Gay Erotic Stories

by Henry Bayne

henrybayne@hotmail.com

1

There was a young man from Saint Source's,

Whose cock was as big as a horse's.

He'd suck on his meat,

Before he would eat,

And did it again between courses.

2

There once was a boy from Dubai

Whose dick got too big for his fly.

He yanked down the zipper,

And pulled out his flipper,

It stood up and poked out his eye.

3

There once was a boy with a dong

Which he fiddled with all the day long.

It was quite a riddle,

But he could so fiddle,

That his dong sometimes burst out in song.

4

There once was a man from the sticks,

Whose hobby was sucking men's pricks.

He did it with pleasure,

When they gave him leisure,

And they all got some really good kicks.

5

There once was a man who made socks,

Which he fitted on other men's cocks.

‘Twas not at all nasty;

He made them for chast’ty

And he fitted them all out with locks.

And for every sock lock was one key

Which he then would hand over to me.

And those men who wore socks

To lock up their cocks

Had to ask my permission to pee.

6

There once was a man from St. Paddy's

Who liked not so much ladies as laddies

But not only boys

Were his favorite toys;

He also liked little lads' daddies

7

There once was a man called De Gradys.

Who liked laddies much better than ladies.

He preferred best to sin

With their ventral fin.

And he said, “It’s worth burning in Hades!”

8

Though I know that my mind's a bit addled,

With burdens I'm not really saddled.

It's my wife more, I swear,

With the burden to bear,

And it's her more than me, who gets rattled.