded a Military Air Command flight heading east. I loved California and was in hopes I would be able to return. I was sitting in the back of the plane, next to a black lieutenant. About 70 minutes into the flight, the pilot came on the public address system, “Gentlemen, we have a slight problem with the aircraft, and I’m going to make an unscheduled
Part 4 The morning after I sucked off the corporal in the steam room, I headed to the warehouse, wondering if the corporal would make good on his promise. Once at the warehouse, we all lined up for roll call and the corporal started to make assignments for the day. Then it came my turn. “Cooper … report to the office. I have a job for you.” Yeah, I’ll bet … a blowjob. As I broke ranks
Part 5 The following morning, I headed to the infirmary for my physical exam that the sergeant had explained was necessary for my promotion to corporal. I’d had a physical at military basic training that was run like a cattle car where 20 naked men were humiliated by overzealous medics. I remember several guys got a hardon, which was not overlooked by the medics. Once at the infirmary, I
Part 6 Arriving in California, I took the military bus from the airport to the base where this all started. In addition to a recruitment center, the base also served other functions such as logistics and commissioned officer training. Nothing much had changed at the base since I had left. Once on the base, I headed to the administration building to check in. There was a corporal at the
Our next installment takes a strange and bizarre twist. A newly married coed (and apparently a nymphomaniac at that) consults with our doctor about her bridegroom’s poor performance in bed. It was late in the spring semester and I was looking forward to taking a break during the summer months. Being a doctor can be stressful, and perhaps it’d be a good idea to get away for a while. It was
After graduation from medical school, I was very fortunate to join a group of doctors who had a thriving practice in a mid-sized university town. In fact, our offices were just opposite the university. They call me Doctor. I specialized in sports medicine, which generally deals with aches and pains such as tennis elbow, torn ligaments, and the like. Other doctors in the group all have their
Picking up on our story, the doctor returns to the gymnasium for a second examination of three swimmers. Saturday morning arrived and I was flushed with excitement. Basically, I had tricked the coach into a second examination of three of his men, all of whom had the potential to pop a boner during a physical examination. Showing up at the gymnasium at 10:45am, I met with the coach. He
Continuing with our story, the doctor examines the coach, who has not had a physical exam since college. “Ah … coach … how ya do’in? The coach sat on the exam table, ready for his examination. “Yeah … I’m fine, but not too happy about this. Can we get this over with?” “Sure, coach … if you’ll just disrobe, we’ll get started.” The coach got up and commenced removing his clothes.
When we last left our good doctor, the assistant football coach had called concerned about the sexual maturity of his star line backer. I agreed to come to the gym that afternoon to assess the situation. “Well coach, what’s the problem?” The assistant football coach was a tall, well built man … looked like he might have been in the Marine Corps, what with all the tattoos on his massive arms.
The medical practice is open on Saturday, basically to serve those patients who might have some difficulty arranging for an appointment during the week, due to work commitments. I had pulled Saturday duty, which didn’t necessarily bother me, given the fact all the doctors alternated … plus, any doctor who worked on Saturday was off on the following Monday. It was generally a busy day and I’d
The spring semester had ended, and the university had quickly emptied out. It was pretty boring without all the college kids around in the summer, but the clinic kept busy. Mostly, I saw middle age men with sports injuries of one kind or another. It always amazes me how 40 year old men still think they’re 18 years old, only to find their bodies won’t tolerate the abuse we all could take when a
It was late in the spring semester and I was looking forward to taking a break during the summer months. Being a doctor can be stressful, and perhaps it’d be a good idea to get away for a while. It was early afternoon on a Thursday, and I’d just finished up examining the Assistant Dean of the university. He was a thirty something guy, in reasonably good health. I needed to watch myself with
Part 1 – A fictional story. Ever since I can remember, the thought of being a state highway patrolman consumed me. I think it had something to do with watching all those old highway patrol movies from the ‘50s and ‘60s that got me going. The absolute thrill of tracking down a criminal and putting them behind bars sent chills up my spine. It would be my job to personally hunt down every
Part 2 – A fictional story. After a brief vacation back home with my folks, I headed to the state capitol to begin the eight-week training course to become a highway patrolman. Man, was I excited! My dream had come true! However, I continued to remind myself that this wasn’t a done deal yet. While it was true the highway patrol only accepted one out of every five applicants, it was also
Part 3 – A fictional story. The following Monday, I was assigned a patrol car along with a specific area of the interstate highway, which amounted to about 25 miles. My job was simply to drive north 25 miles, turn around, and return south. I was free to run radar, or simply cruise the highway. It was suggested however, that an abundance of traffic violations would add to the state coffers.
Part 4 – A fictional story. On Saturday, I called Rick’s sister … her name was Beth … and arranged to meet her on Sunday afternoon at a small restaurant in the suburbs. By meeting her there, we both would have the opportunity to leave, should it be necessary to do so. Beth told me what she’d be wearing, so I’d be able to recognize her. Once at the restaurant, I immediately spotted Beth
The following week, Rick didn’t say a word about our previous Sunday afternoon activities. I couldn’t figure out if this was a one-time event or if Rick would hold me hostage because he was my supervising sergeant. I made an attempt to call Beth several times and left messages. Because she didn’t call me back, I made the assumption she had moved on to someone else. Just as well, I guess.
The south patrol was totally dysfunctional. Sergeant Adams was a crusty old fart, having served on the patrol for over thirty years. His gut hung over his belt and he was generally unkempt. The men in the south patrol however, were a bunch of tough bastards and didn’t take any shit from anyone. Because of the crime infested area, there were two men to each patrol car, which gave me some
After catching Tyrone and Sergeant Adams going at it, I kicked both of them out of my apartment. This was a very unfortunate incident, but not exactly my fault … now was it? I was somewhat reluctant to return to the South Patrol for duty, but really didn’t have much of a choice. When checking my box for any mail, I discovered that Sergeant Adams had reassigned me to the East Patrol, which
This is a story of fiction … enjoy! Part 3 – The Sergeant meets his Captain … and gets a new assignment. I left the clinic after my physical exam at about 1100 hours, so it was a good time to get some early chow at the mess hall. I reminded myself that the appointment with my new Captain was at 1500 hours. After lunch, I returned to the barracks, hoping the Corporal was not there. He
This is a work of fiction … enjoy! PART ONE – The Sergeant Gets Transferred After serving nearly twenty years in the military, it was time to make a decision. Should I re-up for another four years, or call it quits? Given the geo-political climate, I certainly didn’t want to end up wounded in a war, or perhaps dead! I had enlisted shortly after my high school graduation, so at only
This is a work of fiction…enjoy! PART TWO – The Sergeant has a Physical Exam I awoke about 0600 hours, only to hear the Corporal in the shower. He had made up his rack already and I noticed his uniform was laid out. I had to pee. Entering the bathroom, the Corporal stuck his head out from the Shower. “Hey! Good morning Sergeant!” I stood at the urinal. ”Yeah! Morning Corporal!”
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