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The Boys Next Door

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All the neighbors complained when the three young men moved in the apartment across the hall from mine. The cry went up that the newcomers would play loud music and keep everyone in the building awake with their comings and goings. Everyone complained but me. I knew three good looking hunks when I saw them, and these guys were beautifully built. I studied them carefully as they carried in furniture, boxes of belongs, and stacks of books and records. They had stripped down to their shorts, and I longed to lap up the sweat that ran down their well developed chests and bulging arms. I could not believe my good luck. I would get to see these guys coming and going every day! I decided to offer them some help with the moving. No one has friends on moving day, and I wanted them to know that I was their friend. Each one smiled warmly in appreciation, and soon I too had taken off my shirt and was sweating in the heat. The three were younger than I by about five years. They were in their third year in a near by community college. It took me no time to learn their names and what they were studying. Frank was an engineer student from a small town in the rural part of the state. Rob was a business major from a small city about a hundred miles away. Jeff was an English major from a large city in the middle of the state. Of the three, Jeff really caught my eye. His build told he had been on the wrestling team in high school. And although he wore big glasses, when he took them off and looked straight into my eyes, I almost dropped the box I was carrying. He was the sexiest looking of the three, but none of them would I have kicked out of bed. As soon as all their things were in the apartment, we sat down to take a break. Frank complained that they had not thought to buy beer. Hardly had he spoken than I was getting a six pack from my apartment. The three smiled warmly as I handed them the beer, and I felt Frank's smile was on the knowing side. Had he already figured me out? Did he so soon know that I was dying to get into their pants? We drank deeply of our beer, and when Frank began speaking, I felt sure he had my number. "Where are the girls around here? We three fellows are going to need some action. We can't study all the time," he said looking at me. My heart skipped a beat. His message was clear enough. Thanks for the help moving us in, but no thanks to anything sexual. We are real men, and we want our pussy. "I'm afraid I can't help you in that area," I said and paused before adding, "In love and war, it's every man for himself." "Well, where do you get yours?" Frank asked with almost a snarl. "I'll gladly lend you a hand with moving or a beer to drink," I said with a laugh, "but don't ask me to tell you my sex secrets." "Why not?" asked Frank in a most unfriendly tone. "What kind of secrets do you have?" "Lay off, Frank," said Jeff pleasantly but firmly. Frank took another swallow of beer, and I felt very uncomfortable and wanted to retreat. I started to stand. Rob said I should not leave. I said I had to go, but before I could move Jeff stood and put his hand on my shoulder and firmly pushed me back to the box I was sitting on. "You haven't told us the things we really need to know about," Jeff said with his penetrating smile. "Like the best grocery stores, the laundry-mats etc." As I started filling them in on the neighborhood, the tension caused by Frank began to ease, and soon we were telling jokes and opening more beers. When I finally left, they all shook my hand and thanked me for the help and the beer. I thought for sure Jeff's handshake was stronger than the others, but I was afraid to look straight into his eyes. When I tried to release his hand, I realized that he was holding on to me and forcing me to look him in the face. I almost melted when I did. This twenty-one year old, blond hair, blue eyed youth had a powerful stare that moved right to your insides. All my muscles went weak, and it's a wonder I did not fall down right in their messy living room. "You didn't tell us what kind of work you do," said Jeff. "I'm an English lit teacher at in the local high school," I said weakly. "English is my Major. If I need any help, are you available for tutoring?" "Sure," I answered thinking this guy was too sharp to need help from anyone. "You'd better find out what he charges," said Frank darkly. I said there would be no charge for friends. As I was closing the door, I saw Frank rubbing his crotch with a sneer. When I got in my apartment, I decided to lay low for a while. They might have my number, but I didn't have to confirm their suspicions with overt acts of friendliness. Christ! What kind of world is it where you are afraid to be kind to your neighbors? Several days later, Rob knocked on my door one afternoon at four thirty. He had a cup in his hand and wanted to borrow some flour. He readily took a cup of coffee when I offered it, and I soon learned about the three's living arrangement. They took turns doing the household chores. One would cook for several days, one would clean up the house, and one would do nothing. This was Rob turn to cook. As we sat around talking, he kept glancing at my apartment and complimenting me on how it looked. Finally, I realized he was hinting to see it all. I invited him to see the other rooms. Like his, my apartment had a master bedroom, a smaller bedroom, and a bath and a half. I wondered what their sleeping arrangement was, but I was afraid to asked. When Rob saw my king-size bed, he gave away their sleeping situation. "That's what we need," he said. He went on to say they had a double bed in one room and a single bed in the other. As with the house chores, they took turns sleeping in the room with single bed which meant two of them were always sleeping together. Rob said that he hated it when it was his turn to sleep with Frank. I timidly asked why, and he told me that Frank was a rough sleeper and that sometimes he -Rob- would wake up and find Frank on top of him. "I sure would hate to be a women in bed with that big...," Rob paused and I could tell he was looking for another word to replace the one he started to use, "..bastard." As we looked through the rest of my apartment, I began to get the feeling that Rob had come to spy me out. When he saw my VHS, he wanted to know if I had any dirty movies. I told him I usually rented them. He kept pressing to find if I had any films at all. Finally, I told him I had only one that someone had given me. He wanted to see it. I told him there was not time, and he said just let him see the cover. By now I was developing a strong attraction to this young man and would do about anything he requested. I opened a drawer and pulled out the video tape. On the cover were two men and one woman with little to cover their nudity. "Damn! I bet this is a hot one," Rob said instinctively touching his crotch. I told him we could look at it one night, and as I spoke I was stealing glances at a large bulge in Rob's pants. Just then a sharp knock at the door broke our individual thoughts. As I turned to the door, I realized that Rob had left it ajar when he came in. Now standing in the door way was Frank with his usual snarl. "What you got there, roommate?" he asked pointing to the video in Rob's hand. "You're not planning to look at fuck films when you're supposed to be cooking my dinner are you?" Without a word I handed Rob the cup of sugar he had come after, and he handed me the tape. As they were leaving, I marvelled at Frank's ability to inflict guilt into any situation. I had a Sunday School teacher like that once. But apparently guilt givers come in all shapes and forms. A few days later I was surprised to find Frank standing at my door with an empty cup in his hand. "Sugar?" I asked as coolly as I could. "No," he said very friendly, "I'm making brownies and it calls for two eggs. We don't have any." When I asked why the cup, he hesitated and finally admitted that he hated to break eggs and asked if I would do it for him. As I was cracking the eggs, Frank groaned. I asked why he did not like eggs, and he told me with a shudder that he didn't like anything slimy. I asked about raw oysters, and he said they made him puke. With a bit of malice, I reminded him that oysters would put lead in his pecker. He said he didn't need help in that department. Then with a hand to his crotch and in hoarse whisper said, "Like I told you that first day, I'm still looking for some action." For a split second I wanted to put my hand on that bulging crotch, but sanity took over, and I brushed the opportunity aside. Surely this was his way of putting me on trial. Had I fallen for his ploy, he would have called me a faggot and run to tell his roommates that he had been right all along. Fuck him, I thought as I handed him two eggs broken in his cup. Instead of leaving, he asked to look at the video tape that I had shown Rob. I got it for him, and he looked at it intently and shamelessly gave me a profile of his erected dick. He was really hung, but I refused to give in. It was a trap. I took the tape from him and promised that maybe he and his roommates could all come over and look at it sometime. I counted on the safety in numbers. But Frank actually looked hurt as he left my apartment. Or was it a look of confusion? He had been so cock sure (I love that expression) that I was after his dick. Maybe my sending him packing was a disappointment or a blow to his ego. Funny, I would have given anything to have blown that big dick of his, and all I blew was his ego. The next night at ten o'clock, I opened my door to find Jeff. "What? No cup?" I asked. "I want to borrow something larger than a cup," he said with a smile. "I need a place to sleep tonight." Quickly and, I hope, calmly, I threw open the door. Jeff explained that it was his week to share the bed with Frank and that Frank's girl friend from back home was there for the night. "Rather than sleeping on the floor, I thought I'd take a chance on your letting me sleep with you," he said with that smile and penetrating look that forbad anyone to say no. Certainly, I didn't. I told him to give me a hand making up the guest bed, but when we went into my room to get the sheets, he saw my king size bed, and asked why bother with the other bed. Mine was bigger than he was used to unless I minded sleeping with him. When I told him I didn't mind at all, I must have given away the whole truth about my desire for him. He went to the far side of the bed and took off his glasses and nailed me with one of his bedroom looks. Next he slipped out of his tee shirt and waited for me to take off my shirt. I did so. Next he took off his shoes and sox. I followed his lead undressing piece by piece, but I could not take my eyes off his beautiful face and captivating eyes. Soon we were down to our underpants. He slipped his off with ease, and I almost stumbled taking mine off, for the first glance at his huge soft dick swinging below a bush of blond pubic hair was nearly more than I could take. "Get in bed," he ordered softly, and I willingly obeyed. In the few seconds it took me to get in bed, his dick had risen considerably. When he climbed in bed, he kept climbing until he was sitting astride my chest, and I was eye balling one of the most delicious looking dicks I had ever seen. "Go for it," he said in a tone that was at once both sweet and demanding. I did not have to be told twice. I slurped that lovely dick right down as far as I could take it. Instantly, it was rock hard, and I began maneuvering for a better sucking position. I took his dick out and replaced it with his huge, warm balls. He sighed deeply as I sloshed his balls one at a time in my mouth. When I came up for air, I reached for the drawer in my bedside table. "What you getting?" he asked. "A condom," I said. "No need," he informed me. "I'm practically a virgin. I only had one girl in high school, and we always used a rubber." "No guys?" I asked. "You're my first. Let's make it good, okay?" he said softly, and with these word he lifted my head and inserted his dick into my willing mouth. And as I sucked on that wonderful dick, I knew for a certainty that he was telling me the truth about his virginity. In no time he was pumping his dick as far down my throat as I could take it. Soon he warned me that he was about to cum, and I sucked harder to encourage him. What a wonderful load it was. Hot, sweet, and plentiful. I took it all, and when he was finished, he nestled up in my arms and went to sleep. I could not even think of sleep. I lay there with that beautiful, manly youth -a fucking wrestler- in my arms wondering what I could possibly have done to please the gods for such a reward. During the night I awoke to feel a warm mouth on my cock. When I turned on the light, he looked up and smiled and went back to sucking on me. I knew by the way he sucked that he was indeed a virgin. I had to make several requests that he watch his teeth. After a while I stopped telling him. It was a sheer pleasure to be bitten by one so beautiful. "Hey," he said taking my dick from his mouth, "I can't believe this. I am about cum without even touching my dick." I told him it happened that way with guys. Quickly I got our dicks together, and he beat us off using his two hands around our dicks. When our cums had stopped shooting and was still flowing over our dicks and balls, he said he had never realized that sex could be so good with another human being. I promised him that he had only just begun and that I could show him a lot more. He smiled and said he was willing. With that he curled up in my arms a second time, and with our wet dicks touching, we went back to sleep. In the morning I heard him slip out of bed and head for the bathroom. I went to the kitchen and fixed coffee and wondered what kind of "morning after" thoughts Jeff was having. When I heard the shower running, I got a towel and went into the bathroom. "Here's a towel," I yelled over the noise of the shower. "Thanks," he said. I wanted him to say something else, but I didn't know what. As I was going out the bathroom door, he yelled, "Hey, Mike, do you have that dried cum all over you dick and balls?" When I told him I did, he asked me to join him in the shower and we could washing each other off. Jesus, did I get in that shower in a hurry! Drying off in my bedroom he told me he thought something was probably wrong with him. I thought, Oh no. Here comes the guilt shit. I told him nothing was wrong with him, and he asked, "If nothing is wrong with me, why is my dick hard all the time?" I told him it was made that way for people like me who like to take the lead out of other guy's peckers. He laughed and taking his huge meat in both hands asked, "You want to take some out of me right now?" Within the minute I had him propped up on pillars in my bed, and I was between his legs sucking everything in sight. In no time he shot a copious load of cum down my throat. After I had swallowed it all, I looked up into those beautiful blue eyes and I almost cried when he said gently, "Thanks." We looked at each other for a minute without saying a word while his dick grew soft and fell on my face. He broke the silence by asking, "What else you got to teach me?" I asked if he was really ready, and when he said yes, I lifted his legs and licked the underside of his balls getting very close to his clean ass hole. He lifted his legs higher and offered me anything I wanted. At that point, I felt we both knew what we wanted, but I stopped licking him long enough to roll him over on his stomach. Then I began licking first one check of his ass and then another. Each time I switched to the other cheek, my tongue came closer to the center and that dark hole that awaited my attention. When I was within an inch of his hole, Jeff began moaning and moving his whole body on the bed. Finally, he reached around with his hands and pulled wide opened his ass checks revealing to me a hairless hole that was already opening itself and inviting my tongue to invade it. I paused just long enough to inflict Jeff with the anxiety of anticipation. Then I plunged my tongue deep into his ass. As I did, he rose up off the bed and forced his ass into my face. Next he got on his hands and knees and pushed his ass into my face and moved up and down. I felt as if my mouth was on a bucking horse, but I was determined not to lose him, and he sure seemed determined to stick with me. After about three minutes of the wildest face fucking I had ever had, he turned and put his arms around me and flipped me over in the bed. For a moment I thought he had gone wild, but then I realized I had just been thrown to the mat by a wrestler. Before I could get up, he climbed up on my face and pushed his ass right down on my mouth and began rubbing it and yelling for me to stick my tongue in deeper. I had so much of his sweet ass in my mouth that I could hardly breath. After a few minutes of that he quickly got off me and said, "Come on. You know what we have to do next. Let's do it." I knew exactly what was next. I told him to lie on his back. As he got ready, I reached for a lubricant, but he shook his head. "No grease," he said, "just you and me." "Okay, Jeff, no lubricant," I said, "but you might as well learn from the beginning to do it right, and doing it right means using a condom." As I pulled the rubber over my enlarged dick, I added truthfully, "I have been with other guys." He nodding his head understandingly, and I lifted his legs and gave him once last tonguing before putting my hard dick into his virgin ass. I was easy. After all, I have a big dick, and it was his first time. However, he took it like a sport, and soon I was throwing him all I had and he was asking for more. What a sight I had. His beautiful face looking up at me with lust, his muscular body soaking up my hard dick. I leaned over and suck on his tits, and he almost cried with joy. "I am going to cum," he whispered. I told him that I was too, and just as we both reached our climax, our mouths came together in a deep and longing kiss. When I pulled out of him, he pulled me up on his chest, and I could feel his warm cum sticking us together. "Guess what," he said. "Next