Gay Erotic Stories

Thanks for reading my stories people. I send out a newsletter every week with on of these stories in in and will soon have a web site. I like cops. I think cops are hot. It's like the localized military. Cops are much easier to do than military guys. You can use their pride as a weapon against them. Here's an example of how I fucked a cop once: I went to the local police precinct to pay for a traffic violation or some shit. (Apparently you cannot have two guys screwing in the back of your car in the parking lot of Toy's are Us. My bad.) And I saw the hottest guy in the known universe. His name was Parker, (or at least that's what his name tag said) and I felt like parking my ass on Parker. I started starring (#1 WORST THING TO DO) directly at him. "Do you need something, sir?" Oh GOD. SO DEEP, SO SEXY. My cock was starting to yip. "SIR?" "Umm, I was starring at that clock over there. M aunt had one of those once. I am here to pay for a traffic violation." "Okay, let me see your ticket." "SIR, your ticket???" "Oh, yeah. Sorry, I love those clocks." "CODE-428. Hmm... Don't remember what that one is. I am new here. They always stick the rookies on desks." "Yeah, that's what they always do." "Let me process this for ya." "So what are you interested in?" "Why do you ask?" "Just wondering." (Always try to find some common ground. If you can't, make it up) "Hockey, Baseball, Pool... (Ah hah! Anywhere you can take them to get drunk is great!) "Oh I am great at pool. No one has ever beaten me." (Lie if you have to, to get them to get all macho.) "Oh yeah. People have told me I am pretty good myself." "Care to try it?" "What the hell. Where and when?" "Let's say, Bruce's at 7." "That's fine." When you get back to your place: 1) Make sure you have lots of cleaning materials. 2) If you can't cook, go buy some breakfast food. 3) This won't work if you don't have an extra room with a bed. When you are on your date: "So, what's your name anyway?" "Jason Parker." "Oh cool, my name's Dan." "Let's play!!!" "Okay, but I don't bet." "Fine with me." Order a beer for your buddy and you. Pretend to take sips for the effect. Every once and a while go to the bathroom, poor your beer into the toilet and claim you finished it on the way there, and order another. When he gets so fucking drunk he can't talk correctly or is already blacked out, put him in your car and race home. Do whatever you want with your cop. (This is what I did:) I slung him over on the couch. I removed all of his clothing to reveal a smooth awesome body. He had a six pack, bulging arms and legs, and a washboard chest. I left his briefs on, so I would not get distracted from his chest. I did things from pinching nipples to licking abs to everything. If he wakes up, there's no chance he'll get away if you tied him up after you took his clothes off. I sucked on his balls, and played with his dick, everything my heart desired. Then I waited till he fell asleep. And put him in his underwear, and then a robe. I took him to the extra room, and then wiped everything, and I mean EVERYTHING up. NO TRACES THAT ANYTHING HAPPENED. When he wakes up, tell him that he was too drunk to drive or talk, so you took him to your house. Tell him that you gave him a robe and he put it on and wanted to sleep, so you took him to the guest room. Tell him that he was making loud noises all night, but it didn't really bother you. Suggest that he MAY have had a nightmare. Feed him breakfast, and send him on his way. Videotaping is a good idea for extra fun. NEVER DO THE SAME COP TWICE, OR IT WILL BECOME SUSPICIOUS.