time you get the bottom." I told him it suited the shit right out of me, and I asked if Frank's girl friend would be spending another night. He said she was and he sure hoped he could find someone to take him in again. No problem, I said. Jeff spent the rest of the day with his roommates and Frank's girl friend. In the afternoon they invited me over for drinks. I had a hard time being so near Jeff, and tried not to look at him, but he was the same easy going, self assured athlete. He asked me about my work, background, and schooling just as if we have not spent the previous night fucking our eyeballs out. Once when no one was looking, he winked wickedly. Frank was unusually kind. He made none of his usual petty remarks. His girl was the typical, uninteresting yuppie. I could not help but wonder as we sat with our drinks talking quite properly if she had gagged on that big dick of his. I suspected that she had not even taken it in the mouth. In fact, she looked so straight, I was surprised she even slept with him. Maybe she just gave him a hand job. I was so busy hoping that Frank had had a miserable sexual experience, that I almost missed a question he directed at me. "I hope you didn't mind having Jeff stay with you last night. He behaved, didn't he?" asked Frank with faked innocence. "I did not mind, and I can't tell you if he behaved." I said. "Whatever he did, he did in the other bedroom." "Oh? I thought maybe you two would sleep in that big bed of yours," said Frank with a more of his faked innocence. Before I could answer, Frank's girl spoke up, "Don't be silly, honey, guys don't sleep together in the same bed." Apparently, Miss Proper did not know the the sleeping arrangement of the three. Hadn't she noticed that there were only two beds, a double and a single? I decided it was my turn to get in a little malice. "Some guys do," I said taking another drink. This caused a conversational pause that couldn't be gapped. I made my excuses and went home. Jeff saw me to the door and asked in a voice that all could hear if I was sure I didn't mind him sleeping in my spare bedroom again. I also speaking for the benefit of the others said it was no problem and that all three of them were welcome to use the room whenever there was a need. Then to add to the innocence of our relationship, I gave Jeff a spare key in case he came in after I had retired. I thought it was a nice touch since nothing would put me to sleep until I slept in his arms. I was lying in bed grading English themes when I heard him unlock the door and come in. My heart skipped a beat. I was speechless. He came in the bedroom and said nothing. I wondered if he was having second thoughts about sex with me. Neither of us spoke. We just looked at each other. Finally, he reached over and pulled the sheet off my naked body. Still no words were spoken. Slowly and deliberately he began to undress. First, he pulled off his tee shirt revealing that muscular, wrestler's chest. He sat down on a chair to take off his shoes and sox. Then he stood to unfasten his jeans. He tried to let them fall to his ankles, but because of an enormous erection, he had to pushed them past his crotch. Then he just stood there with his pants around his ankles and his dick pointing straight at me. I knew what he wanted. It was my turn to get fucked, but I really wondered if I could take that huge piece of meat. I had never had one that b ig. But when I looked in his eyes, my fears and anxieties melted. Jeff could do wonders with his eyes. One soulful look from those blue eyes, and my asshole relaxed and began to itch for him to fuck me. He came to the edge of the bed. Still neither of us had spoken. I rose up on my elbow and took the head of his dick into my mouth and tongued it good. He moaned softly, and while I was still sucking his cock, he leaned over and opened the bedside table. I could hear him taking out the lubricant and a package of condoms. I sucked him harder and thought thank god he is going to use a lubricant. The night before he had insisted I fuck him with just my spit, but then I had eating his ass to the point it was ready for anything. I sucked deeper when I felt Jeff's hand on my ass. He pulled open the cheeks, and I felt a well lubricated finger slip into my ass. I moaned in pleasure, and I knew that I wanted his dick in me more than anything else. Suddenly, a thought struck me, and I jumped up and crawled to the other side of the bed and turned to face him. On my hands and knees I said in a firm voice, "You want my ass, don't you? Well, Mr. High School Wrestler, I'm not giving it to you." A look of confusion crossed Jeff's face. "If you want it, you're going to have to take it," I said. Now Jeff smiled broadly, and said, "That ass belongs to me." I told him to come get it, and in a flash he was on me. I had never wrestled before, but I was learning fast. I put up a struggle, but my efforts were nothing for Jeff. In no time he had me on my back with my shoulders penned to the bed for the count of three. Next he flipped over on my stomach and pulled my right arm up behind my back and sat on my butt. He pushed on my arm until I felt the pain and then asked, "Whose asshole is this?" Quickly, I told him it was his. He released my arm and stretched out on my back with his mouth to my ear and his hard dick up against my ass. He whispered, "You want me to fuck you? Tell me!" I begged him to fuck me. "You got to help me do something," he whispered again. "What?" With a laugh he said,"Help me with this damn condom." We sat up and faced each in bed, and he let me roll the condom over his huge dick. God! he looked sexy with that rubber on. I remembered how I hated it when I first started using condoms, but now they have become a real turn on. The sight of a rubber on a hard dick causes my ass to juice up and get ready for action. It was not an easy entry, but I was determined not to stop him orslow him down. It was his first piece of male ass, and I wanted it to be good for him. I knew it would be good for me. He wanted me on my stomach which is not my favorite position when being fucked by a giant cock. When I'm on my back, I can always wiggle away from the full force of a pounding dick, but when I'm on my stomach, there is nowhere to go. Being a wrestler, Jeff wanted his man penned beneath him, and pen me to the bed he did. I soon realized I was right about why Jeff wanted me on my back. Fucking did remind him of wresting. I began to wondered if his mind was on wrestling me or fucking me. Well, of course, he was fucking me. That pole of a dick kept reminding me of that fact. But I also had the feeling he was both wresting and fucking every guy he had been to the mat with. I asked him who his favorite wrestling buddy was in high school, and he said a guy name Phil. Then he started fucking me harder, and while he fucked, he put his arms under mine and his hands behind my neck. I assumed it was some kind of wrestling hold. Then he drove his dick to the hilt in my ass. In that position, I was helpless to do anything except take every inch of it. I had a feeling I knew what was going through his mind, so I asked him how he would like to be fucking his buddy Phil right now. He moaned and said nothing but by the increase of his pounding dick in my ass, I knew I had been right. Jeff was in bed with me, but he was fucking his high school buddy. Yet I didn't care. After all, I was getting the pleasure of feeling that big dick, not some friend from the past. By the time he reached his climax, I was about to blow a load too. As soon as he had finished, he withdrew and turned me over and grabbed my dick and pounded it to until flying shots of my cum hit me on the chin. Then without a word, he leaned over and kissed me deeply on the mouth. I could feel my wet cum joining our touching chins. Still leaning over me, he put his head next to mine on the pillar and sobbed. I asked him what was wrong, but he continued to sob for about a half minute. Then he raised his head and looked at me with tears in those beautiful eyes. "You were right. I was thinking about Phil," he said pausing. "All those years we wrestled. I wanted to... I think we both wanted to. I hope you don't mind." "Why should I mind?" I asked taking a tear from his eye on my finger and putting into my mouth. "Because this was my first time, and it should have been with you, not him," he explained. "It was with both of us, and I'm glad you shared with me your thoughts," I said truthfully. For a second I wondered how many times I had fucked or gotten fucked with my mind or or the other guy's mind on someone else. At least here was someone who was honest about his thoughts, and that made the act even more intimate. "Let's get a shower together," he said getting up. "And next time, I promise that my thoughts will all be on you." I said it was a deal, and as I got in the shower with him, it came to me that I had just had the best fuck of my entire life and was due for another from this hunky, good looking wrestler. Sunday night Frank's girl friend went, and Jeff had no excuse for spending the night with me. We had a hard time seeing each other alone, and he finally resorted to calling me on the phone from school. He could never seem to get away from his roommates. Wednesday he came over, and while we were discussing whether or not we could get by with a fast fuck in bed, there was a knock at the door. Both his roommates were there. I felt sure they were checking up on us. Quickly, I told them I was just about to call and invite them over for popcorn. Rob suggested we look at a fuck film and my VHS. So I popped the corn, and put on a straight fuck film that I usually show to my straight friends or the to guys I'm trying to seduce. It was a boring party. After a few comments, none of the roommates said anything. I noticed that all three had hardons. I also noticed that Frank kept cutting his eye both toward me and Jeff. I figured he suspected something, but it had to be all guessing on his part. Jeff and I hardly look at one another throughout the film. When it was over, I told them I had papers to grade and that had studying to do. As they stood to leave, I saw each was still sporting a hardon. Jeff and Rob tried to cover theirs up, but Frank made his very obvious and then said something that surprised me. "Hey, that made me real horny. Who do I sleep with tonight? Oh, yeah, Rob. How about giving me a little bit tonight?" he said slapping Rob on the back."You just stay on your side of the bed, Frank," said Rob. "Beside, you had your woman all weekend." "Hell, that's history. Anyway, she wouldn't even..." Frank paused and then obviously changed his words, "she wouldn't even begin to take care of all I got to give." So saying, he pushed forward his crotch which still showed a fairly good size piece of meat trying to break lose. "What he means," said Rob to me," is that she still won't give him any head." "Fuck you" said Frank. "Come on! Let go home," said Jeff. "Mike doesn't need to hear all this bullshit. He hears it all day from his students." "Yeah," said Frank, "but they are little high school pricks. We are big..." "College pricks," said Jeff, and everyone but Frank laughed. As they left, Frank made a point of being last, and as he was walking out he cupped his crotch and said to his buddies in a way that I knew was for my benefit, "Well, I'm still looking for someone to swing on this and I don't care who it is." I couldn't deny that I was a lot more attracted to Frank than the first time I met him. He had gone from belligerent to caustic to almost flirting. I guess he just didn't know how to out and out ask someone to suck his dick. Poor Rob, I thought. He has to sleep with Frank tonight. At eleven I was just finishing grading the last paper when I heard a light knock on the door. I knew at once that it was Jeff sneaking away from his roommates. I rushed to the door withoutanything on. I pulled it open enough to see out, and there stood Rob. Before I could stop him, he pushed the door open, came in, and closed it behind him. And there we stood, me naked and him fully clothed. I had not turned on the lights, and it took him a few moments to see that I was naked. My mind was racing for reasons when he said, "I bet you thought I was Jeff." "Let me get my robe," I said without answering his question. Going to the bedroom would give me time to collect my thoughts, but he surprised me by following me and watching me put on my robe. "Jeff taught you that, didn't he?" he asked. "Taught me what?" I asked with my heart pounding. I was cursing myself for messing around with someone so near home. How would we ever get out of this? "Taught you to run around the apartment nude. He's always doing that and telling us that we are candy asses and ashamed of our dicks and all kind of shit like that." "Well, in my apartment I feel I can do what I want," I said somewhat cooling off. "Yeah, that's what Jeff says." "How about you? Do you run around nude in your apartment?" I made boldly to ask. "Sometimes," he said slowly, "but only if Frank's not there." "Why is that?" I asked feeling better by the minute. "Frank is too grab ass for me." I couldn't believe Frank to be the grab ass type, but then my image of Frank was changing for the better. Rob went on to say that he was wondering if he might take me up on sleeping in my apartment. He said he just was not up to sleeping with Frank. I told him it would be fine and that he could help me make the guest bed. "Oh, you don't have to go to that much trouble," he said. "Well, you certainly don't want to sleep on a bed without any sheets on it," I said paternally. "No, I was thinking I could sleep here in your bed. It's plenty big for both of us, if you don't mind," said Rob without ever once looking at my face. I am glad he didn't, because I was in shock. Was he coming on to me? "Hey, do you mind if we look at that film?" he asked. "Not the one you showed tonight. The other one with the two guys and a girl." I mumbled yes, and then he blew my mind away. He started undressing. He took everything off, and I saw standing before me a beautiful young man with a runner's body and a semi hard, long dick swinging between his legs. "You said it was okay to go naked in your apartment, didn't you," he asked with childlike innocence. "Of course," I muttered looking at him from head to toe. He stood just long enough for me to get a good look and then started for the living room calling over his shoulder for me to take off my robe. I practically tore it in half getting out of it. I got the film started on the VCR and the popcorn in the Microwave. Rob was sitting on the sofa and I on a lazy boy recliner. The movie was in the introductory stage which meant all the characters still had their clothes on. "Do they both fuck her?" he wanted to know. "Of course." "I mean at the same time," he explained. I told him everybody would fuck everybody, and he seemed pleased by the answer. I went after the popcorn, and when I got back, Rob patted the place by him on the sofa and told me to sit by him so we could both reach the popcorn. By then the movie was getting to a steamy session, and I could not help but notice that Rob's dick was responding. Sitting beside him made it a awkward to steal glances at his rise cock. I tried to see it every time I reached for popcorn, and always caught me looking. When the guys started messing with each other in the movie, he really started getting hot. His dick was not large around, but it was a monster in length. Just the kind that slips all the way down the throat with ease. Finally, I mentioned that he really had a big dick. He stared at mine and said I did too. I was just at the point of reaching for his dick when he asked if I had seen that movie where the guy put his dick through the bottom of a popcorn cup so that his girl got a feel of his dick when she went for popcorn. I had seen the film. He said he always wanted to try that and did I have any large paper cups. As a matter of fact, I had some large plastic drink cups that would serve the purpose. I got one for him, and he pushed the bottom out, stuck his dick in it and filled it with popcorn. "Do you want someone to reach for the popcorn?" I asked willingly. "No," he said with a wicked smile, and I was crestfallen until he added, "I want someone to eat the popcorn." I set a world record getting on my knees in front of him. I started eating the popcorn from around his dick, but could not wait. I pulled off the cup sending popcorn flying, and before the last piece hit the floor, his dick was out of sight down my throat and his whole body was responding in ecstasy. He draped him legs across my back and ran both hand through my hair. He whispered that it was the first time he had ever had his entire dick in someone's mouth. I gave it a few plunges to the hilt and then started licking his balls. I asked if the girls couldn't take it all. After a pause, he told me he had never gone all the way with a girl and then quickly asked that I not tell his roommates he was a virgin. Just before going back to his dick, I asked if anyone else had ever sucked him. He said only his best buddy in high school. They used to do it after track practice. I sucked a while longer before asking my next question. Was it mutual with his buddy? He didn't answer. Instead, he stood up and gently pushed me back on the carpet. He sat beside me and ran his hands over my chest and stomach. Then he took hold of my dick, looked at it for a moment, and leaning over, took it in his mouth. I almost cummed on the spot. He couldn't take it all. I didn't expect him to, but he sure sucked dick better than Jeff. I could tell he had had some experience. After a minute I pushed around so that I could reach his dick, and we stretched out on the floor and got into a sixty nine position. In no time he was pumping a hot load of salty cum down my throat. I wondered if it was the cum or the popcorn that caused the salty taste. Before I could shoot, he pulled away from my dick. I figured I had missed my chance. But he told me he didn't want me to cum yet. He had other plans. At that point I was more than willing f or him to take charge, and take charge he did. "I gotta pissed," he said heading for the bathroom. "Don't do anything until I get back." I lay there with a stiff dick and listened to him pissing. Then I heard him open my medicine cabinet and wondered what he was up to. Soon I saw him coming down the hall with a tube of lubricant in one hand and a pack of condoms in the other. "What are these for?" he asked with a sheepish grin. When I told him they were play things, he said, "Maybe we ought to play with them." "Whatever you like," I said wondering if this was a dream. "I like the way you suck," he said matter of factly, and sat down on my chest and flopped his semi soft long dick in my face. I took it at once. God, but I love sucking a soft dick after it has shot a load. But it was not soft for long. With the encouragement of my tongue and lips, it regained its stiffness. When it was fully hard, he began gently to face-fuck me pushing his long narrow dick all the way down my throat. After a while he pulled it out and laid it across my nose and between my eyes. I was lick its underside as he moved up enough to lower his balls in my mouth. "I love your mouth," he said in a husky voice of sexual excitement. "What else do you like to suck?" I figured that was an open invitation. I put my hands on his ass cheeks and spread them open. When I felt his glory hole, I was surprised to find it already lubricated. "Want some of that?" he asked still in that husky voice of aroused passion. Without a word I pushed him off me and turned him over on his back, and reached for a condom. As I was putting it on, he said he was not sure he could take it all but that he would try. But I knew that his ass was mine, all of it. When I was ready to mount him, he turned over on his stomach and pushed his ass up in the air. It is not my favorite position, but I thought maybe it would be fine for starters. When my dick touched his ass, he stiffened up. I told him to relax as I pushed first one finger and then another into his tight hole. "Go for it," he told me. I pressed my dick into him an inch and then paused. He breathed heavily but said nothing. I figured he was no virgin to ass fucking. "Did your track buddy get some of this?" I asked pushing my dick in another inch. He said yes and pushed back on my dick taking another inch. After that I couldn't talk for the pure enjoyment of his ass. It seemed to grabbed every part of my dick and suck it up into his beautiful body. On my knees I was soon pounding my meat completely into his willing asshole, and he was meeting my every thrust gladly. I had to slow down. I wanted it to last. I pulled out and told him to follow me to the bedroom. As we were walking down the hall, he said he had never been to bed with a man. He said his buddy and he used to do it after school in the locker room, in the car, or wherever they could find a private place. He got on the bed and again raised his ass dog fashion. I told him I was going to show him a new way and turned him over on his back. He looked puzzled until I raised his legs over my shoulders. He made a little gasp as I pressed my hard cock completely up his ass. Before he could say anything, I lowered my mouth on his and kissed him. He didn't respond, and knowing the answer, I asked if his buddy and he ever kissed. "No," he said, "but I think I like it." And with those words, he pressed his mouth against mine. With my dick completely up his ass on one end and my tongue down his throat on the other end, I was in bliss! In no time I was unloading my cum in a fireworks orgasm. As I was shooting my last drops, I grabbed his dick. He yelled that he was cumming, and just in time I lowered my mouth onto its head and caught it. I had to know if it was the popcorn or his cum that was so salty. It was the popcorn. This load of cum was deliciously sweet. We showered together and curled up and slept in each other's arms. Once during the night I awoke and wondered about his roommates. One of them I had been to bed with. Would each find out about the other? Would that cause a problem? And what about Frank? What would we do about him? As it turned out, they were questions that would answer themselves within the week. In the mean time, I went back to sleep in the arms of a beautiful youth whom I had truly made love to. After one weekend with Jeff and then several nights with Rob, suddenly I had no one. They were busy with their college work and activities, and I had my school work: grading high school themes, going to sports events, and trying to act the role of a dedicated English teacher. After a few days, I was really getting horny. I caught myself looking at one of the husky school wrestlers and thinking of Jeff. What was going on across the hall? After a few more days, I began to think something was happening. Maybe Jeff and Rob suspected each other of going to bed with me. Maybe in a weak moment they both confessed, and then blamed it all on me. I could just hear them telling one another that I took advantage of them in a moment of passion. Or I got them drunk or something. Hell, the truth of the matter is that they both put the make on me. They had figured me out and came on to me. Friday at lunch I decided I had to make some kind of move. I would invited the three over for drinks or to look at another fuck film. That should do the trick. If they turned me down by making up some lame excuse, then I would know the whole thing was over. I was so nervous that I gave my classes free time for the rest of the day. I kept thinking how terrible it would be having to live across the hall from three people with whom I had an uncomfortable relationship. Damn it! I should have never gone to bed with someone so close at home. By four thirty I already had a couple of drinks and a slight buzz when I heard someone enter the apartment across the hall. It was now or never. I finished off my drink and went over and knocked on the door. Frank opened the door and stood behind it until he saw it who it was. Then he threw wide the door letting me see that he was half dressed. "I was about to get a shower," he said scratching his balls. When I said I would return later, he insisted I come in and have a beer. "I've been lifting weights at the gym," he explained. "Let me get a quick shower." He insisted I take my beer to his bedroom and wait for him to finish. In no time he was out of the bathroom with just a towel draped around his muscular body. He took his time dressing. I think he enjoyed showing off his stuff. And he had the stuff to show off! His dick was long even when soft, and he had larger balls than either of his roommates. I tried to make small talk while he took the towel and re-dried himself. He gave special attention to rubbing his balls and dick thus causing it to rise a little. It was hard to keep my eyes off that lovely piece of cut meat swinging between his legs. I did not want him to catch me looking at his long dong, and I could tell he kept trying to see if I was looking. After a while, I thought, What the hell? He knows anyway. Why should I try to hide it? When he finally put on his underpants, he did so right in front of the chair where I was sitting. I was practically eye level and just a few feet from a really great looking cock. Then he said he had put his underpants on backwards and took them off to give me another view. By then we both were into the game. His dick had a semi-erection, but neither of us verbalized what was going on. He just showed me his cock, and I looked. During this dressing and exhibition scene, I managed to tell him why I was there, namely to invite him and his roommates over for a drink and a movie on the video that evening. When he asked with a wink what movie I had to show, I told him innocently that I was planning to rent whatever movie they wanted to see. He immediately suggested we look at another of my fuck films. I said fine and told him to tell his roommates and be over around eight. As he walked me to the door, he put his arms around my shoulder and gave me some bullshit about being a good neighbor. Back in my apartment, I chided myself for giving in to staring at Frank's dick. It was true that he had me figured out, but I also had him figured out. Frank was a homophobic of the worst kind. I was sure that if I ever made a pass at him, he would scream his innocence in leading me on and most probably do me violence. If nothing else, he was sure to brag to his roommates that he had told them I was a faggot. I was going to have to keep Frank at a distance. So what if he had a weight lifter's body, a big dick, and lovely balls? At exactly eight o'clock, there was a knock on the door. Before opening it, I checked to make sure every thing was in order. Popcorn, beer, film in the video. Everything was in order. I walked slowly to the door with happy expectations of an evening with three beautiful youths. When I opened the door, Frank stood there alone with a sheepish grin on his face. I invited him in and asked if the others were on their way. He ignored my question and made for he popcorn and beer. I waited for him to settle on the sofa before asking again. He explained that both Jeff and Rob had college activities to attend that night. Then he said rather un-convincingly that he had forgot they would not be home when he accepted my invitation. "Am I still invited?" he wanted to know. I told him yes, and wondered how I was going to play his little game of queer bating all evening. "Let's look at a fuck film," he said going to the VHS. "Where do you keep the good one?" Before I could answer, he opened the cabinet beside the television and was looking over my collection of porno films. He pulled one out and said, "This looks interesting. I've never seen one of these. Can we look at it?" To my shock I saw he had an all male film. "Anything you want," I said. He slipped it in the VHS and turned on the television. The film showed two college football players after practice. They were alone in the locker room horsing around. Next they went to the shower together and played around some more. I had seen it several times and kept worrying about what Frank would say or do when the two got down to hard core action. The hell with it, I thought. After all, he was the one who chose it. As the two players were drying off, Frank said, "Hey, that reminds me of getting dressed in front of you this afternoon." "Yeah, but we didn't do what these two are about to do," I said trying to warn him of the direction the film was going. Frank glanced at me with a grin which I could not interpret. "That one guy has a great...," Frank paused and then said, "body." "Not as great as yours," I said before thinking. "I lift weights," said Frank. He's just an actor." His eyes were glued the screen when to my surprise, he said, "And look at that big dick he's got." "Not as big as yours," I said not caring this time. "Oh, mine isn't so big," said Frank in a tone that admitted the lie. I didn't say anything. I had gone as far as I dared. In silence we watched the actors who continued to towel off as their dicks grew larger by the second. "Do you really think so?" asked Frank, and then taking his eyes from the film and toward me, he added, "That my dick is big?" I assured him it was very big. He smiled and then looked back at the film for a few minutes. By this time the two athletes had dropped their towels and one had dropped to his knees and was sucking the other's cock. "God, I haven't had a blow job in a long time," Frank said with heavy breathing. "Not since your girl was here last week," I made bold to say. "Shit! She wouldn't suck dick. She didn't even want to fuck." By now Frank was shamelessly rubbing his cock, and I could easily see it was fully hard beneath his jeans."I thought sure she would have sucked you," I pressed. "No, she said it was too big. Hell, I hate to go through life missing blow jobs because it's too big," he said and without looking at me asked, "Do you think it's too big to get sucked?" "I don't really know since I haven't seen it," I spoke hardly able to breath. "You mind having a look at it and letting me know what you think?" he asked, unzipping his pants without waiting for me to answer. It was so hard, he couldn't get it out, and I suggested he lower his pants which he quickly did while walking over to stand in front of my chair. I almost fainted when I saw the whole thing standing hard and long before my face. "Well, what do you think? Is it too big for someone to suck?" he asked practically pushing it into my face. "Shall I try and see?" I asked. "Go for it," he said, and without waiting grabbed my head and pushed my mouth onto his throbbing dick. What a dick to have pushed into your mouth! It was far too much to deep throat, but it was sure as hell fun trying a few times. But I quickly gave up that and went for putting a sucking on that huge cock head. I don't know when I have had such a prick to suck on, and I really don't think I've ever had anyone who apparently enjoyed it more. Frank was all motion. Not only was his cock flying in and out of mouth as fast as I could take it, but he was flexing his whole body. He would go up on his toes and them tighten his stomach muscles. He would run his hands through my hair and then lean over and rubbed my back, and with all this motion came a constant chatter of encouragement. "Suck it, buddy, Oh please suck it. I need it. God! That feels good. You're the best. Take all of my dick you want. It's yours, baby." His words alone about made me cum in my pants. I could feel juice running out of my cock. About that time, he made a loud sound, and yelled, "Jesus! I'm cummng. I'm really cumming!" And cum he did. It was like a geyser erupting in my mouth. It had to be the most cum I had ever had in my mouth -and out of my mouth. There was no way I could take it all, but I manfully tried. When he finished shooting, he did not pull away but left his softening dick in my mouth. As it grew smaller, I was able to take more of it until finally I had it completely down my throat. At this point Frank leaned down and playfully bit my ear and whispered, "Thanks, buddy. That was great." And with these words, he pull his dick from my mouth and throat and went back to the sofa. I was bone hard and hot as hell, but I also knew that this would be a critical time in dealing with Frank. I was wondering what his next action would be. I was prepared for a guilt trip or one of those "I have never done that before, but those films made me horny and I couldn't help my self." It's the straight's ploy of putting the blame on the other person. When he got to the sofa instead of pulling up his pants, he took them completely off and asked if the door was locked. I told him that it was, and he said that he was sorry he came so fast, but that he could easily go twice if I was interesting. Was I interested! He stretched out nude on my sofa and was the prettiest picture of male, masculine beautiful. "Come here," he told me. I was there in a flash. "Did you get off?" he asked. When I told him that I didn't, he said, "I like it when someone licks on me. Do you mind doing that? I mean, you don't think that's weird or anything." I assured him I didn't think it was weird, and in no time I was kneeling at the sofa and lapping up on his muscular chest. I was going good on his right nipple when I felt his hand rubbed against my dick. "Hey, you got a big one, too," he said. "Let's have a look at it." I pulled out my dick which was as hard as marble, and when I went back to sucking on his chest, I felt his big hand wrapped around my cock. Next he started jerking it. That did it. I raised up and told him I was cumming, and just before the first shots fired, I lowered my face into his crotch and rubbed it in his pubic hair and soft dick. When calm and sanity returned to my thinking, I wondered how much a mess I had made on the rug and sofa. I looked down, and he read my thoughts. "No, problem," Frank said. "I caught it all in my hand." And sure enough, I looked at that beautiful hand of his and found it full of my milky cum. He raised it and rubbed it on my chest, and then silently lifted it to my mouth and offered me a taste. I'm not one usually interested in tasting my own cum, but I couldn't refuse the sweetness of the moment with Frank. As I touched my tongue to his hand, he winked and said, "I hope you like the taste, because I'll have another load for you before the night is over. And he was as good as his word. Next time we did in my bed. Frank was not only good during sex but also afterwards. He was no bang, bang thank you, man fucker. We lay in bed and he told me all about himself. He said he had been mean toward me, because he always considered homosexual people weird. On his high school football team all the players talked about what sissies the gays were, but strangely enough, it was while he was on the football team that he started jerking off with his buddies. It was an off the field event. Is always started with individual masturbation, but it usually ended with mutual masturbation. Frank said he had jerked off and been jerked off by almost everyone on his high school football team. Frank would never consider sucking a dick, but since he and his football buddies had jerked each other off, he never minded getting me off with his hand. Truth to tell, he didn't have to do much. After sucking on him, I was ready to go in a second. It took just a few shakes of that big hand to get me to the stars. When I asked about why he had decided to change his attitude toward me, he said it was due to the girl who had spent the weekend with him. He had tried all weekend to get some head from her, but she refused. He decided then that he was crazy to turned down a steady blow job so near home. "You are going to be my steady cocksucker, aren't you?" Frank asked ruffling my hair. I didn't say a word but slowly slipped between his legs and slipped his dick into my mouth and closed my eyes as I felt his hand slip around my hardening dick. For next two years, the boys next door kept me in dick, and I kept them out of cum. The four of us never did it together. In fact, I never admitted to a one of them that I was sucking the other other two. I am sure the three all know what was going on, but they preferred to play it cool. Oh, by the way, which one turned out to be my very favorite? Which would you have chosen? I never had to choose as I had them all three every week.


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212 Gay Erotic Stories from Anonymous

$100 Bill

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15 Signs He Already HAS a Boyfriend

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A Bargain Parrot

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A Bargain Parrot

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A Big Beautiful Dick

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A Dream Come True

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A Dying Confession

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A Few Zen Thoughts...

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A Horse and A Chicken

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A Horse and a Rooster

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A John's Mother

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A Matter Of Economy

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A Note From Hell

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A Testament to Ineffective Communication

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Absolut

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Absolut

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After Hours

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Aku dan Mat Saleh

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An old, bearded shepherd, with a crooked staff, walks up to a stone pulpit and says... “And lo it came to pass that the trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she had been called Amazon Dot Com. And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why doth thou

And Your Profession is...

A shepherd is looking after his flock on the edge of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new BMW screeches to a halt next to him. The driver, a young man dressed in a Brioni suit, Cerrutti shoes, Ray-Ban glasses, and a YSL tie gets out and proposes to the shepherd. “If I guess how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?” The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at

And Your Profession is...

A shepherd is looking after his flock on the edge of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new BMW screeches to a halt next to him. The driver, a young man dressed in a Brioni suit, Cerrutti shoes, Ray-Ban glasses, and a YSL tie gets out and proposes to the shepherd. “If I guess how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?” The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at

Another First Time

It was a cold grey day; I was walking through the park towards the town centre when the first drops of rain started. It soon turned into a downpour, I rushed towards the nearest shelter, the doorway of the disused gasworks building just outside the park gates. I was not the only one who had made for shelter. As I entered the doorway, I saw that someone else was standing just

Army Sex

This is a true story about one of my *MANY* sexual encounters while stationed at Ft. Belvoir, VA. This is what goes on in the Army; Navy boys don't have all the fun. During first formation one day in early May, Top called for volunteers to take a lifeguard training course over at the post pool. I raised my hand and was chosen as one of the six to participate from

Art Project

Nena sat at the light table, tracing a complicated pattern. Tim couldn't keep his eyes away from her. She was a cute little Puerto Rican, 18 years old...not too much younger. He was almost 20. He couldn't stop watching the brightness of the table reflect onto her thin cotton white button down. He could see the faint impressions of her slightly stiffened nipples, pressing against her

As It Hits the Fan

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says "Wow! You must have had one hell of a day!" "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay." The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same Six double vodka drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just

At My Cottage

My cottage is on an island in one of the great lakes. The closest island to us is about 0.5 mile away, and rarely do boats pass by in the waterways around the island. I had invited two of my hottest guy friends up to my cottage for a weekend. I said it was just to relax and have fun or whatever, but didn't mention its location and the situation of no one in sight. None of us are

Back Rider

It had been a great day. Warm, dry and the traffic had been light. I had been riding for some seven hours now, but wasn't yet tired. The sun had just started to draw the evening curtains, and there was a faint hint of rain on the cooling twilight air. I was cruising along a quiet back road in Sussex on my BMW K100. I have been riding bikes since I was 16, that's 24 years now. I

Backstreet Orgy

This story involves m/m/m/m/m sex. If you are under 18 do not read it. It is not meant to imply anything about the sexual orientation of the Backstreet Boys. Once the concert ended, each of the Backstreet Boys went back to their private hotel rooms to sleep after the exhausting performance. After they were each tucked into their comfy beds, Brian's phone rang. He picked it

Bad Bust, Part 1

I am an only child. My parents are well-off. My Dad is cool. It was my Dad that hired my first hooker right after my 17th birthday. The nice girls I met didn't put out like the hookers. I enjoyed hiring hookers. I could treat them as rough as I wanted. I enjoy treating women rough. Every time me girlfriend left me sexually frustrated, I would find a hooker, and I would take it

Bad Bust, Part 4

One of them slapped me to keep me from passing out. I couldn't believe how that little cock could give so much pain. The cop fucked me brutally, his balls and body slammed into me with each down thrust. I felt like something was going to break. I could not get my mind to block the intense pain.. I knew my asshole was being stretched, and wondered if it would ever get back to

Bad Bust, Part 5

I was left alone for sometime before Jack returned. Jack said, "Well, not bad for $500.00 bucks. Not bad at all! I'm gonna have fun with you." I told him just to let me go and I would give him a lot more money then he had spent. He said, "Not a chance, kid. I am gonna to get more pleasure out of the pain I inflict on you then all the money in the world could buy." I

Bad Bust, Part 2

The usual disclaimer, if it's illegal for you to read this, don’t I kind of stood there in shock. I looked from one cop to the other, expecting this to be a joke. The cop in front of me, repeated "Play with my dick." He shoved a knee into my privates. I doubled over, the cop behind me reached between my legs, and grabbed my aching balls. He begin to tighten his

Bad Bust, Part 3

The handcuffs were frustrating me, I couldn't hear what the two cops were whispering about. The cop cum residue in my mouth was making me want to gag. I hid my nervousness as the cop that had raped my mouth pulled out a knife. All kinds of thoughts ran through my head. I almost sighed as he began to cut my shirt off. Soon, they had me naked. I ignored them as they were talking

Bad Bust, Part 6

I knew Jack's intentions, and I knew I couldn't reason with him. He turned the tat gun on, held its vibrating motor against my cock. My dick ignored the pain my mind felt, and begin to grow as the guns humming motor stimulated me. I had a full boner now, and Jack tied my dick off at the base tightly with some string. 'That will keep you hard,' he said. I couldn't look, I

Banking Woes

A guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a fu%#in' checking account" To which the lady replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?" "Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a fu#%in' checking account right now." "Sir, I'm sorry but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank!" The teller left the window and went over to the

Banking Woes

A guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a fu%#in' checking account" To which the lady replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?" "Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a fu#%in' checking account right now." "Sir, I'm sorry but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank!" The teller left the window and went over to the

Basketball Star Of The North

I thought everyone had left the locker-room at least an hour ago, but just before I turned off the light -- having completed my cleaning duties -- I made one last check and nearly gasped in astonishment: There, in a far corner of the room, lay Wally Szczerbiak, star player of the Minnesota Timberwolves. He was stark naked, his hands had been tied behind his back, and something had

Best Friends

Allen and I had been best friends for many years. We had done many things and cared for each other. I was 5'7" 135 pounds 19 years old at this time. I had brown hair and brown eyes. Allen was 18, 6'1" 175 and also had brown hair and brown eyes. We were both told we were good looking and had many girlfriends. Allen's girlfriend mentioned to me how horny he always was. I couldn't

Better Late Than Never

A ninety-year-old man lived in a rest home and got a weekend pass. He stopped in his favorite bar and sat at the end and ordered a drink. He noticed a seventy-year-old woman at the other end of the bar and he told the bartender to buy the lovely young lady a drink. As evening progressed, the old man joined the lady and they went to her apartment, where they got it on. ("The

Better Late...

An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her husband's sex drive. "What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor. "Not a chance", says Mrs. Murphy. "He won't even take an aspirin for a headache." "No problem," replies the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee, he won't even taste it. Try it and come back in a week to let me know how you got on." A week later

Big Bear Uncle

By wazzarello@cox.net I loved my great Uncle Roy. He was my maternal grandfather's youngest brother by adoption and, as such, was only thirteen years older than my father. Roy was by far, the most handsome man I have ever laid eyes on. He had never married and, although well educated, had devoted his entire adult life to the small farm he inherited from my great grandparents. The hard work

Birds!

A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says, “The parrot on the left costs 500 dollars". "Why does the parrot cost so much," asks the man. The shop owner says, "Well, the parrot knows how to use a computer". The man then asks about the next parrot to be told that this one costs 1,000 dollars because

Blond Holiday

This guy has a blond friend who can never seem to laid, so he decides to take him to New Orleans for a day of sin and frolic. He drops the blond off at his hotel, and tells him where all the best gay bars are in the French Quarter—literally a dozen to choose from, starting on Bourbon Street, like Pub on Bourbon, Parade Disco, Oz, etc. and informs him he is going to visit with an

Blondes

A blind guy who’s become rather intoxicated in a local gay bar, decides to make Himself known to his new found patrons, and announces loudly, “Hey, ya’ll wanna hear a really great blond joke?” The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The BARTENDER is blond, the BOUNCER is blond

Bobby Harriton's Gay Adventure, Part 1

"Damn traffic," Rob Harriton muttered as he got out of bed. It was 7:45 AM on Saturday and Rob had been looking forward to sleeping in. Rob's boyfriend, Harry Burns, turned over towards him. "Don't worry sexy," he whispered. "We can play some more." Harry rubbed his cock against Rob's naked body. Rob smiled as he kissed Harry, and sure enough they were soon having hardcore sex. They

Bobby Harriton's Gay Adventure, Part 2

Harry parked his truck a few miles away from the Harriton house. Telling Bobby to stay put, he went to the back of his truck. Harry lived in his truck. There was a small fridge, a small TV, and a bed in the living compartment. Also on the bed were the 3 sets of clothes Harry owned; when he wasn't in his truck working he was at the Harriton house, naked, so Harry didn't see the

Bobby Harriton's Gay Adventure, Part 3

"Ah, this is the life," Bobby Harriton said as he sat on the roof of the truck. His boyfriend, Harry, sat shirtless nearby. It was a very hot day. Harry was a trucker, and had made a delivery cross-country. It had taken him a week, and throughout Bobby had been with him… naked! Harry used to date Bobby's father Rob, and Bobby and Harry had been naked when Rob had caught them. They

Brown Elk

An Indian named Brown Elk walked into the saloon. He was a giant of a man with a six-shooter tucked into his belt, so no one dared ask why he was carrying a pail of manure in one hand and a small chicken in the other. "I'll have a whiskey," he told the bartender, and after downing the shot, Brown Elk ordered another. Then another. Finally, after his fourth drink, the Indian pulled

Campus Friends

While driving around on a large college campus, one is bound to see all sorts of people. This is what I was doing when I saw my friend, Johnny, for the first time. I was driving through the center of campus on my way back to my apartment after class. There were thousands of people walking to and fro because of the class break (I say thousands because I go to a large university in

Careful What You Say

An old man and woman were married for years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!" Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic because of the

Caught In The Act

This all happened quite a few years ago, when I was very much younger. I had just gotten my first job as a warehouseman in San Francisco, in the south of market area. I was real young, only about 22 then and always horny, had a perpetual hard-on, in fact, it was not unusual to jack off at least 3 or 4 times a day, sometimes more. One day, when the lunch hour rolled around I grabbed

Chatt

“smeker dig inåt låren” “känner hur bulan växer i min hand” “jag förflyttar handen innanför dina byxor, och grabbar ett stadigt grepp om den”... “sedan tar jag din nu hårda & styva kuk, och för in i min mun” “jag suger din kuk, långsamt till en början, sedan suger jag fortare och fortare” “känner doften och värmen av din stenhårda kuk” “Jag tar din kuk i min hand, och sätter

Cherry Turn Out, Part 1

At 18, I ended up in the Paulding County Jail. The first night I slept downstairs in a holding cell. The next day I was taken upstairs to a tank. The jail was small and relaxed. The tank I was put in consisted of four cells with four bunks and a toilet in each. There was a dayroom with a shower stall and a large steel table with a bench. The jail wasn't crowded, and the

Cherry Turn Out, Part 2

I was wondering if I was walking different, my asshole felt strange. None of the guys acted any different, the day was pretty much the same. Card playing, watching the Price is Right, the usual. The guys were getting drunk again. I was in my bunk reading when Mike stood at the cell opening. He had five packs of cigarettes in his hands and asked if he could spend the night. I

Cock-hungry College Boys

Jason stared at the brick building. It looked like any other college student's residence: big, imposing, functional. He hoped that college life on the inside was better than what it looked like from the outside. He checked the crumpled slip of paper again: Room 269-N. Jason stepped through the front doors of the residence building and was pleasantly surprised to find a lobby and

Commumication's Essential

A doctor gave a 92-year-old man a physical exam. A few days later he happened to notice the man walking down the street with his arm around a gorgeous young man and grinning from ear to ear. The next time he encountered the man, the doctor said, "You are really doing great, aren't you?" "Just doing what you said, Doc," the man agreed. "You said, 'Get a hot number and be

Communication's Everything

A doctor gave a 92-year-old man a physical exam. A few days later he happened to notice the man walking down the street with his arm around a gorgeous young woman and grinning from ear to ear. The next time he encountered the man, the doctor said, "You are really doing great, aren't you?" "Just doing what you said, Doc," the man agreed. "You said, 'Get a hot mamma and be

Confessional Humor

The newly ordained priest arrives at his first assignment and is getting settled in when the pastor asks him to take confessions on Saturday morning. To help him out, the pastor gives him a book with all possible sins, and suggested penances. So the young priest goes over to the church, goes into the box and begins hearing confessions. After the usual run, a voice from behind the

Construction Sign Language

Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language. He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods

Cowboy Meets Indian

There was once this cowboy, riding through the wild west. One day, off in the distance, he sees a small cloud of dust. So he rides his horse up to it, and finds its an Indian laying on the ground with his chop sticking out of his pants! The cowboy gets off his horse and asks, "What are you doing?", To which the Indian replies, "Me tell time! Penis acts as sundial." The cowboy

Creative Banking

This is reported to be an actual letter sent to a Bank in the US. The Bank thought it amusing enough to publish it in their newsletter: Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing the check with which I tried to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, some three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check, and the arrival in my account of the funds

Cruising In the Navy

After ten years in the Navy I'd learned a few things about cruising-or not cruising-on base, and how to figure out who was 'safe' to hit on. I'd seen enough guys get burned by the system and tossed out on their ass for being gay, that it sort of came as second nature, what I thought I could do and what was too hot to go near (or maybe just too fuckin' uptight...). Pissed me off,

Dan Pastorini Of The Houston Oilers

***The following fantasy is a work of fiction*** Rick called me just before midnight. "Get over to the hotel," he said. "Room 1470. I've got a client who wants a show." "I'm pretty tired," I told him. "Think I'll skip this one." "You don't want to skip this one," he said. "Lots of money?" I asked. "Lots of cock," he replied. "The client's Dan Pastorini." "I'm on my way." I hung

Devine Golf

As a young man, Norton was an exceptional golfer. At the age of 26, however, he decided to become a priest, and joined a rather peculiar Order. He took the usual vows of poverty, chastity, but his Order also required that he quit golf and never play again. This was particularly difficult for Norton, but he agreed and was finally ordained a priest. One Sunday morning, the

Doing Without, Part 1

I had been locked up for almost three weeks. No TV, no radio, I spent most of the day playing cards with my cellie. His time was up, I had been in here for three days by myself when they brought in the kid. The guard led him in, the kid fell on the empty bunk and fell in a deep sleep. I kept playing solitaire, but kept looking at the kid. I am 28, about 6'2", 32 inch waist, a

Doing Without, Part 2

He struggled as I pinned him down, my bigger body covering his. His struggling caused the soft skin of his ass to rub against my cock, my precum slicking up that nice skin. He was more than a boy, but not quite a man, and he was doing the best to save his ass, no pun intended. Both of us knew I would win, but the dude wasn't planning on giving up very easy. I begin to kiss

Doing Without, Part 3

I kissed Colt for awhile, even though Colt had stopped fighting, I knew by his shriveled dick, he didn't want this. Fuck, if I was in his place, I wouldn't have wanted it either. I knew a joke about tossing salad, it sounded disgusting, but, it may help the kid...... He squirmed a little with I moved him into a position, I slowly but my tongue on his ass hole. The taste wasn't bad,

Doing Without, Part 4

I had about a third of my log in him now, it had taken awhile to get this much in the tight ass. Sweat poured from both of us. I supposed he was sweating from the pain my big dick was making him feel, my sweat from trying to control myself and not lunge into this hot tight shit hole in one single thrust. I rested for a second, this was giving Colt time to get used to me.

Donations Dilema

A girl got in line to donate blood at the local blood bank. She got to talking to the man in line in front of her and asked how often he donated blood. He corrected her, stating that he was there to donate sperm. Really, she said, how much do they pay for sperm donations? $50.00 the man stated. The girl replied that she only made $10.00 each time she donated blood. After the

Drinks & Personalities

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. Drink: Beer Personality: Casual, low-maintenance, down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying, a pain in the butt. Your

Drinks & Personality

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a man's personality based on what he drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. Drink: Beer Personality: Casual, low-maintenance, down to earth. Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid. Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid Your Approach: Challenge him to a game

Erection Correction

There was a man who had a problem getting an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor takes all kinds of tests and finally decides that he can cure the man. The doctor tells the man to go home and wait until his wife is asleep, and then to reach down between her legs and get a little love juice on his finger and rub it under his nose, and that this would stimulate his brain and then he

Escaped Convict

A murderer, imprisoned for life, broke free after 15 years and was on the run. He broke into a house and tied up the young couple he found in the bedroom; the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife to the bed. The helpless husband watched him get on the bed, straddle his wife and start to nuzzle her neck. His wife started to move her head violently, at which the man

Eternal Damnation

A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil. As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman. "That's unfair !" he cried. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman." "Shut up!" barked the devil, jabbing him with his pitchfork.

Everlasting Lovers, Part 1

In the Beginning Rich On my 24th birthday, I moved to San Francisco to pursue a career passion as a personal trainer. When the professional opportunity presented itself I jumped on it recognizing that the city would present a much better environment for my gay lifestyle to flourish. But I never expected the life-transforming event that began at the Marina green just days after I

Everlasting Lovers, Part 2

In the Mouth Scott We hopped in my Alfa Spider, top down, and started the 20-minute drive to my house. There was so much I wanted to say about what had just happened. But words would probably detract from the communication power of our bodies. As we approached my house, I confided in Rich my unusual ability to climax repeatedly. “If I ever push for excessive sex, kick me in the

Every Dog Has His Day

George W. Bush, Albert Einstein and Pablo Picasso have all died. Due to a glitch in the mundane/celestial time-space continuum, all three arrive at the Pearly Gates more or less simultaneously, even though their deaths have taken place decades apart. The first to present himself to Saint Peter is Einstein. Saint Peter questions him. "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea

First is Not Always Best

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home

First Massage

Absolutely true experience. Ever since puberty I had always fantasized about having sex with another man. I constantly masturbated over these thoughts but never acted on them until a few years ago when I was 22. I have been with many women, but never had the opportunity to act on my gay fantasies. I decided to go for it. I was in Chicago at a company meeting and I found the

First Oral Sex On A Business Trip

It was another hectic business meeting in Las Vegas. I had finished my meeting and was dying to get outside to do something. I had been to Las Vegas many times and was bored with the casino scene. After I freshened up in my hotel, I drove to a strip bar that I often go to with other guys from work. This was the first time going alone. After some beers and a few lap dances, which

First Time In Ballet Tights

It was my first dance class, and I was nervous, but the idea of wearing nylon tights in public and seeing other men in them up close was too thrilling to pass up. I have had a fetish about tights for years, and cycling and running allowed me to engage in it without suspicion. But the thick nylon supplex material was a poor substitute for the delicate, clinging nylon of ballet

Florida--Flea Paradise

One winter year, these two little fleas headed for the warm sunny beaches of Florida to escape the cold. The first flea got there and started rubbing suntan lotion on his little flea arms and his little flee legs. Just then, the second flea arrived just a shiverin' and a shakin'. The first flea asked, "What the hell happened to you?" To which the second flea replied "I just rode

FootLocker Boy

I was in a FootLocker store at the mall; I loved how it smelled in there. All those hot jocks with their old, smelly sneakers. I sat next to this hot young stud. He looked like he just got out of practice. He seemed to be around 19ish. Man, was he good looking. He had these deep blue eyes and this light brown hair; he was all sweaty and had his stinky sneakers off. He didn’t have

Foul Cry Fowl

This middle-aged handsome and well groomed guy was in a pet shop, when he spotted this parrot, and fell in love with it as soon as she saw it. He went to the shop owner and told him that he'd like to buy the bird as a surprise for his special friend. He said he would sell it to him, but he warned her that the bird had been brought up by some male prostitute in a brothel, and had

Foul Mouthed Fowl

This lady was in a pet shop, when she spotted this parrot, and fell in love with it as soon as she saw it. She went to the shop owner and told him that she'd like to buy the bird. He said he would sell it to her, but he warned her that the bird had been brought up by some chick in a brothel, and had picked up some of the lingo. The woman said that she'd still like to have to bird,

Fresh Meat, Part 1

I was thinking about the 30 day sentence the judge had given me. It was supposed to teach me a lesson. With good time, I'd be out in 20 days, and nothing was going to change! My thoughts cleared as I was ordered to strip by some lazy overweight guard. I guess he got his jollies by watching men naked. I proudly removed my shirt. I was 19, 5'10, and had a great body. I knew I

Fresh Meat, Part 2

Fresh Meat, Part 2 "Don't do this, man, I'm straight, I'm not like that!" I begged. The guy shoved me to my knees, pulled down his boxer shorts, and said, "Get straight to work on this, kid, any teeth and you'll be missing some!" He grabbed my face, stuck two fingers into my lips and opened my mouth. His rod was on soft but he replaced his fingers with it.

Fresh Meat, Part 3

The Latin looking one’s cock had me in shock. The head of it was bigger around than a coke can. It tapered down below the head, down the shaft it got wider and wider. The base was even wider than the head! His cock was more ellipsoid in its shape than round. I knew he planned on fucking me in the ass, I thought rapidly, sucking a dick would be better than taking this monster!

Fresh Meat, Part 4

His adjusted his body onto mine, my ankles were on his wide shoulders, spreading my legs apart. His weight on top of me felt weird, he had his prick between my ass cheeks, my balls were kind of in the way. He started pumping up and down, his hard on between in my butt crack, "Shit," I was thinking, " What a stupid ass I am, I thought he was going to try and stick that thing in my

Fresh Meat, Part 5

Nothing had ever hurt this bad, nothing had prepared me for this, the worst pain I had ever felt before this was an ear ache..... I couldn't breath, I couldn't move..... I never realized how many nerve connections my asshole must have. I wasn't really aware of anything but this incredible burning pain. I think I would have blacked out, but as he forced his cock further and deeper

Freshman Romp

I was kind of nervous just starting college and moving away from home. I have never been to a big city like Chicago before and was kind of scared. I was living on campus and had two roommates that were as fresh as me. There was Bob, he was from a small town just like me and we kind of connected right away. Bob was really talkative and easy going for a little fish in a big bowl. On

Getting Old Sucks...

When I went to lunch today, I noticed this ol boy about 75-80 years sitting on a bench near the Food Court and he was sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked him what was wrong. He said: "I have a 22 year old lover at home. He makes love to me every morning and then he makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground, brewed coffee." I said: "Well, then why are you

Going Down French Style

Going Down French-Style Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his boyfriend, Jene, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Jene leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre, kiss me!" Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Jene's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Jene. "I am Pierre the

Grievance

Grievance I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1) I do physical labor, I work at great depths 2) I plunge head first into everything I do 3) I do not get weekends off or public holidays 4) I work in a damp environment 5) I don't get paid overtime 6) I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation 7) I work in high temperatures 8) My work

Health Club

John was interested in the health club, which had just opened. Everybody working out in the weight room, which could be seen from the street, was really healthy and really sexy. So John decided to check out the place. He walked up to the receptionist and said he might be interested in joining the club. So she led him on a tour through the gym facilities. Everyone there was really

Hell

One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with a demon: Demon: Why so glum, chum? Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell. Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man? Guy: Sure, I love to drink. Demon: Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do is drink.

Helping the Hopless

A little old man, well into his eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on his feet, he Shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, he asks the sales clerk: "Ddddooo youuuu hhhave dddddildosss?" The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies:

Hollywood Squares Answers

These are from the days when game show responses were spontaneous and not scripted like they are now. These are from the old Hollywood Squares show in the 70's... Q: If you're going to make a parachute jump, you should be at least how high? A: Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it. Q: True or false...a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. A: George

Home Alone

Tony was a 19-year-old guy with blond hair and hazel eyes. He had bought magazines with guys playing with other guys, so he thought it would be neat to try something he hadn't before. One day when his family members were out and he was alone at home. He stripped naked and stood there in his room with a fully erect cock. He started touching himself and saying swear words and

I Love My Job!

I love my job! I’m a cable installer, 32 years old, 6 foot, brown hair, green eyes, lean, toned, and smooth body. I enjoy the freedom of not being tied to a desk and working at my own pace. Of course, some of the basements I have to crawl around in are gross, but usually it’s a pleasant experience. Apparently we servicemen are a precious commodity as on more than one occasion I’ve

Improvise When All Else Fails

Steven was in bed with his boyfriend when he heard his lover opening the front door. "Hurry!" he said, "Stand in the corner." He quickly rubbed baby oil all over the boyfriend and then he dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to." he whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue." "What's this, Stevie?" the lover asked as he entered the room. "Oh, it's just a

In Mourning

Mark lost his lover almost four years ago in a tragic motor accident, and still has not gotten out of his depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday. A close friend is constantly calling him and urging him to get back into the world. Finally, Mark says he'd go out, but didn't know anyone. His friend immediately replies, "Mark I have someone for you to meet, Steve, a

It's Never Too Late

Maude and Claude, both 91, lived in a senior citizen's residence. They met one day in the social center, and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company. After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and she accepted. They had a lovely evening and afterward, Claude asked Maude to join him at his place for an after dinner drink. Things

Jeremy's Diary, Part 1

All the usual disclaimers....if it ain't legal for you to read this, then DON'T!!!!!! Hi, my name is Jeremy. It's hard to write about myself to other people but I am going to begin by describing me and my life. My dad works on the river. My mom works on making people miserable. Oh, my parents are alcoholics. River workers travel to where the work is, that’s why we are

John and Joe Jones

Once there were twin brothers by the name of Jones. John Jones was married, and Joe Jones was single. The single brother Joe was the proud owner of a dilapidated row boat. It happened that John Jones' wife died the same day that Joe's rowboat filled with water and sank. A few days later, a kindly old lady met Joe and mistaken him for John said; "Oh Mr. Jones, I am sorry to hear

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***The following is a work of fiction*** Remember that scene in Cecil B. DeMille's "The Ten Commandments" in which John Derek, playing Joshua, is tied spread-eagled between two columns while dressed in just a burlap loincloth? Wicked Vincent Price then begins to whip his chest. Having long harbored impure thoughts about what John Derek had hanging down between his legs, I watched the

John Gavin!

***The following is a work of fiction*** Hitchcock wasn't happy with the opening scene of his new movie, "Psycho." It showed John Gavin and Janet Leigh in a Phoenix hotel room, getting dressed after having apparently just had a session of lunch-hour sex. "Why not start the scene while they're still having sex?" I suggested to Hitch. "Have the camera move into the room's window, slow

Just One of Those Days...

Dave's wife decides he deserves a special present for his birthday, so she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave, how ya doing?" The wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "He works out at the gym with me." When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual Guinness. The

Lockerroom

I was relaxing in the locker room of the Sport Academy with a freshly opened can of suds in my right hand, after an especially gruesome day in the office. I had just dried myself off after an ice cold shower, the last procedure after finishing my usual weekly three rounds of sauna and had laid my sauna towel across the hard wooden bench to spread out on. I thought I was the last

Lost & Found

Gary recently lost his lover after a tragic skiing accident. He had him cremated and brought his ashes home with him. Picking up the urn that he was in, Gary poured his lovers ashes out on the counter. Then, while tracing his fingers in the ashes, he started talking to him. "Stan, you stupid old fool, skiing at your age........." He lowered his voice to a whisper, and with a

Lost At Sea

Lost at Sea Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he

Man Oh Man

This must be the hottest day of the year and of course my air conditioner is not working. The repairman was supposed to be here this morning, but it was already one in the afternoon. I am so hot, so sweaty, that I have no clothes on. Finally, a knock. That must be the repairman at the door! I open the door and develop the hugest erection possible. Standing in front of me is the

Marketing 101

You see a gorgeous guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed". That's Direct Marketing. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous guy. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed". That's Advertising. You see a gorgeous guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day

Martini Sermon

The young priest was so afraid at his first mass that he could hardly speak. Before his second week in the pulpit, he asked the monsignor, "How can I relax?" The monsignor, a veteran of his work, said, "My son, this Sunday it might help if you put a martini in the water pitcher instead of water. After a few sips, everything should go smoothly." Sunday came and the young priest

Me and My Lance

I was sitting there on the counter of my work office in a Motel in Orlando Flordia. I noticed that Joey Fatone of N'Sync ordered a room. I waited there since it was midnight and he was the last person to pick up his key to his room. I was visiting Orlando one day, and I decided to drop by Universal Studios because I heard that NSYNC was going to perform on "The Rosie 'O Donnell

Me and My Painter

I have had bisexual thoughts for years, but have never had the guts to act on them until recently. One of my neighbors is a professional painter and he always invites his son John to assist him on certain projects. John is 18 and a freshman at the University of Florida. I booked his father Peter to paint four bedrooms in my house. He asked me if his son could do the work over the

Midnight Stroll

It was late Saturday night and I was bored just sitting at home. I decided I’d ride into town on my bike. when I reached town I saw a good amount of people walking around and having fun. I roamed around for a good while 'til I decided it was time to head back home since I had found nothing interesting to do anyway. I hopped on my bike and started to head home. I had just gotten to

Milk Those Balls

I was always one that loved small balls, I love to put them in my mouth and just suck on them real slow...get the taste of hot balls all over my lips and rub them all over my face...Once I got the opportunity to mouth some big balls and the taste was not the same. My best encounter of small ball chewing was when I was in high school and I got drunk with a couple of close friends of

Mind Your Hands...

One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, "Darling, would you give me a blowjob?" Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!" "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"

Miss Queued

Young Bill was courting Miguel, who lived on an adjoining farm out west in cattle country. One evening, as they were sitting on Bill's porch watching the sun go down over the hills, Bill spied his prize bull doing the business on one of his cows. He sighed in contentment at this idyllic rural scene and figured the omens were right for him to put the hard word on Miguel. He

More Penis Humor

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Mr. Vain

Now that I'm a senior and have an apartment off campus, I don't spend a whole lot of time over by the frat house these days. I'd rather go to the bars than watch all the screeching little bimbos with the big hair get too drunk in the hopes that guys will pick them up and screw them. Personally I can't stand girls who will do anything to get laid. I also don't like the music I

My Fantasy

Ever since I was a young boy, I have fantasized about being with a man. I've always been straight and have always enjoyed the sex I've had with women but deep inside I've been fighting the urge to see what it would be like to suck a man's cock or to feel one deep inside me. I have yet to accomplish this dream but I will relate my fantasy as to how I would like it to occur. I'm

My first time

Although I can't believe this happened to me, three years ago to be precise, it did. On the condition of my anonymity, I'm able to write recount this incident. This was the first time I engaged in male to male sex. At the time, I was 18 and I lived in a town near Palm Beach, FL. I grew up in a pretty conservative household and this attributed to me exploring "other" activities. I

My First Time

By wazzarello@cox.net I've only had sex with one man in my life, and that was 12 years ago when I was 19. He was a 48-year-old married man with two grown children. He was about 5'9" 190 1bs with balding hair and a black beard with some gray. Although he appeared to be a little on the chubby side, he actually had a solid thick body. I had just finished my first year of college, and since it

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I had always thought that John was really hot, even though I was straight, I could appreciate that, but I never thought of us, you know, getting it on together. We both live in Los Angeles, CA and we were driving to San Francisco to see a friend of ours from high school (we had both just graduated from college). About half way between L.A. and San Francisco, I decided to take a

My First, (Part 1 of 7)

Let me tell you about myself. My name is Mitchell. Mitch for short. I have red hair, green eyes, a ruddy complexion with a lot of freckles, and am 6-foot-5-inches tall. I am 26 years old. I was raised in a strict Irish-Catholic family in the Midwest. I have been a gymnast, a student of karate, and a wrestler since I was 8 years old. I am presently working on my dissertation at a

My First, (Part 2 of 7)

The next morning, I felt as if I hadn’t slept well. I seemed to remember tossing and turning, and for the first time I could remember, my sheets were dry. I felt some soreness in my muscles and decided that it was the result of holding myself rigid for the length of time it took for five people to sit on me. My thoughts still seemed to be focused on why I couldn’t remember what had

My First, (Part 3 of 7)

I looked up at Ryan. He had a look of sympathy and slight amusement and even wonder on his face. I realized that his hand had remained on my penis during all of the orgasm. He drew his hand away and I noticed that it was covered with my sperm. I know I went totally red again. He saw it, smiled, and said, "Wow, Mitch. I guess you were a lot more ready than I thought! And this proves

My First, (Part 4 of 7)

I awoke to my alarm clock. I was disoriented for a moment as I sat up in my bed. I couldn’t remember going to bed. I did remember talking to Ryan and drinking a lot of brandy and decided that I must have gotten so out of it that he had helped me into my apartment and into bed. As I pulled back my blankets, I realized that I was naked and wondered briefly if Ryan had helped me get

My First, (Part 5 of 7)

Finally, I decided that I had to do something. I turned in at the complex where we lived, and pulled up to the front door. "Ryan, go get your drawing pad, OK?" He turned and looked at me. I had had an idea. My karate teacher, Jerry, had a house on a hill above the city. I had watched his house for him from time to time, bringing in the mail, etc. I had a standing invitation to

My First, (Part 6 of 7)

"Mitch, I always thought you were an incredible man. But to shoot off like that twice in ten minutes, Wow!" "Ryan, is that something unusual?" "You’ve got to be kidding." "No, I’m serious. Ryan, you’ve got to remember. I haven’t had a conscious orgasm for years. I guess I’ve never given much thought to what it felt like or anything like that. It was just one of those things I

My First, (Part 7 of 7)

The comfort that came from being in contact with Ryan’s body was satisfying beyond anything I could remember feeling. Somehow, there was a feeling of familiarity to it, a feeling that we belonged together, touching each other’s bare skin. "Ryan, I have to tell you something." "What, Mitch?" "This feels very right. I’m not sure what I expected. But this feels right, good,

My One-time Fantasy Comes True

I don't and have never considered myself the least bit gay, but I have always had this fantasy of a one-time experience with a guy. Masturbating each other, sucking each other, blowing each other, but no "up the ass action". I have always had this fantasy, and thought I might act on it if conditions were perfect, but I would have to see in the moment. I am 18 yo., 5'11", 8" erect,

My Sister's Boyfriend

My name is Jeff. I am 5'8", slightly toned...not what you would call buff, but still in shape. This story refers to my sister’s boyfriend, Matt. Matt is 5'9", blonde hair, baby blue eyes, everything a man would want. I have always noticed him and always wondered how big his dick was. Cristina (“Crina”, my sister) had just come home from Matt’s, crying. I asked her what was wrong and

Night Court

It was the usual scene in the City's Night Court, the Police had rounded up the usual collection of street walkers and brought them before the Judge. Three hookers stood before him, all arrested on the same corner. He asked the first lady what she had to say for herself. The woman was irate, "I don't know what all this is about, your Honor. I'm a college student doing research for a

Older And...

An older gay man asks his husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast? Grapefruit and coffee to follow?" he asks. He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite." At lunch time, he asks his husband if he would like something. "A bowl of homemade soup, homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich?"

Ooops

Harry had a bit of a drinking problem. Every night, after dinner, he took off for the local watering hole. He spent the whole evening there, and arrived home, well inebriated, around midnight each night. He always had trouble getting his key into the keyhole, and getting the door opened. His wife, waiting up for him, would go to the door and let him in. Then she would proceed to

Ooops !

A wealthy couple had plans to go to an evening ball. So they advised their butler that they were giving him the evening off to do as he pleased since they would be out until quite late. The couple went to a ball and dinner. After an hour an a half, the wife told her husband that she was bored and that she preferred to go home and finish some work for the next stay. The husband

Ooops!

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain." A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain." "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."

Opportunity Knocks

A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she was going. She replied, "I'm going to Las Vegas." He questioned her as to why she was going, and she told him, "I just found out that I can make $400.00 a night doing what I give you for free." He pondered that for a while, went into the house, packed his

Parents Away - Part 1

About 6 years ago, when I was 13 and just went through puberty, my parents went to Aruba for two weeks and left me and my brother home. It was February so we still were in school, and every weekend we would have a couple of my brothers friends over, which I usually hung out with. One of his friends, Jim, would always buy me some alcohol and stuff. Well that Friday we all got

Parents Away - Part 2

The next Friday we once again got trash and once again Jim and I ended up again in my parents bedroom. He moved over to my side of the bed and stretched. He asked if I minded if he put his arm around me. Of course I said no. Then he asked me if I was drunk, and I said yes. I then asked him and he also replied yes. I was really hot so I stripped to my underwear. He did

Paris Oohh Paris

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Peer Pressure

The other day, my friends and I decided to 'do' the town. We started out at our regular gay bar and wound up at a night club that had male strippers. We were all pretty loaded by this time. One of the guys wanted to impress the rest of us, so he pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek! Not to be

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The Penis Poem My nookie days are over My pilot light is out What used to be my sex appeal Is now my water spout. Time was when, on its own accord From my trousers it would spring But now I've got a full-time job To find the blasted thing. It used to be embarrassing The way it would behave For every single morning It would stand and watch me shave. Now as old age approaches

Perception

A man walks into his local gay bar and asks for a beer. After drinking it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer. After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again and asks for another beer. This happens about another seven times before the bartender asks him, "Why do you keep looking in your pocket?" The man replies, "I have a picture of my lover in

Peter Was 18 With a Lot of Class

I met a guy through a personal column, and he came over to my place one night to get acquainted. We were sitting there that night, having a drink, with the lights low, and we walked to my bedroom window. There was a guy across the lane, jacking off. Boy, was Peter surprised. Up to that time, besides my preoccupation with solo-sex, my sexual experiences had all been with guys who

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It was the night before the 4th of July and the summer sucked. I had just finished my freshman year of college. All the girls wanted were the older jocks, and I discovered that no matter how horny I might be, the only release would be jerking off. So my mood was black and blue, and my bonehead move just hours before didn't help. I had heard that one of the girls that everyone

Pissed

A man on a construction site 30 floors up had to go to the bathroom. He approached his foreman and told him that he was going down to use the facilities. The foreman told him he was crazy. By the time he got down and back he'd lose a half hour of time. The foreman pushed a plank out over the edge of the building. He stood on one end and told the guy to go out on the other end

Please...

A man went to the doctor, and the doctor told him he had only 24 hours to live. He went home to tell his lover and after they both had a long cry over it, he asked his lover if he would have sex with him because he only had 24 hours to live. "Of course, Darling!" he replied. And so they had sex. Four hours later they were lying in bed and he turned to his lover again, and

Predictable

One night two men both at a gay bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the first man says to his new found friend, "Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No strings attached. It'll just be one night of fun." The other doctor agrees to it. So they go back to his place and he goes in the

Predictable

One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they’re both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, “Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No strings attached. It’ll just be one night of fun.” The woman doctor agrees to it. So they go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom. She

Prison Mate

starting a conversation. I just lay there in the dark waiting for morning and wondering what the stranger above me was like. His voice was deep and husky, yet it sounded young and powerful. I guess tomorrow would reveal all. Eventually I fell asleep, even though it must have been a very light sleep, for I was awoken suddenly by the movement in the bunk above, as my cell mate got

Public Bath

Boy do I love big dicks. Of course, nowadays, getting fucked by a raw dick is a thing to avoid. But some years ago, before AIDS became a real mess, I used to head for the baths every weekend and search for the biggest dick I could find to fuck me. I remember one night at Mac's, in Silverlake, this big black dude caught my attention. This guy was big all over! He looked like a

Revenge Takes Its Toll

A man came home just in time to find his lover in bed with another man. In a total rage, he dragged his lover down the stairs to the garage and put his penis in a vise. He then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next he picked up a hacksaw. The lover terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?" The man, with a gleam of revenge in his eye,

Robert (Wagon Train) Horton

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Robocock

Dr. Joe White entered the office of his lab and closed the door. He was a handsome stud, no stranger to the gym. His face held a concerned look as his creation didn’t immediately come to greet him. Suddenly he heard the familiar metal and machine noises coming from the gym area, and he relaxed. Robocock walked into view. He was an amazing 6' amalgam of muscle and polished metal.

Santa's Had It With Straights !

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Selling It on Cellular

There were several men in the locker room of a private club, after exercising. Suddenly, a cell phone that was on one of the benches, rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues: - "Hello?" - "Honey, It's me. Are you at the club?" - "Yes." - "Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat... It’s absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy

Settling In Together...

Mark met a handsome guy, Andy, and he decided he wanted to settle into a relationship right away. Andy said, "But we don't know anything about each other." Mark said, "That's all right. We'll learn about each other as we go along." So Andy consented, and they went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort. So one morning they were lying by the pool, when Mark got up off of his towel,

Severe Punishment

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Sex With The Cyclist

I am a model, and I try my best to keep in shape and looking good. On the weekends, I enjoy sunbathing in the nude so that I do not have any tan lines. I go to a park on a lake, get naked, and sunbath in the bed of my truck. I have never seen anyone in the park, but this weekend I saw and got to enjoy a cyclist. I was laying in the bed of in my chair with my cooler of water

Shirtless Truckers In Love

"Baz, go on, get out! And never come here again!" Baz's parents shut the door on their son. He had been disowned because they had found out he was gay. His parents were very homophobic and hated all gays, so they had chucked him out. Baz walked along with his suitcase. He had no friends and his only other living relative was an aunt in LA, 500 miles away. Since it was the middle

Shopping Surprise

A guy arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find his lover in bed with a young, handsome boy. Just as he was about to storm out of the house, his lover stopped him with these words: "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving home, I saw this young guy, looking poor and tired, I offered him a ride. He was hungry, so I brought

Shower Time

Chris came to college two quarters after I did. He was about 5'6" and built. He had a perfect six-pack stomach, very defined legs and arms, and a perfect bubble butt. He also didn't mind showing himself. He would walk to the shower naked or lay around in his room naked. The college that we attended was what I call a suit case college. On the weekends, everyone packs up and goes

Size Matters

A few days after Jack met Woody, he had his name tattooed on his penis to show him how much he loved him. When erect, the name was fully visible; but when deflated, it read "Wy". Woody was delighted with Jack's "special emblem of devotion." Later in the year they decide to go to Jamaica for their vacation. Their hotel had three beaches, one traditional, one nudist, and one gay

Son of A ...

Two tall trees are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them. One of the trees says to the other, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The other tree says that he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The tall tree says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that sapling is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

Splattering Jim Palmer

***The following is a work of fiction*** The year was 1981. Mike and I were alone in the fraternity house, thumbing through a copy of "Newsweek" magazine. Suddenly we came across a full-page ad showing baseball star Jim Palmer, modeling a pair of Jockey briefs. And not the regular kind of white briefs, but rather a pair of red bikini briefs with a bulge in the crotch that, as they

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A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local race track to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry. When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the

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I was 19 and in college, and had been interested in other boys for quite some time. I fantasized constantly about it, but had kept it to myself for fear of what people might think. That was all to change however, when my mother remarried, to a very nice man with an 18 year old son named David. David was a real fox! He had light brown hair, beautiful green eyes, the most perfect

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It was getting close to midnight, almost time for me to close up the store, and it was none to soon. That's when he walked in. Earlier, that evening I had sold him some beer and cigarettes. His slurred speech and stumbling movements told me the beer had taken his effect. His slurred masculine voice asked me for a pack of reds in the box. I eyed him up and down as I made

Straight Stud's Rape, Part 2

I shook him, he didn't react. I shook him harder, still nothing. I pushed him over to the passengers side of the pick up. He didn't even moan. I climbed in beside him and thought for a few minutes. I stared at him, and knew what I had to do. I stepped out of the truck and unlocked the store. I got a sack and begin to gather various things from the store. I got

Straight Stud's Rape, Part 3

I looked at the stud's boner, the uncut meat looked tantalizing, but those man nipple's needed a work over, too. I straddled him, his hard cock pressing into my inner thigh, and bent down placing my mouth on his left nipple. I gently sucked it into full hardness, watching the brown nipple grow stiffer. He had really long nips. I knew they needed a good chew. I bit

Straightboy?

My friends came up from college for the weekend. I went out that day to get ready, purchasing two cases of beer for the party we'd been planning for the whole week. Kristen brought up a quarter of weed and her really cool bong cause we were all going to get quite stoned. I'd never tried pot before, because smoking always makes me cough an awful lot. Kristen was coming up with her

Strip Poker at a Lake Cabin (Part 1)

My name’s Rob and my wife (Cindy) and her best friend (Barbara) were going out of town over Memorial Day weekend to have a 10th high school reunion with their girlfriends. That was going to leave me all alone at the house over the long weekend. “Bull shit” I thought and opted not to stay “home alone” for the weekend. I rented out a secluded lake cabin about 2 hours upstate from our

Strip Poker at a Lake Cabin (Part 2)

Continued from Part 1 - Lance walked back over to the table and told me to lie down. I was really nervous and was starting to shake. He told me to relax, but I couldn’t. He took each of my legs and put them onto his chest with my feet sticking up past his broad shoulders. My legs were really shaking. He pulled my ass down to the edge of the table and then pushed himself on top

Sweaty Latino Barber

I was at the local barber shop and they had no air conditioner, man, it was boiling hot in there! I was ok though. I kept myself happy by watching all the sweaty men in the place. They were like fucking pigs, sweat dripping down their faces in streams. It was really sexy to me. I just sat on the bench, with a big smile on my face. I was too busy admiring the stinking men that I

Tavern Tipsy

From the State where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes a (supposedly) true story from Madison, Wisconsin. Recently a police patrol car routinely parked outside a local Neighborhood tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly

Tennessee Degree

A young man graduated from the University of Tennessee with a degree in journalism. His first assignment for the newspaper who hired him was to write a human interest story. Being from Tennessee, he went back to the country to do his research. He went to an old farmer's house way back in the hills, introduced himself to the farmer and proceeded to explain to him why he was there.

Texas Bragging Rights

In a Texas bar, the bartender Fred was fed up with penis-boasting from the regulars. So to put an end to all the boasting Fred says to them, "Whip 'em out!" Fred pulls a yard stick from under the bar to begin measuring all the exposed cocks. Just then a gay guy walks into the bar. Fred asks the man if there is something that he can get for him. The gay guy replies, "I was going to

Thanksgiving Sex

I went home for Thanksgiving to be with my family and friends for the big Thanksgiving dinner. My family isn't that large, but I have a large extended family. At our dinner, we usually have about 30 people, and I get to see people that I haven't seen since last year. Sine my mother is always going crazy with the house, I stay in a motel room in order to keep my sanity. After our

That's nice...

Two police officers saw this old man staggering down the street. Stopping him, they can tell he has had far too much to drink and instead of taking him to jail they decide to just drive him home. They loaded him into the police cruiser and one of the officers gets in the back with the drunken man. As they drove through the streets they kept asking the man where he lived, all he

The Boys Next Door

All the neighbors complained when the three young men moved in the apartment across the hall from mine. The cry went up that the newcomers would play loud music and keep everyone in the building awake with their comings and goings. Everyone complained but me. I knew three good looking hunks when I saw them, and these guys were beautifully built. I studied them carefully as they

The Confession

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the woman you were with?" "Sure and I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?" "I

The First

So after months and months of flirting and chatting online I finally decided to meet James, a guy I'd been chatting with online for many a late night. He first instant messaged me about a year ago and he said he liked my profile. It seemed harmless enough but he slowly started asking me questions about if I'd ever fantasized about being with a guy. Honestly, it had never really

The Forfeit

It was late Sunday afternoon in a house in the mountains. After spending a weekend out of town, it was time for me to head out on the road to return home for work the next day. My friend Mike had been insisting all day that I call in sick so I could stay one more day until he left for his home on Monday. I really needed to get back because I had a full day of work, and my team was

The Fucking of a Lifetime

I am for sure—straight. Always did, and still consider myself straight. But one day after going swimming with my friend, we were in the locker room and he, even though he's not gay either, noticed a good-looking guy. He made me a $1000 bet that I couldn't get him to suck my cock. The guy was good looking, and for $1000, it was worth it. So we made the bet and off I went. I had

The Gift

The Gift A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Nordstrom's and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of

The Masturbation Showers

In the locker room at college, there are showers at either end. Guys at my school would frequently masturbate in the showers, because they had the time. But some guys just didn't want to see other guys jerking their cocks, or spilling their male goo everywhere. So we got the school to make two signs, one for each shower room: "Masturbation Allowed" and "No Masturbation". So if you

The Penis Poem

My nookie days are over My pilot light is out What used to be my sex appeal Is now my water spout. Time was when, on its own accord From my trousers it would spring But now I've got a full-time job To find the blasted thing. It used to be embarrassing The way it would behave For every single morning It would stand and watch me shave. Now as old age approaches It sure gives me the

The Perfect Prescription

A man went into a pharmacy on Polk Street in San Francisco, and asked to talk to the pharmacist. The guy he was talking to said that he was the pharmacist and that he and his lover owned the store. He then asked if there was something he could help the man with. The man said "this is embarrassing for me, but I have a huge cock which is permanently erect and causes me a lot

Think Before You Speak...

A doctor and his lover are having an argument in the morning over breakfast and the doctor blurts out, "You know what? You're not that great in bed anyway!" So he goes off to work and thinks it over and decides to call his boyfriend and make amends....So he calls the house and the phone rings many, many times and then his lover finally answers the phone completely out of

Timber!

A lady from California bought a piece of timberland in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the points in the tract. She wanted to get a good view of her land, so she started to climb the big tree. As she eared the top, she found a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, she slid down the tree and got many splinters in her private parts. In a lot of pain, she

Too Many Martini's

McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave. "Excuse me," said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done. "What was that all about?" "Nothing," said the Irishman, "my boyfriend just sent me out

Top 45 Oxymorons

45. Act naturally 44. Found missing 43. Resident alien 42. Advanced BASIC 41. Genuine imitation 40. Airline Food 39. Good grief 38. Same difference 37. Almost exactly 36. Government organization 35. Sanitary landfill 34. Alone together 33. Legally drunk 32. Silent scream 31. Living dead 30. Small crowd 29. Business ethics 28. Soft rock 27. Butt Head 26. Military

Top Man

I didn't feel like going to the gym today because it was so nice outside. I put on my tight tank top and short spandex shorts and went anyway. I'm 23 years old, 5'11, brown hair and have blue eyes -- very college jock type. I am 190lbs. of pure smooth muscle and I'm ripped! I have huge thighs, a tiny waist and an awesome bubble butt that looks totally hot in my electric blue

Trouble With Crusin'

Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the bar counter, with a great big smile on his face. Dave says, "John what are you so happy for?" "Well Dave, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and a redhead came up to me... tits out to here, Dave, tits out to here! She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I said, 'Sure you can

Ty (Bronco) Hardin

***The following is PURELY a work of fiction*** It's July of 1971 and I'm lying in a hotel bed in Spain, next to the sleeping form of ex-TV star, Ty Hardin. He's sprawled face-up on top of the sheets, stark naked, eyes closed, mouth half-open. He's snoring and there's still a hint of liquor on his breath. His legs are spread apart and I find myself staring, as I did the night

Vacanze in Grecia

Premetto che è una storia di pura fantasia erotica. Partii per le vacanze estive con il mio amico e mi recai nell'isola del divertimento la splendida isola di IOS in Grecia. I primi giorni trscorsero veloci, tra una tintarella e l'altra. Un giorno io e il mio amico dicidemmo di andare a noleggiare un motorino per girare tutta l'isola. Ci recammo sulla spiaggia più vicina e

Viagra At Any Age

An elderly gentleman went to the local drugstore & asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said, "That's no problem. How many do you want?" The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen, but can you cut each 1 into 4 pieces?" The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through sex." The elderly gentleman replied, "Oh, that's alright, I'm

Visiting the Doctor

It was the third day in a row that my cock was erect. By this time I was frightened, three days and unable to lose my erection!! I tried everything, masturbating, getting sucked on for three hours straight even icing it and still hard. I knew I had to go visit my doctor saw I just showed up at the office as this was an emergency for me at least. I had a long jacket on but was able

Walking Along the Beach

One day in mid July, I was walking along one of the non-clothing optional beaches (must wear clothing) in the area where I live. I was wearing a bikini and shoes that was it. I was just walking along, enjoying the heat and the sun and I see this really good-looking guy walking in the opposite direction as me, wearing a string bikini, which barely covered anything. In the front,

What Ever It Takes to Golf on Saturday

There were three friends that always wanted to play golf every Saturday afternoon but couldn't because of there wives, so one day after many years they finally got together on the golf course and were waiting at the first tee when one guy said: "I had to buy my wife a diamond necklace to get to play today!!!" The second said, "That's nothing I had to buy MY wife a new sports car

What? 30 Years and No Watch?

George, the postman, was retiring after 30 years. And today was the LAST day on his route. As he approached Mrs. Smith's residence, she opened the door and said: "Oh, George! I think it is SO wonderful! Just think - 30 years on the job!" She took him by the arm and led him into the house. "Today, in celebration, I have a SURPRISE for you!" She sat him down at the dining room

When My Friends Surprised Me

This a true story of my 18th birthday, just a few weeks ago! It was the morning of my 18th birthday. It was a Saturday morning so I didn't have to go to school. I was so excited because the week before, my best friend, who is so hot, has such a great, hard body and is just gorgeous, promised me a surprise on my birthday. Him and me do a lot of jacking off together, and so I

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